#yumm!

How would you like to deal with your trauma today sir? Unnecessarily sacrifice yourself although you’re surrounded by much more qualified people that could achieve your goal without dying? Maybe respond to trauma the same way many others do only to be turned into a constantly mocked caricature of your past self? Or wait maybe you’d like to leave all your family and friends behind and go back in time to try and “fix” a life you’ve never lived, while suddenly act like you’ve been replaced by a shapeshifting alien species

I just made steak ramen where i cooked the steak in minced garlic, soy sauce and a little bit of lemon pepper and omg it’s amazing!

i just ate 6 bagels

being a guy with lots of little wounds on fingers makes eating kiwi a devils task but its all worth it for the dilicous reward o feastupon