C'est La Vie

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Few things exist that are more perfect.