Tales From Tville

Kags: Always the life of the party. Always a know-it-all.

He can handle 3 wine coolers, that’s 36oz.

Therefore, Kags logic dictates 20oz of 100 proof Popov is no big deal.

And they ain’t wine coolers, ya guys. They’re called Seagrams.

Part of the Tales from Tville series. True events that I found myself involved in, with slight embellishments. During this one, Kags had an obsession with the song “Poker Face” and played it on repeat at full volume everywhere he went for a good month or so. And after fucking up the customer’s car by jacking through the floor, he really did offer her his truck for her car plus $300.

The first meeting of Kags, who would become basically the mascot of the comics and the town in general. Looked like Cartman and talks like a more whiny Butters.

I think maybe I’ve got enough stuff drawn up to get a nice head start posting now. Let’s see what I have.