me suddenly while playing overwatch, horrified: OH GOD NO
ash: what happened??
me: I DROPPED MY CAKE
ash: -busts out laughing-
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me suddenly while playing overwatch, horrified: OH GOD NO
ash: what happened??
me: I DROPPED MY CAKE
ash: -busts out laughing-

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Happy birthday :D I hope you have an awesome day!!
woiwoi thank ye mah baaabe
U HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO
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MY GAYVOLUTIONS, ENDING WITH MY LEATHER COAT, PLAID SCARF AND AVIATORS~
Even after being married to Kamilah for all these years Ana still gets her breath taken away by her wife daily and she can't help but fall in love with her all over again each time
Kamilah walks by.
Ana: *sighs dreamily, and takes a deep breath* I lo-
Fareeha:Â âYes, you love mama, I know, you love mama so much, she's the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love mama, I KNOW, you love mama you fucking love mama ok I know, I get it, YOU LOVE MAMA. I GET IT.â
Angela walks by.
Ana:Â :3c
Fareeha, sweating:Â âYes, I love Angela, I know, I love Angela so much, she's the light of my life, I love her so much, I just love Angela-â
Imagine Ana and Widowmaker seeing each other on the battlefield and instead of shooting at each other they have an unofficial sniper duel. After everyone has hidden they just start shooting at cans and fruit and stuff because they are the better sniper damnit. That is until their little duel is interrupted when reinforcements arrive.
The first shot is always indicative of how their duel is going to unfold, and how important their mission is. When itâs lighter and the lives of innocents arenât at stake, itâs always frivolous shots at random targets. A screw head in a street sign. A car antenna. The bulb of a street light ridiculously far away. The neck of an empty soda bottle sitting on a rooftopâs ledge.
When the stakes are high and neither can indulge in a private duel, the shots are always more dangerous. Warning shots for the other to stay back or else. A bullet grazes over Anaâs head, causing her hood to fall back. A scope in Widowmakerâs visor shatters, red light going dark. Itâs not confined to the snipers themselves, either. The tip of Pharahâs yellow visor is broken off by a shot taken while Anaâs watching. Sombraâs SMG falls out of her grasp, as she cradles a wrist impaled by a dart.
And sometimes, they take shots just to fuck with each other. Through the comm, Reaper and Sombra hear Widowmaker coughing and gagging from her venom mine, its capsule broken by Anaâs dart. The Overwatch team is holding their ground pretty well, and is taken aback when Ana charges into the enemy lines, the sniper glowing blue from the mixture in her nanoboost dart that Widowmaker had shot open. Neither admit to what really happened; their only excuse is that âan accident occurredâ.

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Imagine the first time Zarya saw Hana workout. She didn't think much of the little MEKA pilot but then Hana surprised her. Now they workout together everyday.
Zarya joined Overwatch later than Hana, and doesnât know sheâs been in the gym a lot. So when Zarya offers to help with her workout, Hana accepts with a small smirk on her lips, watching Zaryaâs brows rise higher and higher as she demonstrates how much more weight she is able to lift without breaking a sweat. So they workout together, Zarya giving weightlifting and bodybuilding tips, while Hana teaches her Taekwondo and how to be nimbler on her feet.
Zarya smiles proudly when Hana surprises the team one day by flinging Jack effortlessly out of the sparring ring during a training session, the man landing quite some distance away. âToo bad you canât nerf these,â Hana says, flexing and kissing her biceps.
Soon they become a terrifying team in hand-to-hand combat training, having learnt how to fight together during their sessions. More than half the team ends up on the floor after theyâre done, all of them sporting bruises. Although Mei does seem to get off much lighter than everyone else. Every single time.
âYou know sheâs terrifying in battle, right?â Hana tells Zarya in private.
âThat is when she is most beautiful,â Zarya sighs dreamily.
ââŠYou need help, Alex.â
Imagine Ana and Widowmaker bonding over tea. At first when Widowmaker joined the ranks of Overwatch she wouldn't be able to sleep well and wandered the halls. Until one day she ran into Ana in the kitchen and Ana offered her a cup a freshly made tea. Which didn't really help her sleep but made her feel welcomed. It became a sort of trend and now they both look forward to their nightly talks.
The first night is quiet. To be honest, Widowmaker doesnât want to stay at all, but she accepts the cup in a gesture of âfriendlinessâ that Dr. Ziegler had encouraged her to demonstrate. Ana, picking up on her intent, lets her sit in silence. She watches the Frenchwoman sip at the tea mechanically. Drinking, but not tasting.
It is pouring the second night, rain pattering relentlessly on the kitchen windows they sat by. âNothing like a good cup of tea to keep you warm, hm?â Ana says, breaking the silence. Widowmaker stares down at the light brown liquid in her cup, steam still wafting from its surface. It is hot, but she feels none of it. âNo.â
Widowmaker shows up at the kitchen again and again in the nights that follow. Ana always welcomes her with a soft smile, a second cup of tea ready and waiting for her companion. Conversation comes as easily as coaxing a few dribbles of water from a rusty tap, but Ana manages. She asks about Widowâs day, how she feels about leaving Talon, how she is adjusting to Overwatch. Answers are succinct, but are given with less hesitation as time goes on.
After one difficult mission, Widowmaker sustains heavy injuries and is confined to the med bay. She lies in bed, eyes closed in meditation, until she opens them at night when Ana shows up with her tea set. She blinks; she wasnât expecting any visitors. âI know how cold the med bay can get.â Ana winks, and hands her a cup of tea. Widowmaker cradles the cup in her hands, before lifting it to her lips. Odd. It isâŠwarm. The med bayâs fault, no doubt.
âAre you going to stick with âWidowmakerâ 24/7?â Ana asks one night. âOr may I call you by your name?â Widowmaker doesnât answer. When the pot is empty, she finally murmurs, âAmĂ©lie is fine.â
Imagine little Fareeha trying her hardest to convince her moms to get a pet but Ana just gets flashbacks to the horrible hell cat and refuses until Kamilah talk with her to see if they really could get a pet
After Anaâs said ânoâ a few times (âFareeha dear, we really donât have time to take care of a pet. Definitely no time for a cat.â), Fareehaâs still adamant and sometimes returns from school with a stray animal in her arms. A cat. A dog. A lizard. A rabbit. A bird. (How does she find them? No one knows.)
It just so happens she only picks up strays when Kamilahâs the one picking her up from school. Kamilah bites down on her lip to hide a guilty smile whenever Ana comes out to greet them and has to play the devil and take the animal away from their daughter, whoâs pouting with all her might.
Time passes, Fareeha grows up and forgets about wanting a pet, and they never did get one. (Although, Ana tried giving Fareeha a pet rock once. But they had to take it away when Fareeha drew wings on it and threw it out the window to âhelp it flyâ.)
Fast forward 60 years, Ana returns home and surprises her family with a small mewling kitten in her hands.
âOh, so when I bring home strays, itâs âwe have no time, habibtiâ. But when you bring home a stray, itâs âhey girls we have a new petâ??â