#zelfies

New Zelf--new Zelfie! None of the Monster High ghouls seemed like a good match for Kitsu, but it occurred to me that she would be a perfect friend for Rosie Redwood.

(One more down here--)

For your Sunday, a few of the zelfies from before Z wiped his Instagram clean.

lol i think he’s proven at this point nonnie that he’s a bonafide selfie master who doesn’t know the meaning of a second try. 

i mean these

literally look like he just opened the fucking camera app and clicked the capture button at whatever angle he happened to be holding/felt like holding his phone at at the time and then hit post. 

tbh half the time he legit just looks like someone’s confused dad who just got handed a phone and he’s not quite sure what to do with it/how to work it (cause he’s still stuck on that nokia brick phone life lol og fans where ya at?) so he’s just kinda squinting at it and then accidentally snaps a picture and inadvertently blesses the world.

i mean for like a bunch of those he wasn’t even looking for christ’s sake (which. @god how unfair can you get?) like for the most part in almost every one he looks like he just whipped out his phone, kept doing whatever he was doing, and just hit the capture button in the middle of it and wham. glorious selfie. no second try needed.

and even the ones that aren’t selfies look like someone just caught him in the middle of something and hit snap and wham bam. gorgeous pic. again. like even when he’s fucking yanking on his eyeball whilst someone else snaps a pic of him he still looks gorgeous

 (which again. @GOD HOW UNFAIR CAN YOU FUCKING GET???) 

like can the rest of us get just a little bit blessed with that kind of magic??? i mean honestlyyyy us commoners and peasants are steady out here looking like fucking trolls every time we take a selfie and have to go through 5693405832 tries just to get a decent one and this heaux’s out here not even trying like what kinda haeux selfie magic is that??? IT’S NOT FAIR.