#zombie max

Every single max!! (...that I know of)

Hope they are comfy in there lol!

Something for @monsterbride99

Max: (sighing wistfully at the lunch date he had the other day with Sam) That was the most filling and romantic date with Sam I ever had~

Three Familiar Voices: Yeah~

[Max turns to see three familiar vices laying down next to each other and sighing with heart eyes]

Max: Gah! Oh, hey guys! What brings you three here again?

Seine: We sensed your desires the other day that something romantic happened~ Spill the details!

Max: Well, there’s this annoying fan of ours who kept stalking us and since we’re zombies, I figured we could make something out of it if ya catch my- (he suddenly coughs a bit before spitting out a pair of glasses)

[All three vices stare and blush before cheering. Hefty the rag doll was glowing, Cassius the Werewolf grew to 9 feet tall and howled, and Seine purred and clapped. Just then, a certain orange lagomorph came in, frowning.]

Pumpkin: (groans) Not again! How many times have I told you three not to sneak into other dimensions?

Hefty: But Pumpkin Pie, Zombie Max ate a guy with Sam!

[Pumpkin stopped then went to Max and put a hand to his shoulder. His green eyes turn into Max’s dull red zombie ones and he freezes… then blushes as roses bloom then wilt. His eyes turn back to green.]

Pumpkin: (clearing his throat) As satisfying and intimate as that was… wouldn’t there be consequences to doing that no matter who the person is?

Max: Like what?

[Suddenly, there’s a knock at the door. All four vices panic and fall down, holding still like plushies. Zombie Sam comes in.]

Sam: Hey, Little Buddy! We just got a call from the Commissioner about a missing person. (He notices the vices) Aww, what adorable monster plushies of yourself, Max! The giant one looks real fluffy like a werewolf. (He pats Cash’s belly and looks up) It even has your smile!

Max: (laughing nervously) Yup! I got them made just for you. Anyway, who’s missing?

Sam: Lorne. Apparently, his mother is alive and worried sick when he didn’t call her. I’m gonna see if I can stall for more time.

[Max pales… well the zombie equivalent anyway. Suddenly, Pumpkin has purple sparkles all over his body. Sam is entranced.]

Sam: I feel compelled to take this plushie with me for no reason other than it’s all I always wanted. (He picks up Pumpkin who is flustered) It has a cute fedora and smells just like a pumpkin pie! Anyway, I’ll see you later Max.

[Sam turns to walk away with Pumpkin slung over his shoulder. Pumpkin looks to see Seine with a devious grin, no doubt having used his siren influence. He mouths for help as he and Sam leave. The Desire Trio wake up again.]

Seine: Now that Pumpkin’s out of the way, we can go back to business~

Max: Which is…?

Hefty: Number one: Making sure no one finds out that you and Sam ate Lorne!

Cassius: And number two: help you with Sam and you giving into your desires. After all, you have a whole eternity to indulge in Greed…

Seine: Lust~

Hefty: … and Gluttony!

A Silly Thing I thought up for The Freelance Zombie AU suggested in @monsterbride99 ‘s blog while mixing up monster designs for my Seven Deadly Vices AU. Basically because of the latest chapter, I was inspired!

If I had the ability, I would draw or write something but for now, you’ll get script format:

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Max: “Alright... how can I convince Sam to stay undead for all eternity?”

Three Voices: “We can help with that!”

(Max turns to see a golden rabbit with unruly fur, a green rabbit doll with stitches, and a purple rabbit with fins, scales, and webbed feet)

Max: “Who are you three?”

Three Rabbits: “We are the Desire Trio!”

Cassius: “We come from another dimension after hearing of your dilemma! We are your vices made real and monster-like since you’re a zombie now! I’m Cash, your Greed and werewolf. This is my buddy Hefty, your Gluttonous ragdoll. And here’s my other buddy, Seine, your Lust-filled sea creature.”

Hefty (popping up from behind Max): “You want Sam to be with you forever? Here’s what you do! ... eat him. Whole. Keep him inside you so he’ll never leave again. Mwahahaha!”

Seine: “But Sam’s a zombie too... wouldn’t he eat or crawl his way out?”

Hefty: “You’re right... I know! Since you don’t have my abilities, I suggest you get a spell book or get into the occult. That way, you can have zombie magic powers!”

(Cassius hands Hefty a bucket full of worms to eat and gently pushes him aside)

Cash: “What my associate means is that you shouldn’t be afraid to make your statement and do whatever is necessary. All you need are two words: Zombie Zilla. Grow yourself a hundred feet tall, capture Sam, treat and pamper him to spoil him rotten, then hit em with your pitch. Bigger is better!”

Seine: “No, no... those are a little bit much. You were on the right track with the persuasion! Just kick it up a notch by serenading to him under the full moon or do a waltz using your irresistible charms.”

(The three of them start infodumping on different ideas excitedly until the trio were grabbed by vines that popped up from the ground. An orange lagomorph with vines sprouting all over him walks up)

Pumpkin: “I am so sorry about these three. I’ve been looking for them everywhere! You should maybe talk to Sam about it and tell him how you really feel. Communication is key!”

Cash, coughing: “Hypocrite!”

Seine: “Ah, my scales!”

Hefty: “Or ask Pumpkin Pie to help you with Sam. He’s great with capturing people! (All three are wrapped up in vines with their mouths covered)