#maless

  -- growlingAnger [GA] began pestering snickeringBedlamite [SB] at 22:41 --

-- growlingAnger [GA] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --

[10:41] GA: HEY.

[10:41] GA: ASSHOLE.

[10:41] SB: Kehehe. Salutations, my sweet.

[10:41] GA: I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING YOU'RE ALWAYS FUCKING LURKING JUST ACROSS THE ROOM OR SOME BULLSHIT

[10:41] GA: HEY HEY HEY

[10:41] GA: I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SWEET

[10:42] SB: Oh no? Kehehe.

[10:42] SB: I think you're mistaken on that case.

[10:42] GA: NO. I'M NOT MISTAKEN AT ALL.

[10:42] GA: I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU SHOULDN'T REGARD ME AS YOUR SWEET.

[10:42] GA: IT'S INSULTING.

[10:43] SB: How is it insulting?

[10:43] SB: Sweet.

[10:43] SB: Nothing wrong with that.

[10:43] SB: And it suits you so...

[10:43] GA: IT'S A NASTY FLAVOR THERE'S EVERYTHING WRONG WITH IT

[10:43] GA: NO IT DOESN'T SUIT

[10:43] SB: Your personality, your looks, your taste....

[10:43] GA: SUITS SUIT YOU

[10:43] GA: MY PERSONALITY ISN'T SWEET ASSWIPE

[10:43] GA: GODDAMNIT

[10:43] SB: Kehehehe.

[10:43] SB: Very well, Maless.

[10:44] SB: I'll drop the petname for now.

[10:44] SB: Kehe.

[10:44] SB: To what do I owe the pleasure of your messaging me?

[10:44] GA: FUCKING FINALLY.

[10:45] GA: HUMANS DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE A GOOD THING WHEN IT'S SCREAMING IN THEIR DISGUSTING PIG FACE.

[10:45] GA: THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE THAT TERM. HUMANS.

[10:45] SB: Kehe. I admit, some of them can be a bit thick. But worry not. I realize a good thing... And you are sooooo~ good. Hehe.

[10:46] GA: THEY'RE MORE LIKE HORRIFYINGLY INNEFFICIENT GROSS MEATSACKS.

[10:46] GA: SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT EVERY SECOND OF OUR CONVERSATION

[10:46] SB: Kehehe. Talk about what? Say it, and I'll let it be... for now.

[10:47] GA: WHY IS THAT YOUR GODDAMN TOPIC OF INTEREST

[10:47] GA: WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT

[10:47] GA: WE BOTH KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[10:47] SB: Because I know the thought of it makes even your thick skin crawl, Maless. And it is so tantalizing when it does so...

[10:48] GA: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING SAY IT THAT'S THAT

[10:49] GA: THIS STUPID GODDAMN MEATSACK WOULDN'T EVEN TELL ME HER NAME

[10:49] GA: IMPOLITE EARTH COW

[10:49] SB: Mnn~ Fine, I'll just keep bringing it up then. Hehe.

[10:49] GA: I'VE MET WORMS WITH BETTER MANNERS THAN HER.

[10:49] SB: What's their handle? Kehehe.

[10:49] GA: NO.

[10:49] GA: NO NO NO.

[10:50] GA: THIS ONES MINE

[10:50] SB: For a price I could glean their name with just that for you.

[10:50] SB: Yours?

[10:50] SB: How greedy...

[10:50] GA: YES. MINE.

[10:50] SB: Makes me want them more...

[10:50] GA: YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE ELSE

[10:50] GA: THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING OTHER SACKS OF SHIT ON THE GODDAMN PLANET

[10:50] SB: Well of course I can also have someone else. Hehehe.

[10:50] GA: NO NOT ALSO

[10:50] GA: GOD DAMNIT QUWREN

[10:52] GA: LOOK I EVEN USED YOUR WHOLE NAME

[10:52] GA: WOW

[10:52] GA: LOOK AT THAT

[10:52] GA: BIG BRIGHT RED LETTERS

[10:52] SB: Mnn... I wonder, have you changed your password? If not I could almost certainly check your chat history...

[10:52] GA: YOUR NAME IS PRACTICALLY WRITTEN IN THE FUCKING STARS

[10:52] GA: NOW LEAVE THEM ALON

[10:52] GA: NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

[10:52] GA: STAY OUT OF THE DAMN THING

[10:53] GA: QUWREN YOU SHITTY ASSFUCK

[10:53] GA: I CHANGED MY PASSWORD TO SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER GUESS IN A MILLION YEARS

[10:53] SB: Hmm...

[10:53] SB: I wonder...

[10:53] SB: Kehehehe.

[10:54] GA: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LAUGH FOR

[10:54] GA: HEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT TRYING THAT BULLSHIT

[10:54] GA: WHAT HAPPENED TO RESPECT

[10:54] GA: HONOR

[10:54] GA: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME SAY IT

[10:54] SB: Yes.

[10:54] SB: I am.

[10:54] GA: "FRIENDSHIP"

[10:54] GA: EUGHEGMEIGKHW.

[10:54] SB: Mmmmmnnnnnn~

[10:54] GA: DISGUSTING

[10:54] SB: Oh yes.

[10:54] SB: That's good.

[10:55] SB: Keheheh.

[10:55] GA: SHUT UP

[10:55] GA: DON'T GO LOOKING FOR THEIR HANDLE

[10:55] GA: COLD HEARTED ASSFUCK WOULDN'T GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY ANYWAYS

[10:56] SB: Is that so?

[10:56] SB: See...

[10:56] SB: Hehe.

[10:56] GA: YES.

[10:56] GA: THAT'S ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY SO.

[10:56] SB: Just when you make me happy enough to leave it be....

[10:56] SB: You intrigue me so that I want to look into it again.

[10:56] SB: Kehehe.

[10:56] GA: NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU GUNKED UP JUNKI

[10:56] GA: E

[10:57] GA: STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT

[10:57] GA: WHAT IF I FOUND YOU A NICE JUICY MEATSACK STEAK

[10:57] GA: SMALL CHILDREN ARE YOUR FAVORITE RIGHT

[10:57] GA: THE LITTLE SHRIEKING ONES

[10:57] GA: THAT HIDE UNDER THE COVERS

[10:57] GA: FUCKING SNACK FOODS

[10:58] SB: Kehehe. They're scrumptions, yes...

[10:58] GA: THE ONES THAT STILL BELIEVE IN THE BED MONSTERS

[10:58] GA: YEAH.

[10:58] SB: But you know they aren't my favorites, Maless.

[10:58] SB: YOU, out of everyone, should know what I really like.

[10:58] SB: Hehe.

[10:58] GA: EUGH.

[10:59] GA: THE ANSWER IS NO.

[10:59] SB: No?

[10:59] SB: Hehe.

[10:59] SB: You don't know?

[10:59] GA: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE REALITY OF IT.

[11:00] SB: Kehehehe.

[11:00] GA: IT'S LIKE SOUR MILK. YOU POUR IT OUT BECAUSE THE MILK FUCKING SUCKS AND THEN YOU GO BUY A NEW GODDAMN CARTON OF MILK THAT'S FRESH BECAUSE THE OLD MILK SUCKS

[11:00] GA: THE MILK IS A METAPHOR FOR THE GODDAMN REALITY IN CASE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING CATCH THAT

[11:01] SB: Hehehehe.

[11:01] SB: Well; if you won't say it I'll just be hitting enter on this login on my second creeptop.

[11:02] GA: WHAT NO DON'T

[11:02] SB: And...

[11:02] SB: Kehehehe.

[11:02] SB: Click.

[11:02] GA: ... YOU HAVE THE WRONG PASSWORD ANYWAYS NUMBNUTS!

[11:02] GA: DAMNIT QUWREN

[11:02] GA: PRIVATE BUSINESS AFFAIRS

[11:02] SB: Kehehe. You naughty little liar~

[11:02] GA: DON'T MEAN A GODDAMN THING TO YOU DO THEY

[11:03] GA: LOG BACK OFF RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKFACE

[11:03] GA: I TOLD YOU THAT BITCH WAS MINE

[11:03] GA: FIND YOUR OWN DAMN MEAL

[11:03] SB: Now now, my sweet. Kehehehe. Where's the fun in that?

[11:04] GA: THE HUNT THE CHASE THE INITIAL CONVERSATIONS. UNTAINTED BY SOMEONE AS AMAZING AS ME.

[11:04] GA: THAT'S THE FUN.

[11:04] SB: Mnn, but I adore your... taint. Kehehehe.

[11:04] GA: .... EUGH

[11:04] GA: FUNNY. I DON'T LIKE YOURS.

[11:05] GA: LEAVING YOUR DISGUSTING SLIME ON EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH

[11:05] GA: HEY IF YOU JUST GET ME THEIR NAME I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU THREE MEALS BETTER THAN THEM

[11:05] GA: THAT'S A GODDAMN RIP OFF FOR ME YOU KNOW

[11:06] SB: Kehehehe. Not always. Recall, I used to leave you... very... clean of my slime.

[11:06] SB: Hehe.

[11:06] SB: And besides; I do think taking your meal will be more fun.

[11:07] SB: How about I give you one, in trade?

[11:07] SB: Hehehehe.

[11:07] GA: ....

[11:07] GA: WHATS THE TRADE OFF

[11:07] GA: THE INSUFFERABLE BITCH FOR ....

[11:07] GA: ?

[11:09] SB: I take your meal. Kehehehe. I give you every one of their friends.

[11:09] SB: It's not a bad deal...

[11:10] GA: .. DO THEY EVEN HAVE FRIENDS

[11:11] SB: Kehehe. Everyone has friends, Maless... Even you, once upon a time...

[11:12] GA: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CONSIDER WHAT WE HAVE SOME DISGUSTING FORM OF FRIENDSHIP.

[11:12] GA: I'D SAY I WAS HURT BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING ANYTHING.

[11:12] SB: Kehehehe. I did, but you've just been so negative and mean today, my sweet. I'm a touch hurt.

[11:12] SB: Hehe.

[11:13] GA: I'M. NOT. YOUR. SWEET.

[11:13] GA: BUT I DON'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE IN THE MATTER DO I

[11:13] GA: IF I DENY THE DEAL YOU'LL TAKE THEM ANYWAYS AND I'LL GO HUNGRY.

[11:14] SB: No? What a pity... And here I thought we had a future... Coming together... Our friendship slowly becoming something more... maybe even filling one another's energy sacks some day...

[11:15] GA: YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A GODDAMN HUMAN BITCH NO

[11:15] SB: Kehehe.

[11:15] GA: OUR RELATIONSHIP IS STRICTLY BUSINESS.

[11:15] GA: IF EVEN THAT.

[11:16] GA: DON'T YOU FUCKING LAUGH AT ME YOU TALK ABOUT SOME SERIOUS GODDAMN FUTURE SHIT AND THEN YOU HAVE THE FUCKING LUNACY TO LAUGH ABOUT IT

[11:16] SB: Serious future shit...

[11:16] GA: POTENTIAL FUTURE SHIT

[11:16] GA: SHUT UP

[11:16] SB: Potential... meaning it's a possibility...

[11:16] SB: How splendid~

[11:17] SB: I won't laugh if I hehe bring it up again, then.

[11:17] GA: YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT.

[11:17] SB: I promise. No laughing. Heehee... If I bring it up again. Not just in general.

[11:17] GA: WHY DON'T *YOU* TAKE THEIR FRIENDS INSTEAD AND I KEEP THE BITCH

[11:17] SB: Hmm...

[11:17] SB: No.

[11:18] GA: WHY NOT

[11:18] SB: Because you seem to want her so badly.

[11:18] GA: BECAUSE HARDLY ANYTHING I FIND IS 100% MINE

[11:18] GA: I TRACKED THEM DOWN ALL BY MY FUCKING SELF

[11:18] GA: DIDN'T NEED YOUR GODDAMN HELP

[11:19] SB: ...

[11:19] SB: Do you not like my help?

[11:19] GA: ...!

[11:19] GA: NO I.

[11:19] SB: No?

[11:19] GA: GODDAMNIT QUWREN THAT'S NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

[11:19] SB: Well what did you mean then?

[11:20] GA: I MEANT THAT I LIKE ENTERTAINING THE THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I'M HALF COMPETENT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR MY FUCKING SELF FOR ONCE. THAT'S ALL.

[11:22] SB: You are. You did... Can't blame me for wanting to sample what you've caught... You hehe you know how hungry I get.

[11:23] GA: JUST A SAMPLE?

[11:23] GA: I KNOW EXACTLY HOW FUCKING HUNGRY YOU GET

[11:23] SB: Nibbles, here and there.

[11:23] SB: Heheheh... I suppose you would...

[11:24] GA: YOU KNOW I HATE SHARING.

[11:24] SB: I do...

[11:24] SB: But just think of all the times I've shared with you...

[11:24] SB: Helped you...

[11:25] SB: Heh.

[11:25] GA: DAMNIT ARE YOU REALLY PLAYING THAT FUCKING CARD RIGHT NOW

[11:25] SB: Can you hehe think of a better time for me to do so?

[11:26] GA: ....FUCKING SHIT. FINE. FINE! YOU CAN NIBBLE. BUT SHE'S MOSTLY MINE!

[11:26] SB: Kehehehe. How considerate of you to share.

[11:27] GA: ONLY BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T YOU'D TAKE ALL OF IT

[11:27] SB: Kehehe. You know me so well, my sweet.

[11:28] GA: NOT YOUR SWEET.

[11:29] SB: Not now, perhaps....

[11:29] SB: ...

[11:30] GA: .... OH MY GOD BURY THAT THOUGHT DEEP IN A GRAVE AND BURY IT.

[11:31] SB: Kehehe... Indubitably.

[11:31] GA: . . . .

[11:31] GA: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[11:31] GA: HOLY

[11:31] SB: Hehehe.

[11:31] GA: SHIT WRAPPED IN HOLY FUCK

[11:31] SB: Mnnnn~

[11:31] GA: RIDING ON THE BACK OF A NOT IN THIS FUCKING LIFETIME ORCA

[11:31] GA: N O.

[11:32] SB: Hehe.

[11:32] GA: I'LL LEAVE.

[11:32] SB: I'll come with.

[11:32] GA: I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW

[11:32] GA: NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED

[11:32] SB: Which is to say; I'm coming over, later. Kehehe.

[11:32] GA: WHY

[11:32] GA: NO

[11:33] GA: DIDN'T YOU JUST COME OVER YESTERDAY

[11:33] GA: GODDAMNIT

[11:33] SB: Hehe. I did, but I want to again. I'm hungry... I'm lonely...

[11:34] GA: THEN I'LL FIND YOU SOMETHING ELSE

[11:34] GA: HELL.

[11:34] SB: Come now, Maless. It's not always so bad having me over, is it?

[11:35] GA: IT USUALLY IS.

[11:35] SB: Usually... hehe... meaning sometimes it isn't?

[11:35] GA: NO. MEANING I'M TRYING NOT TO HURT YOUR SENSITIVE CREEPING CRAWLING EMOTIONS

[11:36] GA: BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW HOW FUCKING AWFUL YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY *AND* UPSET.

[11:36] SB: Oh...

[11:36] SB: So it's always bad, then...

[11:36] SB: And here...

[11:36] SB: Here I was trying my best...

[11:36] GA: DON'T YOU FUCKING TRY TO GUILT TRIP ME

[11:37] SB: I'm not TRYING anything.

[11:38] GA: GODDAMNIT.

[11:38] SB: You're the one who hehe feels guilty...

[11:38] GA: I DON'T FUCKING FEEL GUILTY

[11:38] SB: I couldn't guilt-trip you... hehehehe... if you didn't feel guilt.

[11:39] GA: SOMETIMES I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE YOU TALK TO ME JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME.

[11:39] GA: NOT EVEN DIRECTLY.

[11:39] GA: NO YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT KIND ABOUT IT

[11:40] SB: Now you know that isn't true.

[11:40] GA: ISN'T IT THOUGH

[11:41] SB: My sw... Maless... If I just kept you around to make fun of you, I'd chain you up in my room, and have done with it. You know I'm more than capable. Hehehe.

[11:42] SB: It's not just that... you just refuse to acknowledge, or heh... talk about other possibilities.

[11:43] GA: MAYBE BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING LIKE THE OTHER POSSIBILITIES

[11:43] SB: And yet, you still think of them as hehe... possible.

[11:44] GA: IT'S HARD TO HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING IMPOSSIBILITIES.

[11:45] GA: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE INVOLVED AND NO DOESN'T MEAN NO IT MEANS KEEP BOTHERING UNTIL I CHANGE MY MIND

[11:45] SB: Hehe.

[11:46] GA: DON'T FUCKING LAUGH AT ME

[11:46] SB: I'm not laughing at you, my sweet. No need to be so defensive.

[11:47] GA: THEN WHAT WERE YOU LAUGHING AT THEN HUH

[11:47] SB: I'm laughing with joy at the fact you're starting to understand how things work.

[11:47] GA: SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT'S A BULLSHIT REASON TO LAUGH

[11:48] GA: AND I'M STILL HUNGRY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I TRY TO FIND SOMETHING ACTUALLY EDIBLE INSTEAD OF THIS USELESS CONVERSATION.

[11:48] SB: Happiness?

[11:48] SB: I think hehe it's a fine reason.

[11:48] GA: NO. IT'S A DUMB REASON.

[11:48] SB: And what do you do when you're happy?

[11:48] SB: If not laugh.

[11:49] GA: I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS ACTUALLY HAPPY BUT I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE I DON'T LAUGH.

[11:50] SB: Mnn... I'll have to find a way to see about that, eventually.

[11:50] GA: NEVER.

[11:51] SB: Now now, Maless. Kehehehe. Never say never... I take it as a challenge.

[11:51] GA: GODDAMNIT.

[11:51] GA: FINE.

[11:52] GA: NOT RIGHT NOW.

[11:52] SB: Mnn~ Later then. Definitely. Hehe.

[11:52] GA: EUGH.

[11:53] SB: Heh... So... did you ever remember why you messaged me in the first place, my sweet?

[11:54] GA: I WAS GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE INSUFFERABLE BITCH AND THEN ASK IF YOU'D HAD ANY BETTER LUCK.

[11:56] SB: Mnn... I thought I'd found one, but... Let's just say I overate.

[11:56] SB: Again... Hehe.

[11:57] GA: ... OF FUCKING COURSE YOU DID. THAT'S PRACTICALLY THE ONLY WAY YOU EAT.

[11:58] GA: SO HOW LONG DID THIS POOR MOTHERFUCKER LAST

[11:58] GA: A WEEK

[11:58] GA: A DAY

[11:58] GA: AN HOUR

[11:58] SB: ...Almost heh... Almost two hours.

[11:59] SB: But I gave you the last one... I skipped a meal....

[11:59] SB: I couldn't help it.

[12:00] GA: I KNOW YOU COULDN'T.

[12:01] SB: Hmm... Let's... Hehehe... Let's not talk about my eating habits.

[12:01] SB: We've been talking a while.

[12:01] SB: Kehehehe.

[12:01] GA: ARE YOU SURE

[12:01] GA: THEY'RE SO INTERESTING.

[12:01] SB: How's your throat?

[12:02] GA: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HOW'S MY THROAT MY THROAT'S FINE IT'S ALWAYS FINE VOCAL CHORDS MADE OUT OF THE FINEST FUCKING TITANIUM. NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THESE BAD BITCHES

[12:03] GA: .... IT FEELS LIKE I SWALLOWED A CUP OF NAILS.

[12:03] SB: That's what I was waiting to hear... You want hehehe... You want me to pick you up some tea before I come over? I promise to try not to drip in it this time.

[12:04] GA: IT COULDN'T hurt to do that.

[12:04] SB: Kehehehe. Splendid.

[12:05] SB: I'll let you rest a bit, for now.

[12:05] SB: Hehehehehe.

[12:05] SB: See you soon, my sweet~

[12:05] GA: You better not put anything weird in it either

[12:05] SB: ...

[12:05] SB: Fine.

[12:05] GA: YOU WERE ow ow

[12:05] GA: you were going to!?

[12:05] SB: Not necessarily...

[12:06] SB: It was... hehehe... It was a thought, but I hadn't decided to act on it.

[12:06] SB: Now I know now to. Hehehe.

[12:07] GA: YOu better not or i wont touch whatever you bring over

[12:09] SB: I promise... I won't. Heh.

[12:09] SB: I'll be there soon.

[12:09] GA: I'll clean off a chair for you. Maybe.

[12:09] SB: Hehehehe... Wonderful.

[12:09] SB: See you soon.

[12:09] SB: ~

[12:10] GA: Don't die on the way over or anything asswipe