You can say that my hair's a disgrace

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

what's the weirdest death in your family you know about. I'll go first. one of my great great uncles died in a tightrope walk accident.

Ich bin ‘irgendweas fehlt toch nogh’

Ich bin ‘Klopauer’

Denglisch-Pfosten auf Trinkglas Punkt Com aber the englische Wörter sind those die you am wenigsten expectest. Wiederblogge wenn du agreest.

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

Y E S

no no no. the cat doesn’t have a name, the cat owner never decided on one so she just goes with various silly nicknames. but since her fiancée acts like she is aware of the cat’s name, the cat owner assumes the fiancée mistook one of the nicknames for the actual name. but she doesn’t know which! so the cat owner doesn’t know what the supposed cat name is either, and relies on the fiancée revealing it at some point, but it never comes and she’s getting agitated too because she doesn’t want to admit she never named her cat

The true wlw miscommunication romcom we deserve

Mä tiedän, miten paljo ainaki ulkomaiset (ehkä suomalaisetki?) saattaa vitsailla siitä, että sanat "rakkaus" ja "rakastaa" ym. on epäsopivia siihen merkitykseen, mutta mä kyllä tykkään niistä. Toki voi olla että en vaan osaa päässäni erottaa merkitystä siitä sanasta. Vissiin ihmisillä on erityisesti ongelma sen vahvan r:n ja k:n kans, mutta musta se että se on vahva sana, sopii siihen miten (monet) suomalaiset sitä sanaa käyttää: harvoin, erityisissä hetkissä tai ehkä vain kerran jos ikinä. Se on vahva sana, koska se on myös vahva tunne.

I wish youtube or social media as a whole had a feature where you could put in a language and based on the data that youtube is already abusing for advertisments, would suggest videos and channels who make content that fit to your own consumption habits in that language

any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number