#zhp

Etranger (Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger vs Darkdeath Evilman): This sardonic toddler has arrived on Bizarro Earth to show the unlosing ranger how it's done! Between endlessly making fun of him and occasionally giving useful tips, Etranger is here to train the wannabe ranger so he can defeat Darkdeath Evilman and save the Super Baby, a baby prophecised to have unlimited power and save the world. These powers happen to include astral projection. Yes, I meant "toddler" literally.

Why I like this dude: Absolute bastard child. It's so funny. Your companions in this game are a dead guy and a baby. The baby keeps making fun of the dead guy and you just kinda wanna Survive this ordeal. The character combination of sheer and total arrogance because her appearance is heralded in prophecy and clueless about how anything works because she was just born this year is ridiculous. ZHP formed the backbone of my self-confidence for a CONSIDERABLE chunk of time so Etranger is in part responsible for the glorious being hosting this tournament today. Thank you Etranger.

Nagyunn (The Ember Knight): After his twin brother Najin is killed right before his eyes, Nagyunn vows revenge against the mysterious Masked Bandits, by taking up Najin's name and uncovering the truth. Pretending to be Najin is no easy feat; for one, Nagyunn was hated by all, where Najin was adored. For another, Najin was a once-in-a-century knight prodigy. Nagyunn has no physical skills whatsoever. With nothing but his wits and a talent for pretending, Nagyunn has to keep up the charade while solving his brother's murder.