TeaKettle

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

i love playing pretend so much i shook up my arizona tea before puring it into a biiig glass and it looks a lot like a cold beer with all that froth and beautiful light golden color. maybe when im done with this ill put some grape juice in a wine glass im basically unstoppable

fuck off cringe bitch

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

even their a s s

at at at night

this cryptid 

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

Just one of these checks could change my life ,

I think we can all use this energy

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

let’s see what happens ✨