⚠️ VOLUME UP ⚠️

(Washington has informed his employees in a collective Email that productivity has to increase by at least 50% to make a profit, so the work load is heavier. I’d write more but I low-key dont wanna :p)

A.Ham: Jefferson, I don’t know why you’re complaining. You dump all your work on me anyway

T.Jeff: Oh please, we all know you’re a workaholic

T.Jeff: You probably would’ve done it without me asking lmao

A.Ham is typing….

A.Ham: What does “Lmao” mean?

T.Jeff: Lick my asshole orphan ^_^

A.Ham: I swear when I get my hands on you-

theatre is a beautiful but limited medium. for all that differences in hair are important in hamilton, the actual changes are the equivalent of tiktokers putting a towel on their head.

so here are my ideas for how hamilton characters would style their hair (in a modern au I suppose).

lafayette: cornrows that go into long braids so he can tie his hair up. when it's too short for a ponytail he gets beads at the bottom and greatly enjoys clicking and clacking w every step.

mulligan: close cropped hair that he dyes into funky patterns. (examples)

peggy: microbraids‼️

eliza: a bob near the beginning of the story, grows it out during act 1, ties it up in act 2. then she cuts it again after burn

angelica: jumbo box braids, for when she lives in america/in act 1.

alexander: he tried curtain bangs before submitting to the receding hairline. lost a bet in uni and dyed his hair red; one of the worst decisions of his life (which is saying a lot!!)

bonus burr: Bald. can't change that sorry. it's professional and personality-less, yet common enough that he only stands out compared to the expressively styled revolutionaries. perfect, thematically.