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[09:09] -- snickeringBedlamite [SB] began pestering rapaciousStrumpet [RS] at 21:09 --

[09:10] SB: Congratulations! You've hehehe been selected by myself to tell me all about the kehehe new and yet to be desirable game which you refer to as Sburb. You have been selected due to your ties to a hehe certain individual, and your seeming discretion with revealing pertinent information. Take a moment to reflect on your food fortune! Hee hee.

[09:10] SB: I am here to ask any questions I may have. Kehehehe. It is a pleasure to meet you, new person.

[09:12] RS: hello!!!greetings! good morning/afternoon/evening! i have taken the moment you given to me to reflect upon my fortune and have came to the conclusion that its delightful to greet and meet you as well, new person!

[09:13] SB: Kehehehe.

[09:14] SB: How splendid!

[09:14] SB: It's good of you to be so agreeable and welcoming in this hehe situation.

[09:14] SB: Now then.

[09:14] SB: Sburb.

[09:14] SB: I'd //very// much like to know about it.

[09:14] SB: Or rather... Hehe.

[09:15] RS: youll find me agreeable and welcoming in every situation! and it would be my absolute pleasure to serve a guest with their needs

[09:15] RS: you wish to know more about sburb?

[09:15] SB: Oh yes.

[09:15] SB: But before that.

[09:15] SB: Kehehe.

[09:16] SB: It's proper etiquette for a 'host' to introduce themselves to their guests.

[09:16] RS: yes, quite right!

[09:16] RS: forgive me for not introducing myself!

[09:17] RS: im afraid youll have to be more direct with your questions about sburb!

[09:17] SB: Hehe.

[09:18] SB: Very well. This is your sixth trial run. What happened to the players who took part in the first five? Kehehehe.

[09:18] RS: they fufilled their purpose!

[09:19] SB: What was their purpose, as you would describe it?

[09:20] RS: to beta test the game, of course! their sessions were through and we moved to further testing, easy concepts to grasp!

[09:20] SB: Kehehehe.

[09:20] SB: I'm certain that would be enough for most, wouldn't it?

[09:21] SB: You're quite good at speaking without actually saying anything...

[09:21] SB: But as a connosieur of such tactics I can easily see your evasiveness.

[09:21] RS: im not sure what you mean

[09:21] SB: Fine.

[09:21] RS: may i help you with anything else?

[09:21] SB: How about this.

[09:22] SB: What was the physical and emotional state of players at completion of the beta tests?

[09:22] SB: And secondly; how would I procure a copy of this game?

[09:22] RS: since youre contacting me, your copy will be attainable in short order!

[09:23] RS: the game is an out of body experience that you wont want to miss!!

[09:23] SB: Excellent. However; I note... Firstly; that this is a multiplayer experience, so I'll be needing several copies of the game. And secondly; you've daintily skipped over my first question.

[09:24] RS: if i may, i beleive i awnsered your first question sufficantly

[09:25] RS: and you are correct!!! it is multiplayer and many copies of the disk are needed to complete the task!

[09:25] SB: Did you now? Kehehe. All you said was that the game was an... out of body experience.

[09:25] SB: Hehehe.

[09:25] SB: I'll leave that be for now.

[09:26] SB: Wouldn't want to make you too uncomfortable by forcing you into such strict and narrow answers as I actually hehe want.

[09:26] SB: Hehehehe.

[09:26] RS: merely a turn of phrase, my dear guest, merely a turn of phrase!

[09:26] SB: Heh. If you say so.

[09:26] SB: Now then. How many copies of the game can you kehehe provide me with, and how long will the wait be?

[09:27] RS: each player only needs one

[09:28] SB: I hehe comprehend that. However; I'm quite the popular fellow, and how many other players I collect will depend on how many beta copies you're kehehehe willing to part with.

[09:28] SB: You see... Hehe.

[09:29] SB: I note that you or your company chose the last few groups.

[09:29] RS: the amount of players have already been predetermained!

[09:29] SB: Oh has it now?

[09:29] RS: you neednt worry about that, my honourable guest!

[09:30] SB: So; despite me messaging you, you have copies ready for me and others?

[09:30] SB: Kehehehe.

[09:30] SB: And if I ave a specific individual I want to play with, I take it you'll already have planned to send them a copy?

[09:30] RS: if youre and your companions are meant to beta test, then yes!

[09:31] SB: Kehehe...

[09:31] SB: So; it's up to fate, then?

[09:32] RS: may i assist you in anything else?

[09:33] SB: Certainly; which company do you represent?

[09:34] RS: that question is not relevant to your interests, dont you want to ask something else?

[09:35] SB: Yes. Why is it I can't get into your account, despite only mid-tier password protection?

[09:36] RS: how very rude of you!! my password is the highest tier! my condolences that your hacking skills are not up to snuff to crack my code

[09:36] SB: Kehehehe... If you say so.

[09:37] RS: lets not have your rudeness ruin this introduction of new friendship however! i forgive you for it

[09:37] SB: Thank you.

[09:37] SB: Hehe.

[09:37] SB: Secondly; if you refuse to give me a name, is there at least some stand-in I can use to talk to you? I suspect we'll be speaking a great deal in the future... Hehehe... I'm quite the inquisitive individual.

[09:38] RS: refuse? im not sure i understand what you mean! i assure you however

[09:38] RS: i am here to help

[09:38] SB: Hehehe.

[09:38] SB: You know exactly what I'm talking about.

[09:38] SB: But that's fine.

[09:39] SB: What can I call you, id not your name?

[09:39] SB: if*

[09:39] SB: Pardon... I'm a tad distracted, and my spelling hehehe has suffered for it.

[09:40] RS: i think this conversation has concluded, im sure we will speak again, my new friend!

[09:40] SB: Kehehehe. So evasive...

[09:40] -- rapaciousStrumpet [RS] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[09:40] SB: Farewell, Enigma.

  -- growlingAnger [GA] began pestering snickeringBedlamite [SB] at 22:41 --

-- growlingAnger [GA] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --

[10:41] GA: HEY.

[10:41] GA: ASSHOLE.

[10:41] SB: Kehehe. Salutations, my sweet.

[10:41] GA: I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING YOU'RE ALWAYS FUCKING LURKING JUST ACROSS THE ROOM OR SOME BULLSHIT

[10:41] GA: HEY HEY HEY

[10:41] GA: I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SWEET

[10:42] SB: Oh no? Kehehe.

[10:42] SB: I think you're mistaken on that case.

[10:42] GA: NO. I'M NOT MISTAKEN AT ALL.

[10:42] GA: I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU SHOULDN'T REGARD ME AS YOUR SWEET.

[10:42] GA: IT'S INSULTING.

[10:43] SB: How is it insulting?

[10:43] SB: Sweet.

[10:43] SB: Nothing wrong with that.

[10:43] SB: And it suits you so...

[10:43] GA: IT'S A NASTY FLAVOR THERE'S EVERYTHING WRONG WITH IT

[10:43] GA: NO IT DOESN'T SUIT

[10:43] SB: Your personality, your looks, your taste....

[10:43] GA: SUITS SUIT YOU

[10:43] GA: MY PERSONALITY ISN'T SWEET ASSWIPE

[10:43] GA: GODDAMNIT

[10:43] SB: Kehehehe.

[10:43] SB: Very well, Maless.

[10:44] SB: I'll drop the petname for now.

[10:44] SB: Kehe.

[10:44] SB: To what do I owe the pleasure of your messaging me?

[10:44] GA: FUCKING FINALLY.

[10:45] GA: HUMANS DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE A GOOD THING WHEN IT'S SCREAMING IN THEIR DISGUSTING PIG FACE.

[10:45] GA: THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE THAT TERM. HUMANS.

[10:45] SB: Kehe. I admit, some of them can be a bit thick. But worry not. I realize a good thing... And you are sooooo~ good. Hehe.

[10:46] GA: THEY'RE MORE LIKE HORRIFYINGLY INNEFFICIENT GROSS MEATSACKS.

[10:46] GA: SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT EVERY SECOND OF OUR CONVERSATION

[10:46] SB: Kehehe. Talk about what? Say it, and I'll let it be... for now.

[10:47] GA: WHY IS THAT YOUR GODDAMN TOPIC OF INTEREST

[10:47] GA: WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT

[10:47] GA: WE BOTH KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[10:47] SB: Because I know the thought of it makes even your thick skin crawl, Maless. And it is so tantalizing when it does so...

[10:48] GA: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING SAY IT THAT'S THAT

[10:49] GA: THIS STUPID GODDAMN MEATSACK WOULDN'T EVEN TELL ME HER NAME

[10:49] GA: IMPOLITE EARTH COW

[10:49] SB: Mnn~ Fine, I'll just keep bringing it up then. Hehe.

[10:49] GA: I'VE MET WORMS WITH BETTER MANNERS THAN HER.

[10:49] SB: What's their handle? Kehehe.

[10:49] GA: NO.

[10:49] GA: NO NO NO.

[10:50] GA: THIS ONES MINE

[10:50] SB: For a price I could glean their name with just that for you.

[10:50] SB: Yours?

[10:50] SB: How greedy...

[10:50] GA: YES. MINE.

[10:50] SB: Makes me want them more...

[10:50] GA: YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE ELSE

[10:50] GA: THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING OTHER SACKS OF SHIT ON THE GODDAMN PLANET

[10:50] SB: Well of course I can also have someone else. Hehehe.

[10:50] GA: NO NOT ALSO

[10:50] GA: GOD DAMNIT QUWREN

[10:52] GA: LOOK I EVEN USED YOUR WHOLE NAME

[10:52] GA: WOW

[10:52] GA: LOOK AT THAT

[10:52] GA: BIG BRIGHT RED LETTERS

[10:52] SB: Mnn... I wonder, have you changed your password? If not I could almost certainly check your chat history...

[10:52] GA: YOUR NAME IS PRACTICALLY WRITTEN IN THE FUCKING STARS

[10:52] GA: NOW LEAVE THEM ALON

[10:52] GA: NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

[10:52] GA: STAY OUT OF THE DAMN THING

[10:53] GA: QUWREN YOU SHITTY ASSFUCK

[10:53] GA: I CHANGED MY PASSWORD TO SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER GUESS IN A MILLION YEARS

[10:53] SB: Hmm...

[10:53] SB: I wonder...

[10:53] SB: Kehehehe.

[10:54] GA: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LAUGH FOR

[10:54] GA: HEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT TRYING THAT BULLSHIT

[10:54] GA: WHAT HAPPENED TO RESPECT

[10:54] GA: HONOR

[10:54] GA: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME SAY IT

[10:54] SB: Yes.

[10:54] SB: I am.

[10:54] GA: "FRIENDSHIP"

[10:54] GA: EUGHEGMEIGKHW.

[10:54] SB: Mmmmmnnnnnn~

[10:54] GA: DISGUSTING

[10:54] SB: Oh yes.

[10:54] SB: That's good.

[10:55] SB: Keheheh.

[10:55] GA: SHUT UP

[10:55] GA: DON'T GO LOOKING FOR THEIR HANDLE

[10:55] GA: COLD HEARTED ASSFUCK WOULDN'T GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY ANYWAYS

[10:56] SB: Is that so?

[10:56] SB: See...

[10:56] SB: Hehe.

[10:56] GA: YES.

[10:56] GA: THAT'S ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY SO.

[10:56] SB: Just when you make me happy enough to leave it be....

[10:56] SB: You intrigue me so that I want to look into it again.

[10:56] SB: Kehehe.

[10:56] GA: NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU GUNKED UP JUNKI

[10:56] GA: E

[10:57] GA: STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT

[10:57] GA: WHAT IF I FOUND YOU A NICE JUICY MEATSACK STEAK

[10:57] GA: SMALL CHILDREN ARE YOUR FAVORITE RIGHT

[10:57] GA: THE LITTLE SHRIEKING ONES

[10:57] GA: THAT HIDE UNDER THE COVERS

[10:57] GA: FUCKING SNACK FOODS

[10:58] SB: Kehehe. They're scrumptions, yes...

[10:58] GA: THE ONES THAT STILL BELIEVE IN THE BED MONSTERS

[10:58] GA: YEAH.

[10:58] SB: But you know they aren't my favorites, Maless.

[10:58] SB: YOU, out of everyone, should know what I really like.

[10:58] SB: Hehe.

[10:58] GA: EUGH.

[10:59] GA: THE ANSWER IS NO.

[10:59] SB: No?

[10:59] SB: Hehe.

[10:59] SB: You don't know?

[10:59] GA: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE REALITY OF IT.

[11:00] SB: Kehehehe.

[11:00] GA: IT'S LIKE SOUR MILK. YOU POUR IT OUT BECAUSE THE MILK FUCKING SUCKS AND THEN YOU GO BUY A NEW GODDAMN CARTON OF MILK THAT'S FRESH BECAUSE THE OLD MILK SUCKS

[11:00] GA: THE MILK IS A METAPHOR FOR THE GODDAMN REALITY IN CASE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING CATCH THAT

[11:01] SB: Hehehehe.

[11:01] SB: Well; if you won't say it I'll just be hitting enter on this login on my second creeptop.

[11:02] GA: WHAT NO DON'T

[11:02] SB: And...

[11:02] SB: Kehehehe.

[11:02] SB: Click.

[11:02] GA: ... YOU HAVE THE WRONG PASSWORD ANYWAYS NUMBNUTS!

[11:02] GA: DAMNIT QUWREN

[11:02] GA: PRIVATE BUSINESS AFFAIRS

[11:02] SB: Kehehe. You naughty little liar~

[11:02] GA: DON'T MEAN A GODDAMN THING TO YOU DO THEY

[11:03] GA: LOG BACK OFF RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKFACE

[11:03] GA: I TOLD YOU THAT BITCH WAS MINE

[11:03] GA: FIND YOUR OWN DAMN MEAL

[11:03] SB: Now now, my sweet. Kehehehe. Where's the fun in that?

[11:04] GA: THE HUNT THE CHASE THE INITIAL CONVERSATIONS. UNTAINTED BY SOMEONE AS AMAZING AS ME.

[11:04] GA: THAT'S THE FUN.

[11:04] SB: Mnn, but I adore your... taint. Kehehehe.

[11:04] GA: .... EUGH

[11:04] GA: FUNNY. I DON'T LIKE YOURS.

[11:05] GA: LEAVING YOUR DISGUSTING SLIME ON EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH

[11:05] GA: HEY IF YOU JUST GET ME THEIR NAME I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU THREE MEALS BETTER THAN THEM

[11:05] GA: THAT'S A GODDAMN RIP OFF FOR ME YOU KNOW

[11:06] SB: Kehehehe. Not always. Recall, I used to leave you... very... clean of my slime.

[11:06] SB: Hehe.

[11:06] SB: And besides; I do think taking your meal will be more fun.

[11:07] SB: How about I give you one, in trade?

[11:07] SB: Hehehehe.

[11:07] GA: ....

[11:07] GA: WHATS THE TRADE OFF

[11:07] GA: THE INSUFFERABLE BITCH FOR ....

[11:07] GA: ?

[11:09] SB: I take your meal. Kehehehe. I give you every one of their friends.

[11:09] SB: It's not a bad deal...

[11:10] GA: .. DO THEY EVEN HAVE FRIENDS

[11:11] SB: Kehehe. Everyone has friends, Maless... Even you, once upon a time...

[11:12] GA: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CONSIDER WHAT WE HAVE SOME DISGUSTING FORM OF FRIENDSHIP.

[11:12] GA: I'D SAY I WAS HURT BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING ANYTHING.

[11:12] SB: Kehehehe. I did, but you've just been so negative and mean today, my sweet. I'm a touch hurt.

[11:12] SB: Hehe.

[11:13] GA: I'M. NOT. YOUR. SWEET.

[11:13] GA: BUT I DON'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE IN THE MATTER DO I

[11:13] GA: IF I DENY THE DEAL YOU'LL TAKE THEM ANYWAYS AND I'LL GO HUNGRY.

[11:14] SB: No? What a pity... And here I thought we had a future... Coming together... Our friendship slowly becoming something more... maybe even filling one another's energy sacks some day...

[11:15] GA: YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A GODDAMN HUMAN BITCH NO

[11:15] SB: Kehehe.

[11:15] GA: OUR RELATIONSHIP IS STRICTLY BUSINESS.

[11:15] GA: IF EVEN THAT.

[11:16] GA: DON'T YOU FUCKING LAUGH AT ME YOU TALK ABOUT SOME SERIOUS GODDAMN FUTURE SHIT AND THEN YOU HAVE THE FUCKING LUNACY TO LAUGH ABOUT IT

[11:16] SB: Serious future shit...

[11:16] GA: POTENTIAL FUTURE SHIT

[11:16] GA: SHUT UP

[11:16] SB: Potential... meaning it's a possibility...

[11:16] SB: How splendid~

[11:17] SB: I won't laugh if I hehe bring it up again, then.

[11:17] GA: YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT.

[11:17] SB: I promise. No laughing. Heehee... If I bring it up again. Not just in general.

[11:17] GA: WHY DON'T *YOU* TAKE THEIR FRIENDS INSTEAD AND I KEEP THE BITCH

[11:17] SB: Hmm...

[11:17] SB: No.

[11:18] GA: WHY NOT

[11:18] SB: Because you seem to want her so badly.

[11:18] GA: BECAUSE HARDLY ANYTHING I FIND IS 100% MINE

[11:18] GA: I TRACKED THEM DOWN ALL BY MY FUCKING SELF

[11:18] GA: DIDN'T NEED YOUR GODDAMN HELP

[11:19] SB: ...

[11:19] SB: Do you not like my help?

[11:19] GA: ...!

[11:19] GA: NO I.

[11:19] SB: No?

[11:19] GA: GODDAMNIT QUWREN THAT'S NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

[11:19] SB: Well what did you mean then?

[11:20] GA: I MEANT THAT I LIKE ENTERTAINING THE THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I'M HALF COMPETENT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR MY FUCKING SELF FOR ONCE. THAT'S ALL.

[11:22] SB: You are. You did... Can't blame me for wanting to sample what you've caught... You hehe you know how hungry I get.

[11:23] GA: JUST A SAMPLE?

[11:23] GA: I KNOW EXACTLY HOW FUCKING HUNGRY YOU GET

[11:23] SB: Nibbles, here and there.

[11:23] SB: Heheheh... I suppose you would...

[11:24] GA: YOU KNOW I HATE SHARING.

[11:24] SB: I do...

[11:24] SB: But just think of all the times I've shared with you...

[11:24] SB: Helped you...

[11:25] SB: Heh.

[11:25] GA: DAMNIT ARE YOU REALLY PLAYING THAT FUCKING CARD RIGHT NOW

[11:25] SB: Can you hehe think of a better time for me to do so?

[11:26] GA: ....FUCKING SHIT. FINE. FINE! YOU CAN NIBBLE. BUT SHE'S MOSTLY MINE!

[11:26] SB: Kehehehe. How considerate of you to share.

[11:27] GA: ONLY BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T YOU'D TAKE ALL OF IT

[11:27] SB: Kehehe. You know me so well, my sweet.

[11:28] GA: NOT YOUR SWEET.

[11:29] SB: Not now, perhaps....

[11:29] SB: ...

[11:30] GA: .... OH MY GOD BURY THAT THOUGHT DEEP IN A GRAVE AND BURY IT.

[11:31] SB: Kehehe... Indubitably.

[11:31] GA: . . . .

[11:31] GA: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[11:31] GA: HOLY

[11:31] SB: Hehehe.

[11:31] GA: SHIT WRAPPED IN HOLY FUCK

[11:31] SB: Mnnnn~

[11:31] GA: RIDING ON THE BACK OF A NOT IN THIS FUCKING LIFETIME ORCA

[11:31] GA: N O.

[11:32] SB: Hehe.

[11:32] GA: I'LL LEAVE.

[11:32] SB: I'll come with.

[11:32] GA: I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW

[11:32] GA: NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED

[11:32] SB: Which is to say; I'm coming over, later. Kehehe.

[11:32] GA: WHY

[11:32] GA: NO

[11:33] GA: DIDN'T YOU JUST COME OVER YESTERDAY

[11:33] GA: GODDAMNIT

[11:33] SB: Hehe. I did, but I want to again. I'm hungry... I'm lonely...

[11:34] GA: THEN I'LL FIND YOU SOMETHING ELSE

[11:34] GA: HELL.

[11:34] SB: Come now, Maless. It's not always so bad having me over, is it?

[11:35] GA: IT USUALLY IS.

[11:35] SB: Usually... hehe... meaning sometimes it isn't?

[11:35] GA: NO. MEANING I'M TRYING NOT TO HURT YOUR SENSITIVE CREEPING CRAWLING EMOTIONS

[11:36] GA: BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW HOW FUCKING AWFUL YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY *AND* UPSET.

[11:36] SB: Oh...

[11:36] SB: So it's always bad, then...

[11:36] SB: And here...

[11:36] SB: Here I was trying my best...

[11:36] GA: DON'T YOU FUCKING TRY TO GUILT TRIP ME

[11:37] SB: I'm not TRYING anything.

[11:38] GA: GODDAMNIT.

[11:38] SB: You're the one who hehe feels guilty...

[11:38] GA: I DON'T FUCKING FEEL GUILTY

[11:38] SB: I couldn't guilt-trip you... hehehehe... if you didn't feel guilt.

[11:39] GA: SOMETIMES I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE YOU TALK TO ME JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME.

[11:39] GA: NOT EVEN DIRECTLY.

[11:39] GA: NO YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT KIND ABOUT IT

[11:40] SB: Now you know that isn't true.

[11:40] GA: ISN'T IT THOUGH

[11:41] SB: My sw... Maless... If I just kept you around to make fun of you, I'd chain you up in my room, and have done with it. You know I'm more than capable. Hehehe.

[11:42] SB: It's not just that... you just refuse to acknowledge, or heh... talk about other possibilities.

[11:43] GA: MAYBE BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING LIKE THE OTHER POSSIBILITIES

[11:43] SB: And yet, you still think of them as hehe... possible.

[11:44] GA: IT'S HARD TO HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING IMPOSSIBILITIES.

[11:45] GA: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE INVOLVED AND NO DOESN'T MEAN NO IT MEANS KEEP BOTHERING UNTIL I CHANGE MY MIND

[11:45] SB: Hehe.

[11:46] GA: DON'T FUCKING LAUGH AT ME

[11:46] SB: I'm not laughing at you, my sweet. No need to be so defensive.

[11:47] GA: THEN WHAT WERE YOU LAUGHING AT THEN HUH

[11:47] SB: I'm laughing with joy at the fact you're starting to understand how things work.

[11:47] GA: SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT'S A BULLSHIT REASON TO LAUGH

[11:48] GA: AND I'M STILL HUNGRY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I TRY TO FIND SOMETHING ACTUALLY EDIBLE INSTEAD OF THIS USELESS CONVERSATION.

[11:48] SB: Happiness?

[11:48] SB: I think hehe it's a fine reason.

[11:48] GA: NO. IT'S A DUMB REASON.

[11:48] SB: And what do you do when you're happy?

[11:48] SB: If not laugh.

[11:49] GA: I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS ACTUALLY HAPPY BUT I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE I DON'T LAUGH.

[11:50] SB: Mnn... I'll have to find a way to see about that, eventually.

[11:50] GA: NEVER.

[11:51] SB: Now now, Maless. Kehehehe. Never say never... I take it as a challenge.

[11:51] GA: GODDAMNIT.

[11:51] GA: FINE.

[11:52] GA: NOT RIGHT NOW.

[11:52] SB: Mnn~ Later then. Definitely. Hehe.

[11:52] GA: EUGH.

[11:53] SB: Heh... So... did you ever remember why you messaged me in the first place, my sweet?

[11:54] GA: I WAS GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE INSUFFERABLE BITCH AND THEN ASK IF YOU'D HAD ANY BETTER LUCK.

[11:56] SB: Mnn... I thought I'd found one, but... Let's just say I overate.

[11:56] SB: Again... Hehe.

[11:57] GA: ... OF FUCKING COURSE YOU DID. THAT'S PRACTICALLY THE ONLY WAY YOU EAT.

[11:58] GA: SO HOW LONG DID THIS POOR MOTHERFUCKER LAST

[11:58] GA: A WEEK

[11:58] GA: A DAY

[11:58] GA: AN HOUR

[11:58] SB: ...Almost heh... Almost two hours.

[11:59] SB: But I gave you the last one... I skipped a meal....

[11:59] SB: I couldn't help it.

[12:00] GA: I KNOW YOU COULDN'T.

[12:01] SB: Hmm... Let's... Hehehe... Let's not talk about my eating habits.

[12:01] SB: We've been talking a while.

[12:01] SB: Kehehehe.

[12:01] GA: ARE YOU SURE

[12:01] GA: THEY'RE SO INTERESTING.

[12:01] SB: How's your throat?

[12:02] GA: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HOW'S MY THROAT MY THROAT'S FINE IT'S ALWAYS FINE VOCAL CHORDS MADE OUT OF THE FINEST FUCKING TITANIUM. NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THESE BAD BITCHES

[12:03] GA: .... IT FEELS LIKE I SWALLOWED A CUP OF NAILS.

[12:03] SB: That's what I was waiting to hear... You want hehehe... You want me to pick you up some tea before I come over? I promise to try not to drip in it this time.

[12:04] GA: IT COULDN'T hurt to do that.

[12:04] SB: Kehehehe. Splendid.

[12:05] SB: I'll let you rest a bit, for now.

[12:05] SB: Hehehehehe.

[12:05] SB: See you soon, my sweet~

[12:05] GA: You better not put anything weird in it either

[12:05] SB: ...

[12:05] SB: Fine.

[12:05] GA: YOU WERE ow ow

[12:05] GA: you were going to!?

[12:05] SB: Not necessarily...

[12:06] SB: It was... hehehe... It was a thought, but I hadn't decided to act on it.

[12:06] SB: Now I know now to. Hehehe.

[12:07] GA: YOu better not or i wont touch whatever you bring over

[12:09] SB: I promise... I won't. Heh.

[12:09] SB: I'll be there soon.

[12:09] GA: I'll clean off a chair for you. Maybe.

[12:09] SB: Hehehehe... Wonderful.

[12:09] SB: See you soon.

[12:09] SB: ~

[12:10] GA: Don't die on the way over or anything asswipe

  -- aristocraticTherapist [AT] began pestering snickeringBedlamite [SB] at 16:46 --

[04:46] SB: !

[04:46] SB: Hehe.

[04:46] AT: Hello

[04:46] SB: Salutations, pet.

[04:47] AT: How @re you ＾-＾

[04:47] SB: Oh, I'm... Keheheh... wonderful.

[04:47] SB: And yourself hehe?

[04:48] AT: Tht's n!ce, I'm ok@y just h@ng!ng @round.

[04:48] AT: H@ve you been !n cont@ct w!th Bebe @t @ll?

-- aristocraticTherapist [AT] ceased pestering snickeringBedlamite [SB] at 16:48 --

-- aristocraticTherapist [AT] began pestering snickeringBedlamite [SB] at 16:48 --

[04:49] SB: Kehehe. But of course. I'm always in... contact... hehe with Bebe. But to be more kehehehe specific, yes, I've spoken to her.

[04:50] AT: Oh, c@n you ple@se tell me how she's do!ng? I h@vn't spoken to her !n @wh!le ￣^￣

[04:52] SB: Difficult to hehehe be certain... She tends to... be a bit kehe moody when we speak. She seemed moderately well, though. Kehehe.

[04:54] AT: Th@t's wonderful ^u^ I tend to worry. It's @ bummer th@t's she moody but I'm sure she'll feel better l@ter on＾▽＾

[04:55] SB: Kehehe. Oh yes... hehehee. MUCH better... Heh.

[04:56] SB: Then again.. hehe. If things go my way, everyone will feel much better. Kehehehe.

[04:56] SB: Well... everyone left. Heh.

[04:57] AT: Well tht n!ce? Anyw@ys why I cont@cted you !n the f!rst pl@ce. Other then to w!sh you @ n!ce d@y of course. But @re there other @nons @round. I never see them on here 。_。

[04:59] SB: Kehehe. There are plenty of other anons. Hee hee. But if you mean any who frequent an feed in the same areas... or on the same individuals. Yes, there are hehehe a few.

[05:00] AT: Alr!ghty, w@!t @ m!nute others feed on Bebe too ò_ó

[05:01] SB: Kehehe. They attempt to... though, I've... hehe convinced heh most of them not to. All but my naughty little Maless, who insists on being argumentative...

[05:02] SB: However, to answer more hehehe specifically. All told there are six of us who have taken an interest in, and hehe shown a taste for... Bebe an her friends.

[05:02] SB: Four, not counting the pair of us.

[05:02] SB: Hehe.

[05:03] AT: Who !s th!s M@less? Is he @ b@d @non? ಠ_ಠ or !s he l!ke you? I don't w@nt @ny neg@t!ve @nons to @nnoy Bebe, but I'm sure the others @re n!ce, m@ybe?

[05:04] AT: I just don't w@nt her to see her feel!ngs get hurt.≧σ≦

[05:04] SB: Bad... hehe... or like me. You made a distinction. Does that kehehehe mean you don't consider me bad?

[05:05] AT: No I don't cons!der you @ m@jor thre@t¬_¬

[05:05] SB: Kehehehe. What a silly little thing you are, pet.

[05:05] SB: Anyway...

[05:05] SB: Hehe.

[05:06] AT: no offence of course I'm sure you @re sc@ry to some.

[05:06] SB: None taken. Kehehehe. Your fearlessness may upset me later, and I may be forced to take action, but for now I find it interesting... Kehehe.

[05:07] AT: Sure... so th!s M@less they're not to b@d r!ght?

[05:07] SB: Maless is an arrogant, narrowminded, self-loathing, and violent member of the second caste.

[05:08] SB: Prone to outbursts of rage and exceessive malevolence.

[05:08] SB: Kehehehe.

[05:08] SB: Really... they're adorable in their own way.

[05:08] SB: But in regards to humans... they could be considered quite hazardous.

[05:09] SB: They've killed more than a few...

[05:09] AT: Ugh.. th@t's not good, so he's @ h@ter I'm @ssum!ng 0Д0 Oh my wh@t do we do? Wh@t !f he hurt Bebe!?

[05:10] AT: I wouldn't know wh@t to do !f @nyone gets hurt.

[05:10] AT: T_T

[05:10] SB: A great number will be hurt soon...

[05:11] SB: A great many will die.

[05:11] AT: Wh@t do you me@n? ≧Д≦ I don't w@nt @nyone to d!e!

[05:11] SB: But; I can tell you that hehehe I'll do my best to keep Bebe from... lasting... harm.

[05:12] SB: What do I hehe mean?

[05:12] SB: That's...

[05:12] SB: Hehe.

[05:12] SB: That's something I can't tell you just yet.

[05:12] AT: Th@nk you, I th!nk. When w!ll you tell me then, Q?

[05:13] SB: Kehehe. If you stay in my favor I'll tell you right before it happens. With just enough time that you aren't one of the fallen. Kehehehe.

[05:14] AT: Ex@ctlly wh@t !s th!s f@vor @g@!n? Who @m I d!str@ct!ng? I'm sure you h@ve @ good pl@n but I'm not to sure I @n trust you ￣～￣

[05:15] SB: Kehehehe. That's rather smart. I never lie... but it's unwise to ever trust me. When I say I'll make sure you survive, I mean it. But that only covers your continued existence, not the state thereof. Kehehehe.

[05:16] SB: As for who; Maless Vitrol.

[05:17] AT: Alr!ght wh@t !s the!r pesterchum so I m@y spe@k w!th them. Also th@nk you I guess for somed@y help!ng me to surv!ve. ⌒_⌒

[05:18] SB: Kehehe.

[05:18] SB: Don't thank me too soon, pet. After all; it's only if you stay in my favor.

[05:18] SB: Kehe.

[05:18] AT: I w!ll I prom!se ^^

[05:18] SB: Their 'hatehandle' as they call it is growlingAnger

[05:19] AT: Seems f!tt!ng for someone l!ke them ¬_¬

[05:21] SB: Kehehehee.

[05:21] SB: Isn't it just? Ahn~ I just want to gobble them up. Kehehehe.

[05:22] AT: Be sure to sp@re me some sp@re p@rts, h@h@ c:

[05:23] SB: Kehehe. Of course, pet. If you choose to stay at my side, you'll have the finest scraps. Kehehehe.

[05:24] AT: I shouldn't judge them so f@st though, m@ybe they're just s@d. But I d!d prom!se to help you but only one th!ng I don't w!sh to do !s k!ll.

[05:25] AT: ´Д｀ I wouldn't be @ble too.

[05:26] SB: Kehehe. Sad? Oh yes... I suppose hating one's own self would hehe inspire sadness. But beyond that they're just mean... rude... spiteful... angry.

[05:26] SB: Kehehe.

[05:27] SB: Anyway, you won't have to do any... mnn~ killing. I'll take care of all that dreadfully delightful business, or employ others to do so.

[05:28] AT: Alr!ght, I guess I feel better now know @ t@d b!t more I suppose. I sh@ll t@ke my le@ve now! Good d@y Q, @nd h@ve @ n!ce rest of the d@y, bye˘u˘

[05:29] SB: Kehehe. Salutations, my pet.

[05:29] SB: ~

[07:42] -- snickeringBedlamite [SB] began pestering dragonWhisper [DW] at 19:42 --

[07:42] DW: Oh no...

[07:42] SB: ~

[07:42] SB: Keehehee.

[07:42] DW: Not you again!

[07:43] SB: My my, what a violent reaction.

[07:43] DW: >8P

[07:43] SB: You should really learn to curb that anger, Ms. Oswald. Kehe. You might get a stress headache.

[07:44] DW: You bastard. What do you want?

[07:45] SB: Kehe. Not much, a lovely... Let's call them a friend.

[07:45] SB: A lovely friend of mine just talked to me.

[07:45] SB: Hehehe.

[07:45] SB: Told me they'd determined the 'source of your power'.

[07:45] SB: Kehe.

[07:45] DW: Uh, what?

[07:46] SB: Hehe.

[07:46] SB: Your secret, Ms Oswald. The deep dark one you keep locked away. Kehehee.

[07:46] DW: Oh that.

[07:46] DW: Yeah, it's not a deep dark secret.

[07:47] DW: I was just messing with them.

[07:47] SB: Kehehe.

[07:47] SB: I figured as much.

[07:47] SB: But..

[07:48] SB: Their foolish realization reminded me just how much... hehehe... I enjoyed talking to you.

[07:48] SB: We had a most interesting conversation.

[07:48] DW: Yeah...

[07:48] SB: Tell me, Ms. Oswald; do you like being spanked? Kehe.

[07:48] DW: No.

[07:48] DW: Why would you even ask that???

[07:49] SB: Oh, just hehehe a silly conversation. That... friend... brought something up, and I contemplated spanking as a suitable punishment. Kehehe. If you don't like it, I think it would work.

[07:50] SB: Though... I worry you may be lying because you enjoy the thought of being spanked and don't want to ruin your chances. Hehe.

[07:50] DW: ...

[07:50] DW: No, I really don't.

[07:51] SB: All the better.

[07:51] SB: Kehehehe.

[07:51] DW: Uh...

[07:51] SB: Speechless?

[07:52] SB: Pity...

[07:52] SB: One should never be speechless when their mouth isn't occupied with something.

[07:52] SB: Kehehe.

[07:52] SB: Perhaps I should busy your mouth with something...

[07:52] DW: 0.0

[07:52] DW: No thanks!

[07:52] SB: A severed finger?

[07:53] SB: Would that taste good?

[07:53] SB: Kehehehe.

[07:53] DW: Uhm...

[07:54] DW: Bye!

[07:54] -- dragonWhisper [DW] ceased pestering snickeringBedlamite [SB] at 19:54 --

[07:54] -- snickeringBedlamite [SB] began pestering dragonWhisper [DW] at 19:54 --

[07:54] DW: Go away!!!

[07:54] SB: Perhaps a handful of dogshit? How about that?

[07:54] SB: Kehehe.

[07:55] DW: Go away!!!

[07:55] SB: A thick slimy... what do you humans call it... cock?

[07:56] DW: Please tell me you're talking about the bird.

[07:56] SB: Kehehe; not necessarily.

[07:57] DW: Maybe it's time you go now...

[07:57] SB: Maybe a black widow spider? I'm sure that would be a reason to be speechless... Kehehehe. Move that dirty little tongue, and it would bite down.

[07:58] DW: I

[07:58] DW: WANT

[07:58] DW: YOU !!!

[07:58] DW: TO LEAVE !

[07:58] SB: I want you, too. Kehehe.

[07:58] SB: Oh.

[07:58] SB: Well, I don't feel like complying to that last bit.

[07:58] SB: Hehehe.

[07:59] DW: Ew.

[07:59] SB: Kehe.

[08:02] SB: I take it from all your ewws and complaints you'd rather not talk about things we could shove into your mouth to warrant your earlier speechlessness.

[08:02] SB: So; why don't you decide on something else we can talk about, Ms. Oswald?

[08:02] DW: Now you get the message!

[08:03] SB: Hehe.

[08:04] DW: Quit your laughing!!!

[08:05] SB: Why would I do that? Hehe. What would I get in return? Kehehehe.

[08:05] DW: What?

[08:05] SB: I mean.

[08:05] SB: You want me to stop laughing.

[08:05] SB: I don't want to. Kehehehe.

[08:05] SB: So...

[08:05] SB: Heh.

[08:05] SB: How about this.

[08:05] SB: Offer me a reward.

[08:05] SB: Something simple.

[08:06] SB: I think our time together will go much smoother if we use a reward system.

[08:06] SB: Keheheheehe.

[08:06] DW: How about no.

[08:06] DW: You should just leave me alone now.

[08:06] SB: Kehehe.

[08:06] SB: Leave you alone... for nothing in return? Kehehehe.

[08:06] SB: Afraid that doesn't work for me.

[08:06] SB: Heh.

[08:07] DW: >8|

[08:07] SB: Kehehehe.

[08:07] SB: But; if you offered me something I saw as worthwhile, I'd gladly leave you be for a stint.

[08:08] SB: Hehe.

[08:08] DW: How about my fist?

[08:09] SB: Mnn... Sounds tasty... Keehehehe. Let me get my circular saw, I'll take that right off for you, and leave you be.

[08:09] DW: 0.0

[08:09] DW: Nevermind!

[08:09] DW: Taking back my words.

[08:09] SB: Kehehe.

[08:10] SB: So you want me to stay around, then? Hehe.

[08:10] DW: Nope.

[08:10] SB: So you have an offer other than your fist? Kehehehe.

[08:10] DW: Do you like to sew?

[08:10] SB: Kehehehe.

[08:10] SB: Oh yes.

[08:10] SB: I sew a great deal...

[08:11] SB: Actually; among my kind, I', likely one of the best at it.

[08:11] DW: Okay then. I'll give you some of the fabric I don't really use much.

[08:11] SB: Kehehe...

[08:11] SB: Interesting.

[08:11] SB: And what do you want in return, again?

[08:11] DW: For you to leave me alone. For good.

[08:11] DW: Fair deal if you ask me.

[08:11] SB: Aah...

[08:11] SB: See... hehe.

[08:11] SB: That's not an even trade.

[08:12] SB: I could leave you alone for.. a day.

[08:12] SB: Kehehe.

[08:12] SB: But for good would cost much more.

[08:12] SB: Kehehehe.

[08:12] DW: You know I could just not respond to you, right? Or just block you for good.

[08:13] SB: Keheheh. Oh, you could try. But I'm afraid I would just find a way to unblock myself. Kehehehe.

[08:13] DW: Yeah right.

[08:14] SB: Don't believe me?

[08:14] DW: Nope.

[08:14] SB: Fine then...

[08:14] SB: Give me a moment.

[08:14] SB: I'll give you proof.

[08:14] DW: >8/

[08:14] SB: Kehe.

[08:15] SB: Proof I could unblock myself.

[08:15] SB: All I need... is to think like you.

[08:15] SB: Now then...

[08:15] DW: ...

[08:15] SB: Hehehehe.

[08:16] DW: There, that was simple. Kehehehe.

[08:16] SB: See what I mean?

[08:16] SB: Kehe.

[08:16] DW: Wait... What the..

[08:16] DW: What the fuck!

[08:16] SB: Can't block me if I can just get into your account and unblock myself.

[08:16] DW: How did you...

[08:17] SB: As I hehe said. Just a matter of thinking like you.

[08:17] SB: Kehehehe.

[08:17] DW: I... Hate you soo much right now.

[08:18] SB: Oh, I don't doubt it. Kehehehee.

[08:19] SB: But don't worry, I'm sure I'll manage to change your opinion.

[08:19] SB: Hehe.

[08:20] DW: Yeah right.

[08:20] SB: Well... I'll either wind up changing your opinion, or I'll take my power tools and change you. Kehehehe.

[08:20] DW: ...

[08:20] DW: Wait a second...

[08:21] DW: You may be able to hack into my account but you can't come anywhere near me.

[08:21] SB: Is that so, Ms. Oswald? Kehehehe.

[08:21] DW: Yes.

[08:21] SB: What makes you so hehe certain?

[08:23] DW: Because you're just some creep from someplace I don't care about. All you're doing is feeding off on my reactions. I'm sure that's all you want. A good laugh.

[08:23] SB: Kehehe.

[08:24] SB: Your reaction...

[08:24] SB: Heh.

[08:24] SB: Disgust, worry, fear, distress.

[08:24] SB: Think hard.

[08:24] SB: If that's what I want...

[08:24] SB: Wouldn't I get so much more by...

[08:24] SB: Let's say creeping into your house...

[08:25] SB: Hehehe.

[08:25] SB: Laying down next to you while you sleep.

[08:25] SB: Gently placing my hand over your mouth.

[08:25] SB: And waking you with the gently whirring of a powersaw aimed at your stomach?

[08:25] SB: Kehehehehehehe.

[08:26] DW: You're just trying to scare me!

[08:26] DW: This is just an empty threat.

[08:26] SB: I really don't feel like showing off this early into our interactions...

[08:26] SB: Kehehehe.

[08:26] SB: But I will, if need be.

[08:27] SB: Would you like... Hehe... a demonstration?

[08:27] SB: Of just how close I can get...

[08:27] SB: Kehehehe.

[08:29] DW: As if you can.

[08:30] SB: While I nodded...

[08:30] SB: Nearly napping.

[08:30] SB: Hehe.

[08:30] SB: Suddenly there came a tapping...

[08:31] SB: As of someone...

[08:31] SB: Gently rapping.

[08:31] SB: Kehehehehehe.

[08:31] SB: Rapping at my chamber door.

[08:31] DW: What was that!!!

[08:31] SB: Kehehe.

[08:31] SB: Just a little hello.

[08:32] DW: But you're not supposed to be here!

[08:32] SB: Kehehe.

[08:32] DW: You're supposed to just

[08:32] SB: Says who? Heh.

[08:32] DW: Go away go away go away

[08:32] SB: And what do I get in return, if I do? Kehehehehe.

[08:33] DW: You can keep the fabric!

[08:33] SB: And how long am I supposed to go away in return for a bit of fabric?

[08:33] SB: Kehehehe.

[08:34] DW: I'll take a day if that makes you happy!

[08:34] SB: Kehehehe.

[08:35] SB: Set the fabric outside your room.

[08:35] DW: ... Okay.

[08:36] DW: There.

[08:36] SB: Kehehehe....

[08:37] SB: Thank you, kindly. Hehe.

[08:37] SB: I'll talk to you... hehehehe... tomorrow.

[08:37] DW: Yeah, okay...

[08:37] SB: Sweet dreams~

[08:38] DW: Bye.

-- aristocraticTherapist [AT] began pestering snickeringBedlamite [SB] at 17:28 --

[05:29] SB: ~

[05:29] SB: Kehehe... Can I help you, little one?

[05:29] AT: Oh sorry I w@s just cur!ous to see !f you were onl!ne.

[05:30] AT: I don't th!nk I've t@lked to you before, r!ght?

[05:31] SB: No. Hehehe.. You would have remembered talking to me, pet.

[05:32] AT: Oh well then, so who @re you?

[05:33] SB: Kehe. I believe it's common courtesy to introduce oneself before demanding to know who someone is.

[05:33] AT: Sorry I tend to get c@rr!ed @w@y! I'm Bl!tt@ !t's n!ce to meet you ✿^u^

[05:36] SB: Blitta... Blitta... I'll be certain to remember it, Pet. Kehehehe. You may refer to me as Quwren, or master. Hehehe. I take it from the colorin, and the symbols you use I can infer you're one of the 'cute' Anons, yes? Hehe.

-- aristocraticTherapist [AT] began pestering snickeringBedlamite [SB] at 17:41 --

[05:42] SB: Blitta... Blitta... I'll be certain to remember it, Pet. Kehehehe. You may refer to me as Quwren, or master. Hehehe. I take it from the colorin, and the symbols you use I can infer you're one of the 'cute' Anons, yes? Hehe.

[05:43] AT: Good guess! I th!nk I'll just c@ll youQuwren.

[05:44] SB: Kehehe. For now that's fine, Pet... You wouldn't happen to be the came cute anon who recently messaged a young human girl named Bebe, would you?

[05:44] AT: Yes I d!d, she w@s very n!ce! ^_^

[05:45] SB: Aah...

[05:45] SB: We may have a problem, then.

[05:45] SB: Kehe.

[05:45] AT: Why Quwren?

[05:46] SB: You see, that human is mine. I don't appreciate others feeding on my property. Kehe. If you catch my drift.

[05:46] SB: Of course... I could oveerlook your transgression, if you were willing to do me a favor later down the line...

[05:47] SB: But if you aren't, and you keep talking to her I'm hehehe afraid bad things will happen.

[05:48] SB: Things like your stomach being torn open with a circular saw, and a dremel being used to grind down your bones, exposing your organs to a power-drill and a wide number of screws. Kehe.

[05:48] SB: What's the expression...

[05:48] SB: ^.^

[05:49] AT: Oh wh@t'sthe f@vor? If you need stuffed @n!m@ls I'll be sure to m@ke you some !f you @sk n!cely.

[05:50] AT: Plus th@t sc@re @nt!c wouldn't sc@re @ fly, s!lly Quwren. I @ssure you'll be the best creepy @non !f you pr@ct!ce enough c:

[05:53] SB: Stuffed animals? I'm afraid not. Kehehehe. But it's a simple enough task. Just distract a friend of mine for me when I ask. Kehe.

[05:53] SB: As for the 'scare antic' If I were attempting to scare you, I would scare you, Pet. Kehe. That was a simple promise.

[05:54] AT: Hmm... Sure! It's seems worth !t, the hum@n g!rl !s so n!ce I wouldn't w@nt to lose her so qu!ck.

[05:56] SB: Oh, she's very nice, my darling little Bebe. Kehehehe. Actually; should you choose to ingratiate yourself to her and improve her opinion of me, I would take it as... something of a personal favor, and hehe do my best not to sneak into your room and molest or steal from you while you sleep.

[05:58] AT: Th@t !s @ m@ybe, s!r. Also go!ng !nto people's rooms !sn't n!ce @t @ll. I'm sure your @ n!ce person under @ll th@t creep!ness.

[06:01] SB: Kehehe. Splendid.

[06:02] SB: And no, it isn't nice, but nice is so... dull. Kehe.

[06:02] SB: Brutality, lust, and wanton vandalism are so much more entertaining than smiles and handshakes.

[06:02] AT: Are you sure? I th!nk !t's just wonderful see!ng sm!les on everyones f@ces!

[06:03] SB: Kehehehe. I like smiles best when the person doing the smiling is alsognant. crying. So much more poi

[06:03] SB: gnant

[06:03] SB: Sticky keys... Kehehehe.

[06:04] AT: D:

[06:04] SB: And so tasty, too~ Kehe.

[06:05] AT: But the sm!les of h@pp!ness @re so mush more powerful, s!r.

[06:05] AT: It gves you strength to cl!mb the h!ghest mount@!n @nd sw!m the longest se@.

[06:06] SB: Kehehe. I suppose, for you they are.

[06:06] AT: Yes we @re d!ffrent wh!ch I tend to forget.

[06:06] SB: But really... they just make me famished. I'd rather carve a smile into people's faces with a powersaw and nourish myself with their pain and fear.

[06:06] SB: Kehe.

[06:07] AT: But th@t t@kes so much effort to do. It's @ sh@me to w@ste @ll th@t t!me.

[06:08] SB: Kehehe.

[06:08] SB: Silly pet.

[06:08] AT: Wh@t @bout Bebe though? She wouldn't l!ke th@t.

[06:08] SB: It's not work if it's fun.

[06:08] SB: And no, she wouldn't.

[06:08] SB: Hehe.

[06:08] SB: But... I can always have fun with her in other ways.

[06:08] SB: Kehehehe.

[06:09] AT: ? Well then I should be go!ng for you to pl@n, I guess. Ple@se don't hurt Bebe she's to n!ce for you.

[06:10] SB: Kehe. I wouldn't hurt my darling little Bebe... at least; not in any lasting way. Hehehe. As a matter of fact, I'm keeping her safe from another by laying claim to her... Heh.

[06:11] AT: Th@t sure !s creepy, good job? But for @ w@rn!ng you hurt her I get you, underst@nd ≧ω≦

[06:12] AT: I would h@te for th@t to h@ppy, s!r.

[06:12] AT: *h@ppen

[06:12] SB: Kehehe. Poor deluded pet. Just by talking to me, I've already got you. Hehehehe. But worry not. She's... mostly... safe. Sans a few bruises and bites that can be attributed to non-violence. Kehehe.

[06:13] AT: Hmm... Good bye then! H@ve @ n!ce n!ght, be sure to not choke on your own sp!t!

[06:14] SB: Kehehe. I'll try not, but if I do, I'm sure it'll feel hehe glorious~

[06:14] SB: Goodbye, pet.

[06:14] SB: ~