#zombu7

I fucking died a little. An author shared this in the notes of the story I was reading and I can’t even. 

p,,,,, por qué no los dos,,,

My contribution to the DHAU by @zombu7 and @snaxarba !!! This AU is so cute I hAd tO Do sOmEThiNg.

I envisioned each of the members besides Harry to fangirl in different ways...

Tom:

Any and all fanservice immediately makes you smitten. And awed. And makes you fall in love with the member all over again.

May or may not be planning the wedding already. And your future home. And the amount of pets you'll have. And-

Severus:

You can't. You can't even look at the member anymore lest you self-combust from cringe, embarrassment, and affection all at once.

Seriously you can't even do this anymore, and you don't know if you're ovErJoyEd or miSerAbLe about the situation.

Cedric:

Pure affection and adoration for the member. They're doing so well!! They look happy! They look great!!! You are sending positive vibes constantly.

You see the member as being your sun child, friend, and crush simultaneously. The struggle to manage your feelings begins.

Draco:

You feel a mixture of anger, shock, amazement, and love all at once. How is the member like this? Do they switch a flip?? They were literally 4 years old a few minutes ago, who is this adult on stage???

Good luck dealing with the switches in character, because your preferred member will probably go back to being a child in a few seconds, and leave you eternally bewildered about what just happened.

Tag yourself- what number are you?

Harry Potter as Seven of the DH

He’s a hardworking leader; he’d been the captain of a footy team before converting those leadership skills into the group. The members love him and though they’ll tease poor Harry like mad, they still respect him and listen to his words of encouragement.

When @zombu7 came to me with her glorious art of each members, I honestly screamed. We just clicked. This is a collab that we’re working on and the only thing that’s keeping me fed right now. Who knew that sharing the same braincell could be so good?

Wasn't sure whether to post this here or not but I did have Snep in mind while drawing this so....

I guess this was inspired by all the talk of Snape in a Kpop band from @zombu7

Okay. OKAY.

@zombu7 Picture this…

Dr. Severus Snape is assigned both by his handlers and the facility he has infiltrated to study the mysterious creature captured from a South American river by Colonel Thomas Riddle, who is also in charge of the project. Snape becomes fascinated by this beautifully strange creature and this creature, in turn, seems to favor him out of the other scientists, something which irritates Riddle who has become obsessed with the creature, insisting that it has the secret to immortality. 

Snape visits the creature (Harry, because that is what he had responded to one of the times the man had tried naming him since calling him ‘the creature’ all the time was bothersome), in secret. 

Seeing Harry as a way to exploit and look good, General Fudge- though how that buffoon managed to climb so high was beyond even Riddle’s intellect much less Snape’s- orders Harry to be vivisected. Snape and not that unsurprisingly, Riddle pleads to keep the creature alive for further studying. They are successful but only manage to push the deadline by a fortnight at most. Even worse, Snape’s handlers from the Soviet are ordering him to euthanize Harry. There is no way he could do that.

Luckily, it seemed there was another ally nearby. Overhearing Granger, a bushy-haired know-it-all intern, plot- rather loudly, honestly- about freeing Harry, he decides to help her as at the very least the heat of the blame would not come to him. With her intelligence and courage, his wits and cunning, and (another intern though obviously favored via nepotism) Draco Malfoy’s reluctant help the mission is successful. 

They keep him in Snape’s housing, partly because he’s the less suspicious of the two, partly because he is more emotionally attached to Harry but mainly because being a spy in a top secret facility means two large checks and a place with a frankly obscenely big bathtub. 

Furious at his chance at obtaining true immortality slip away, Riddle interrogates Granger. However, since he had low opinions of her, being both a woman trying to do ‘men’s work’ and her low blood status as a commoner, he ends up dismissing her- though not without punishing her anyway. Due to Riddle’s rage, Snape has to work late one night to keep up the pretense of looking for Harry because Riddle was starting to hone onto him, Malfoy goes to check on Harry since he lives close by and startles him, causing Harry to slash at him. There’s some screaming on Draco’s part because he is as dramatic af Harry manages to touch his arm again but Draco freaks and leaves. The next morning he finds his arm healed and he goes back to tell Snape and apologize to Harry for the numerous things he may or may not have said in his possible hysterics.

Snape obviously fucks Harry. Like, wtf that is like the main point of this. It will be in the large bathtub and it would be glorious.

Fudge gives Riddle an ultimatum- to recover the creature within 36 hours or get fired. Snape is told he will be extracted in two days by his handlers. Also, Harry’s health is deteriorating. It’s just shit all round really. 

Riddle goes back to Granger, threatening her in her home and Ron, her husband, ends up spilling the beans that Snape’s been keeping the creature okay? Just don’t bloody hurt a hair on her head. Riddle hacks off some of her hair to be contrary and warns them not to speak a word of this to anyone, he sets off to where Snape plans on releasing Harry. 

Snape bids farewell to Harry, it’s sad and touching and Harry’s clingy and stubborn and keeps kissing Snape and refusing to leave. The Riddle bursts in and attacks them both, apparently stress and brain cancer were not great combinations and the man had gone a little off the metaphorical deep end. He shoots them both but Harry fakes his death, pretending to fall into the water, dragging Snape into it as well. He heals himself and Snape before pushing the spy’s body to the other side of the canal and then turning around to grab an unprepared Riddle’s ankle and drag him down into the water.

Harry did not heal Riddle.

Instead, he slices open Riddle’s chest, cracks open his ribcage and eats his heart. Once he swallows every last bit of it while watching the other man die, Harry begins to take on a more human form. His skin is still an odd blue hue and traces of his patterning and scales are still there but he is softer and warm and rather human nonetheless.