Bastard

Shallan is a Mary Sue and I’m sad I haven’t seen anyone else sharing this thought

I want someone to make an analog horror where one of the overly twisted faces is just that picture of post Malone when a girl flashes him at a concert

The Amity Affliction’s album cover art for Let The Ocean Take Me has defined tons of my art for the past six years and I didn’t even realize cause I completely forgot about them by 2019

I’ve never met more guys who liked like any other specific celebrity than I have guys who looked like Quentin Tarantino

Markiplier calling his dog Chica during the height of fnaf and then saying it totally wasn’t because of fnaf, is just like my old dance teacher who named her newborn son Hamilton during the height of Hamilton and after she choreographed multiple pieces to music from Hamilton and then saying it totally wasn’t because of Hamilton

Overwatch 2 sounds like a meme. Why didn’t they just add more updates, I thought that’s what those kinds of games did?

I forgot that your eyes start twitching when you haven’t slept enough lately

I forgot Repede just... always has a pipe... no matter what accessory you put on him

I gaslight myself so that I don’t get spoilers

Between a rock and a hard place (another rock (I’m a geologist))

I overheard these guys in the dining hall today talking about a conversation they had the night before where they were talking about how they would “torture their enemies” the first guy to speak up said that his method would be to tie them in a giant sleeping bag filled with boiling cheese, and then freeze them