#zombie sam

Kill your darlings, even when it breaks your heart.

Hope they are comfy in there lol!

Something for @monsterbride99

Max: (sighing wistfully at the lunch date he had the other day with Sam) That was the most filling and romantic date with Sam I ever had~

Three Familiar Voices: Yeah~

[Max turns to see three familiar vices laying down next to each other and sighing with heart eyes]

Max: Gah! Oh, hey guys! What brings you three here again?

Seine: We sensed your desires the other day that something romantic happened~ Spill the details!

Max: Well, there’s this annoying fan of ours who kept stalking us and since we’re zombies, I figured we could make something out of it if ya catch my- (he suddenly coughs a bit before spitting out a pair of glasses)

[All three vices stare and blush before cheering. Hefty the rag doll was glowing, Cassius the Werewolf grew to 9 feet tall and howled, and Seine purred and clapped. Just then, a certain orange lagomorph came in, frowning.]

Pumpkin: (groans) Not again! How many times have I told you three not to sneak into other dimensions?

Hefty: But Pumpkin Pie, Zombie Max ate a guy with Sam!

[Pumpkin stopped then went to Max and put a hand to his shoulder. His green eyes turn into Max’s dull red zombie ones and he freezes… then blushes as roses bloom then wilt. His eyes turn back to green.]

Pumpkin: (clearing his throat) As satisfying and intimate as that was… wouldn’t there be consequences to doing that no matter who the person is?

Max: Like what?

[Suddenly, there’s a knock at the door. All four vices panic and fall down, holding still like plushies. Zombie Sam comes in.]

Sam: Hey, Little Buddy! We just got a call from the Commissioner about a missing person. (He notices the vices) Aww, what adorable monster plushies of yourself, Max! The giant one looks real fluffy like a werewolf. (He pats Cash’s belly and looks up) It even has your smile!

Max: (laughing nervously) Yup! I got them made just for you. Anyway, who’s missing?

Sam: Lorne. Apparently, his mother is alive and worried sick when he didn’t call her. I’m gonna see if I can stall for more time.

[Max pales… well the zombie equivalent anyway. Suddenly, Pumpkin has purple sparkles all over his body. Sam is entranced.]

Sam: I feel compelled to take this plushie with me for no reason other than it’s all I always wanted. (He picks up Pumpkin who is flustered) It has a cute fedora and smells just like a pumpkin pie! Anyway, I’ll see you later Max.

[Sam turns to walk away with Pumpkin slung over his shoulder. Pumpkin looks to see Seine with a devious grin, no doubt having used his siren influence. He mouths for help as he and Sam leave. The Desire Trio wake up again.]

Seine: Now that Pumpkin’s out of the way, we can go back to business~

Max: Which is…?

Hefty: Number one: Making sure no one finds out that you and Sam ate Lorne!

Cassius: And number two: help you with Sam and you giving into your desires. After all, you have a whole eternity to indulge in Greed…

Seine: Lust~

Hefty: … and Gluttony!

I'm going nuts looking for this fanfic that I read ages ago. It's set at the end of season two where Dean sells his soul to bring Sam back. Sam's brought back but it's just his soul in his dead body. So Sam's body is rotting away bit by bit and he's loosing feeling and sense of self. It's a horror fic. One part towards the end he goes blind, eyes milk white and he can't speak so he's sitting on Bobby's porch tapping out a plea in morse code for Dean to kill him or something like that. it was a very good fic and I simply can't find it anywhere.

I've tried 'zombie Sam', 'undead Sam' etc on ao3. Fanfic.net isn't easy to search if you don't remember the author or title. I think I read it before I was an ao3 member. Its not in my history (I've searched thru the 1000+fics I read)