Stiles rolls his eyes. “Poor Derek.” “Yes poor Derek,” Derek snarls. “Derek didn’t need this right now.” “Derek should stop talking about himself in the third person,” Stiles says.
Stiles and Derek (chp. 1)
Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi (AO3) Teen Wolf – Explicit – Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall #Alternate Universe #Hale Family Lives #Humor #Romance #Crack #Fake/Pretend Relationship #Magic
“Three weeks,” Derek says.
“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.
“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…
“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“
“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”
“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
