#yourlogicisfascinating

This kind of makes me want to run down Morton ave, bang a quick left and start aggressively shoving McDonald’s into my mouth. “Now that right there is bad for you.” Really mister? I’m pretty sure that I just witnessed you deep throating a Big Mac and you want to discuss the word “diet” that’s strategically placed over the word Pepsi?

Jim's been being persistent, persistent about fucking hand-to-hand and it doesn't look like he's about to shut the hell up about it. Whatever people have to say about 'Leonard H. McCoy' has a damn good reason for not taking those classes. Hell, he doesn't even think Jim knows he got them waved at Academy.

      Probably knows now. That kid does plenty of hacking into the database.

Might explain for the fact he threatened to get Spock (damn hobgoblin) to drag him to a rec-room for some training. The last person he wanted to deal with in a fight. Hell Spock would actually notice, the fucker, that he's not exactly incompetent.

                        Hell he'll be able to match the Vulcan's strength.

Letting out a huff John rests his arms on his desk and scrubs at his eyes. He's been trying to do work for the past two hours but clearly that's not happening. Back in the Academy he could sneak off to the gym, take it out on the bags wtihout worrying about someone walking in on him right before he breaks it. Ship? Not so lucky the way people drifted around their shifts.

                                   God fuckin' dammit.

I will do the thing with you!)

                    "----you think I hate you?"

          [ He's surprised, to say the least. And a bit hurt that one of his most trusted advisers thinks he hates him. Though, to be honest, he hasn't taken much time to confide in his First Officer as he normally does. Maybe the lack in communication prompted Spock to think that way? Jim doesn't know. He's not a mind reader, no matter how many correct guesses he's made in the past. ]

IM SORRY IM NOT SORRY FOR HOGGING TIBS

ehehehehehe Tibs is a possessive little fuck nugget. I like it. Did you see that we finally got a nice thing??

TIBS -IS BIASED AS FUCK-

it's ok bb he's biased as fuck towards you too~ <3