#yw

they were so crazy for making jibanyan's favorite food chocolate

At least I get to sleep in a little tomorrow

The thing about all the idiots in Kinderwars is that they are NOT qualified to educate the next generation. They're all certified jocks with an IQ of one brain cell that ping pongs between them and, honestly, most of the time Doug has it. They may survive high stakes life or death games but put them in a game of tag with grade school children and they (except maybe Doug but he was a professional liar and he's not immune to the no brain cell curse) will be falling for each and every dirty trick the child mind can dream of. The reason half our main cast has even survived isn't even because of plot armor but the power of trauma making them strong enough to tank all the stupid and clever strategies that actually DO work against them

I was not prepared for [warning: major character death] in this comedy tragedy whatever