Elegant Dirt

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

I am insecure and sensitive and I ruin everything I love

how much for a gram of attention

they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends

show me the Dark Homeward Bound

Imagine the raw energy of Depression vs. Anxiety that would happen if Bo Burnham and John Mulaney did a show together

a deep deep deep ache in ur heart ya know

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

man fuck math. if you know a number fuck you

There’s a number in your url