you'll be alright.

now that you mentioned i want to throw myself to the ground and whine like a fussy baby. i want to be a sloth.

you can be anything you put your mind to, nia. i believe in you.

For valentine’s day, we’re going to have a special Spanish lesson…And by that I mean we can watch a spanish romance movie and then learn some fun Spanish pick up lines. 

….You know what…that’s even better

Ron blessing these hoes

i just found a photo of myself in bed with a chihuahua and a box of capri sun.

There are photos of me in a hotel room with a rented fish

a... a rented fish...

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?