Miranda Priestly's Office

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

That's why it literally confuses me so much when I say every country needs to have death sentences for rapists and people look at me like I'm crazy. Are you telling me these people deserve to live? Just dispose of them already

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

A message to the man, it's not "it's" it's "its". She was right :)

Okay but how did Regina George survive being hit by a bus, but George O’Malley didn’t?

She was really strong from all the Kalteen bars

These lines and have influenced me to start talking confidently about myself too

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

...that's a painting of two people getting raped. What about this is good?

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

swanqueen devil wears prada au….that is all

I don’t think that big cats are more wild-tempered or unpredictable than domesticated house cats, really. I just think their attempts to kill you are more effective than those of their their fun-sized relatives.