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I love using auto colour sometimes.

NOW

a little step towards the line left inside I’m not right edging against this side somethings wrong, not quite

when it’s thursday but you wish it were friday and it feels a bit like a sunday 😪

I was trying to take a neat pic when this random goob decided to out cute me wth 😞

I was like ok but what if it sparkled

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How does a teacher make an intro to students that has the right amount of jokes, seriousness, and only a little bit of flirting? Do I make a joke about memes? Or do I just go straight into it? I’m Pete. Mr. Wentz. Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III. I’m sure you’ve seen me around school - I am the hottest teacher around. Little did you know that I love pizza more than not grading papers because I’m a giant slacker just like all of you. I’d rather be teaching at Hogwarts. I really like dogs too but that’s a given with everyone. I make obscure movie references a lot. You can ask me questions on aim - @mr.scndman - if you wish.

settle.down

Have you guys seen my face lately? I feel like it’s important that you do. Also, I will pay anybody the $15 in my wallet + like, an ice cream cone, to come do my hair. It’s struggling.

this looks like an oil painting i’m just that much of an Art Babe™