#zonet

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? Once trust is built, it will last forevermore. 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? Very slowly. They are both hard to get to know, one hiding secrets, the other one being very mistrusting, but as they pass all that they will dive right into it.

How was their first kiss? Some silly, tequila flavoured thing that escalated quickly.

Wedding:

Who proposed? Zoro, because Sanji did wind him up saying he would.

Who is the best man/men? Luffy.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? Sugar

Who did the most planning? Monet

Who stressed the most? Usopp because he was worried about the scary guests. 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? idk, the marines?

Sex:

Who is on top? Monet. 

Who is the one to instigate things? both. 

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? it depends on the mood really, they can range from a convenient quickie to a full night long sex session.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? they try.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? 2

How many children will they adopt? none

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Zoro. like literally stuck with the sticky strips they have.

Who is the stricter parent? Monet. Momma of them all, Zoro included.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Monet.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Monet

Who is the more loved parent? Monet too, hah.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Monet, since the first time Zoro attended it was a right DISASTER.

Who cried the most at graduation? Nobody. Zoro just casually got something in his good eye. 

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Monet,

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Monet.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Monet.

Who does the grocery shopping? Monet makes the shopping list and sends Zoro to the market. Sometimes he only comes back with booze.

How often do they bake desserts? Once a week.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Healthy foodstuffs to make up for the drinking mostly.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Zoro, and it’s a mess but Monet loves it anyway.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? Monet after date night at home is ruined.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? most definitely Zoro, hence why he never cooks. 

Chores:

Who cleans the room? Monet

Who is really against chores? Zoro needs to be reminded, but he ends up doing it.

Who cleans up after the pets? Zoro.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Zoro

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? they don’t stress

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Monet lbr, out of Zoro’s pocket while he was asleep on the same couch. 

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Both. Together they can spend in there forever. 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? both.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Zoro is not that bothered about it, but Monet loves it.

What are their goals for the relationship? companionship. 

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Zoro all the way.