Sup my dude

As a pessimist, you can only win. Either something good happens or you are right

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

sorry but i cant risk it 😭 

I’m sorry guys but I love my mom

RISKING NOTHING ASAADSSFEAF

I love you moooooom!

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I love my mom

She just yeeted a flip flop at me but I ain’t taking the risk people

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

I Made $750 For Nothing

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

I too require money.

would like some money plz

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month.  I MEAN WHAT.  Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.