#yorkcali

New York: What the fuck do you want me to say.

California:

California: Lie to me.

New York:

New York: I don’t love you.

California: *Smiles.*

Cali : Well, New York and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

New York likes to just have California sit on his lap, and then dig his head into their back. He does this so he doesn’t have to socialize, and Cal does all the talking for him

New York fell first

California fell harder

Florida set them up, so in return (whether it was for payback to embarrass him- looking at you, NY- or as a favor) they set Florida up with Loui

They go on double dates a lot, especially with Florida and Loui bc Florida lives with Cal, but they also go with Washington and Oregon

Cali goes by they/he/she pronouns and York found out by accident but accepted him nonetheless

Cal makes flower crowns and other sorts of crafts to show affection towards NY

NY gives physical affection a lot (will also beat up anyone who’s mean to Cal)

Cal is autistic and one time Texas found out and would not shut up about it and was making fun of her because.. well… he’s Texas. So NY caused a fight with him

Cal is on fire a lot during hot seasons so NY has to fill them in on stuff he misses in meetings

got any hyper-specific caliyork headcanons?

wave wave :)

if you were to strap a c4 to my back and let it explode i would COMBUST with caliyork headcanons.

i hope this is what you mean by hyper-specific

they bite. like all of the time. its their love language and you can TRY ripping this out of my cold dead hands I DARE YOU. the first time that they showed up to a meeting with bites all over each other everyone was concerned as hell and thought they had been attacked. they mainly bite each other because they both struggle with emotions (california has too many emotions at once and doesn’t know how to deal with it so physical affection ex: biting is what helps him get those feelings across. new york struggles with not feeling emotions much and has found that biting/other physical affection even if he isn’t used to it helps him make sure that california knows he loves him.)

they are both insomniacs because of their cities and because they both can’t sit still for the life of them.

california, even though he’s taller than new york (my headcanon), will often steal his shirts and sweaters, sometimes without even realizing it. they have left clothes in each others rooms so many times to the point where they’ll find someone’s sock or pants underneath their bed or in their closet hung up. no one really questions it when they see one of them wearing the others shirt or beanie anymore.

“Cal is that my shirt?”

“Huh- oh uh idk, it was in my closet lol”

both of them love to skateboard and will snatch one of them up at any chance and drag them outside to go skateboarding. after meetings, in the middle of the day, 2am at night- gov has walked out of his office at 6 in the morning (we all know he doesnt sleep) to see the two sitting in the living room drinking icees with their skateboards propped up next to them while watching tv. he has caught the two of them sneaking out at night and has tried to stop them so many times to the point that he doesnt even care anymore, as long as they come back before 8am.

they are almost always around each other and it is rare when they aren’t. you’ll find them snuggled up on the couch, sitting next to each other during dinner, sticking close to one another while out and about, literally just walking down the statehouse hallways together- if ones somewhere the other is either right next to them or a few feet behind.

when new york has to go to his/other states for business stuff he’ll buy california souvenirs and things that reminds him of him because he knows that california loves collecting little things like that. california does the same for him when he’s gone.

So the part when Cali is talking about George Santos and New York and Cali are talking like a married couple Loui and Florida point it out as a joke. If they're aren't married they are at least dating ok I am a hardcore Yorkcali shipper. Anyways New York calls Cali "B" which is a term of endearment, sure he calls Florida that too in Too Much Butter but he says it slightly differently when he calls California that. When New York called Florida "B" he said more sarcastically, sure New York just sounds like that most of the time but when he said it to Cali it sounded a bit more sentimental, at least as sentimental as New York will probably get (at least around other people). When Loui, Florida, and Texas start picking on Cali and he is stutters, struggling to find words to say he looks at New York. New York has his back he might not be super explicit with it but he does.

California: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

New York: I wake up at 2 AM