Mar 28
I’m at the point in my life where I see an emotionally constipated man and all I can think is “he just needs to get pegged. He’ll feel better then.”
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I’m at the point in my life where I see an emotionally constipated man and all I can think is “he just needs to get pegged. He’ll feel better then.”
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I just remembered I had a dream where I was trying to explain what “Serving Cunt” was to Father Mulcahy after telling him that he served cunt everyday with his little black turtleneck, and after breaking down the etymology of it for like 15 minutes he replied “I don’t know if I completely understand you, but it’s good to know I can serve cunt and the lord at the same time” and then I woke up with memories of the Father sassily snapping his fingers while genuflecting
So to New York Public Library is having a ton of its budget slashed and it posted THIS yesterday
God our mayor is so stupid that he’s made the lion mascots depressed 😭😭😭
It’s that time of the month again where all I can think about is finding a dark haired, puppy-eyed man and swatting him on the nose with a newspaper until he loves me
I had a dream about M*A*S*H taking place in the Star Trek universe, and like, I need Hawkeye and BJ running around fixing Klingons and disparaging whatever war they got dragged into. They got into Star Fleet to explore and learn about new medicines, not get conscripted into a petty war over parsecs of space! Like they’re so far out on the frontier it’s like being as far away as the US and Korea in the 50’s.
Hawkeye refuses to carry a phaser. Radar is half Vulcan, but mainly acts human. BJ is a Trill (I just like those spots).
After they fixed up a Romulan and kept it hush hush from Frank, the Romulan thanked them by teaching them how to make a still.
Romulan ale martinis.
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So let's say that a key part of being human, a key part of BEING, is the continued questioning of the universe. We wonder if we have purpose, we search for the answer to life's questions about God, the afterlife, and what it all really means to BE to EXIST.
Now, if we take for granted the knowledge that a ghost is the past energy of a person- their soul if you will - when you combine that with man's innate curiosity and desire for meaning in existence, it only makes sense that we as people would seek to find ghosts and spirits. At the end of the day, the hunt for ghosts is a hunt for evidence of the divine.
So to all the ghost hunters out there, I gotta ask:
Why are you looking for proof of God in a dank basement?
I love my doctor so much. An absolute medical genius and completely unhinged. Not only did he diagnose my super rare thyroid disease on sight, he then told me he’d rather I smoke crack than cigarettes. Then another time he gave me a physical by tapping on various parts of my body, all the while telling me stories about all the drugs he took in the 70’s. He’s like if House MD was a pleasant older dude from the Bronx. I love him so much.
Who wore it best: scruffy tan trench coat edition