#your doing it wrong

Stop mischaracterizing Lucy and Emmet's relationship for the sake of Rex angst or I will start biting people

one of my favorite things about tumblr is you can just... post stuff. no one gives a shit. maybe someone does. you don’t give a shit. you can use a bunch of fonts and make your posts look fancy. maybe you do. maybe you don’t. but chances are you do it for you.

Why all the fanfics gay action smut i just want a comforting fanfic that i can read for like an hour And why arent there any weird ones???

I know it looks cute in the pictures, but.... Having 3 kids is really just, one over flowing your toilet while one is asking you for something to drink & one, is screaming at the top of their lungs. And then you almost knock yourself out with the freezer door. So... Yea, Just gonna leave this here.

Some guy at work today decided to drop his kid, cutting his lip and then say that the kid slipped, even though 3 members of staff witnessed the incident. He then said that he wasn't offered first aid which is untrue because I offered him treatment myself, he then roared down the manager saying something along the lines of “I hope if you have kids, they’re not yours because you’re terrible” and after that has been said his wife has the nerve to say that our manager is an asshole. Our manager who was trying to help is an asshole, not your partner who tried to blame his clumsiness with your child on us.