#zitka

fun fact: I spent an embarrassingly long time thinking batman and superman were from totally different universes. like, I just assumed people in this fandom were REALLY into crossovers. cause honestly? relatable.

ANYWAY grab your popcorn as we now return to our regularly scheduled program: me confidently rambling about batfam lore I only know through my friend’s nonstop rants.

Nightwing makes bad fashion choices at one point

I may not be remembering this right.

"You big boob" is an actual phrase used at some point

lego batman movie is peak representation of batman

a fan vote led to Jason Todds death?

batman is a very shippable character

Tim autocorrects to Tom all the time.

THERE IS A DOG

THIS BITCH DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WAS A DOG AT FIRST

WHY WITHHOLD THIS INFORMATION FROM ME???

the dog is the first thing they should've brought up.

In some versions there's an ELEPHANT?

no one talks about the elephant.

I want to know more about the elephant.

Everyone is traumatized.

This fandom knows nothing but suffering

You can't be happy in it.

and my friend wants me to join it..

why would I put myself through such torment.

but I might. for the dog.

and the starfish.

the starfish thing is still crazy to me.

I would die for starfish.

and that is all I can think of right now.

“ Dickie… please go to sleep.”

nightwing (1996) #88

Dick & Damian with Zitka & Batcow