#yoi headcanons

1) Weed

As you might imagine, Yuuri is extremely, extremely anxious about it, and looks up countless Reddit threads on the do's and don'ts for first-timers. They end up cutting a raspberry-flavored edible into eighths, and despite Viktor whining after a half hour that he "doesn't feel anything", Yuuri doesn't allow him to have another helping (not yet, at least).

His cautiousness ends up being a good idea because only 5 minutes after Viktor's sulk-fest over being denied, his azure eyes go vacant and he scoots right to the edge of the couch. Just as Yuuri makes to ask if he's alright, Viktor whips his head around, eyeing the side of his face with unnerving focus.

Yuuri pokes his cheek and his fiance gives a slow, delayed giggle, before, inexplicably, placing both hands on Yuuri's jaw and leaning over to peer directly into his ear.

"Vitya?!" Yuuri squawks, pawing at him a bit. 

"Yuuuuuuuuri, why didn't you tell me that your ears made such fantastical, seductive music?!" Viktor demands in a purr, with a hint of outrage. "I always knew you made musicality with your body, but this....THIS..."

Yuuri never finds out what he means because Viktor trails off and stands up, abruptly, and then begins marching in the direction of the kitchen (where they'd laid out a variety of snacks, in case he got the munchies). Or he tries to march, rather, because every lift of his foot takes four times as long as it normally would, and Yuuri bursts into giggles and records a video of him trying to traipse across the room, clumsily.

An hour later, he's petting Viktor's bangs while his fiance throws up, having gorged himself on too many snacks at once. Loyal Makka is on his other side, cocking her head at his nonsensical babbling. Despite his stomach upset, Viktor seems elated, already talking about "a take two, except this time, I can try to quad flip while high!"

2) (Gourmet) Baking

It's not that Viktor had never baked pre-retirement, but the things he'd tried making were pretty simple, at least by his standards: cookies, brownies, and one time, matcha-flavored cupcakes that the two of them had demolished in one sitting.

But he'd never attempted the formidable challenge of French pastry making. Specifically: Kouign-amann, an endeavor that nearly shatters all of Viktor’s confidence and leads to more than a few teary meltdowns over how many turns of butter-folding, exactly, were required to achieve that elusive texture.

"Uh no, why?"

"It'll be funny lol"

Then Emil's like "I'll do it" and just bolts into the wall for no reason (probably stops right before it so he's not hurt but falls over all dramatically and makes Mickey have a heart attack).

Yurio keeps telling him to do stupid dangerous stuff and he just does (or does a safer alternative that still satisfies Yuri) and that makes Yuri respect him.

Yuri: He likes to be on calls and doesn't mind being in a call with someone for a while. Since he would sometimes be away from home, he likes to call his family to see how they're doing and his mother keeps him in a call for a very long time. The one thing he doesn't really enjoy too much is video calls, he doesn't really like to have his face up close and personal to the camera and his mom always calls him on facetime.

Victor: He most likely doesn't really get a lot of personal calls (spam calls or fans who found out his number) so he cherishes the calls that he gets from the people close to him, especially Yuri.

Yurio: Unless you're someone important, if you're calling him, he'll hang up on you immediately and ask what the hell you want from him in a text message. if he's calling you and he's not in a weird angsty grumpy mood, he'll make a quick conversation and then end the call, which at most takes 5 minutes.

Yoi masterlist

Yuri (Yurio) Plisetsky masterlist

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Warnings: Swearings, Fluff, Some NSFW

Pronouns: They/Them (Gender-netural)

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SFW

- Alright, this angry Russian may be competitive and sort of a dick, but he’s actually pretty caring

- That’s only after you guys are dating though

- Before you guys are dating, he’s tsundere x453

- Anyway

- He’s actually pretty nice and chill around his s/o

- However, that doesn’t change the fact that he’s insanely cocky

- He’ll often brag about his achievements, but he’ll stop if you ask him to if it’s getting annoying

- I don’t see him huge on PDA, but I don’t really think he’d mind it

- He’ll hold your hand or wrap an arm around you/let you wrap an arm around him in public

- He’s more affectionate in private though

- When he’s not out figure skating, you guys will probably watch netflix and cuddle

- When he’s not busy, his favorite place to be is with you

- You already know when you two are older you guys are going to live in a house full of cats

- He secretly loves it when you do his hair...

- You not-so-secretly love it when you do his hair

- Come on, the guy’s hair is probably so soft

- He’s the prettiest boy ever  😍

- And you always tell him that which often makes him turn all tsundere and blush

- “You’re the prettiest person I’ve ever laid my eyes on...”

- “I am not pretty, (Y/N)!”

- He definitely prefers being the little spoon since he’s such a baby, but he doesn’t mind being the big spoon

- By the way, he will never admit he likes to be the little spoon, that would damage the baby’s ego

- He would 100% teach you the basics of skating if you don’t know how to already

- If you guys were to go skating together and you didn’t know how to skate, he’d holding your hand and help you

- It’s honestly the cutest thing ever!!!

- If he were to be teaching anyone else, he’d become Angry Russian Yuri™

- But with you he’s soft and patient

- Well...as patient as he can be

- Arguments with Yuri can get...special

- He usually tries to keep his cool with you, but if he’s in a bad mood, he’ll become Angry Russian Yuri™ and yell

- If he hurts your feelings, he’ll feel bad and apologize multiple times

- If he ever makes you cry, he’ll get x10 more angry

- Not at you though

- At himself

- Then he’ll apologize and shower you with affection unless you want space

- “(Y/N), I’m so sorry,”

- “You’ve said that seven times, Yuri, it’s fine,”

- Then you guys probably cuddle and watch netflix with his cat sitting in between you guys

- Couple Goals™

- It’s hard for you to anger him, but the quickest way to do it is to call him ‘Yurio’

- “Hey, Yurio,”

- “MY NAME IS NOT YURIO, IT’S YURI! THAT PORT CUTLET BOWL DOESN’T DESERVE MY NAME!”

- “Baby...he’s older than you...and from a different country...”

- He loves you more than almost anything

- When he has to travel for skating, he’ll make sure you can tag along

- If you can’t or don’t want to, he’ll text and call you 24/7

- He’s clingy, but in a cute way

- When it comes to kissing, it really depends on his mood

- If he’s calmer, he’ll usually give you sweet kisses or pecks on the lips

- If he’s angry, he’ll aggressively kiss you and it’ll usually end in a make-out session

- He loves giving his S/O forehead and cheek kisses

- He gets flustered and embarrassed if you kiss him on the nose, he turns red and it’s adorable

- When it comes to jealousy, I see him being pretty possessive

- He 100% trusts you, but it makes him angry when other people are all over you, especially boys

- If a girl is all over you (if you’re into girls) he’ll walk over and glare at the girl and wrap an arm around you or grab your hand

- If it’s a guy on the other hand

- He’ll be ready to throw hands

- Even though he literally cannot fight for the life of him, he’ll still try

- You’ll usually have to tell him not to

- “They’re taken, fuckface, so please kindly FUCK OFF!”

- Then sassily walk away holding your hand

- You find it ridiculous but cute

- He’s supportive of whatever you do and he’ll always be there for you, especially if you have some sort of mental disorder

- He’d do anything for you <3

- Baby just needs and deserves love :(

NSFW

- Okay, let’s be for real

- He’s a bottom/sub 100%

- However, when he’s in one of his angry moods, he can be a top/dom

- Boy’s average, he’s about 5 inches soft, 6 1/2 hard

- He’s not too into bdsm, but he’ll experiment ;)

- He’s pretty vocal

- He has a praising kink 100%

- I mean bby has a huge ego, of course he would

- He doesn’t like being teased, it makes him frustrated very fast

- Low-key loves it when you tug his hair

- Low-key loves tugging your hair

- When it comes to oral, he prefers recieving over giving, but he has no problem giving

- He likes watching his s/o squirm  😳

- When it comes to after care, he’s usually very clingy and just wants to cuddle

- He’ll usually go to sleep right after unless you want to quickly get cleaned up

Conclusion

- He’d be a good boyfriend despite the cockiness, he’d love you and wouldn’t be afraid to show it :)

It took a few years after debuting as a senior and winning gold at the Grand Prix Final for Yurio to admit he had feelings for you.

Delving into his emotional side has never been his strong suit, but when it came to you, you made him feel all kinds of ways. He felt joy, fear, adoration, and jealousy all at once. But he'd never let you know that, not in the many years you'd known each other.

Why?

Because you were [Y/n] Nikiforova, Victor's cherished baby sister.

While you were still a couple years Yurio's senior, you were much closer to his age than your big brother Victor. The man doted on you like you were the sun, moon, and stars. As did the rest of the figure skating world. You were adored by all of his colleagues and friends, including Victor's fiance Yuri Katsuki--who you adored as a brother. You and Chris gossiped and giggled every time you met, Phitchit was your so-called "Instagram husband," and there were few people that could go head-to-head with JJ in energy levels and come out on top.

While you could barely stand on your own two feet on the ice, never having found the talent like Victor had, you were brilliant in your own ways. You were a travel writer and had a strong social media presence. The world loved you, and you'd gained quite the following on Twitter, Instagram, and just about everywhere else. You even had your own YouTube channel.

But it wasn't just who you were related to that made you popular. You had a wicked sense of humor, one that was a bit dark and sarcastic. You also had amazing taste in music, and that was one of the first things you and Yurio bonded over all those years ago. Like your brother, you could be a bit flighty, but you always meant well and loved with your entire being.

This, and more, had Yurio falling head over heels for you. Those feelings only got harder to ignore as he aged, growing into a young adult in tandem with you.

One of those feelings was jealousy. Not only were you very affectionate towards the other senior skaters--Chris, Phitchit, and Yuri especially--you were extremely popular online. The majority of your following was female, but you had a strong male fanbase as well. Everywhere you went, people knew you by name. Since you were often at his skate practices or competitions, Yurio got to see it all up close.

One particular day, after a free-skate event, Yurio was heading off the ice when he saw you surrounded by a small group of fans in the corridor blocking his exit. You were signing autographs and giggling with the girls, smiling charmingly at the boys. It was innocent enough, but it was just enough to make Yurio scoff and remove his skates in a hurry.

"Something got you all hot and bothered, Yurochka?"

Yurio ignored his coach and stormed over to you. You turned and saw him coming, offering a friendly grin as he approached.

"Yurio, hi--!"

Yurio grabs your hand, linking his arm with yours as he begins to retreat back to the private, skater-only areas of the coliseum.

"Sorry, but [Y/n] has plans tonight. Das vadanya!"

You turned, waved to your fans, then turns back to Yurio. You couldn't help the smile that spread across your face at his scowl and protective grasp. You leaned your head onto his shoulder and chuckled.

"You're awfully clingy tonight. Any particular reason why?"

Yurio merely scoffed again.

"No, why would there be?"

"Just wondering is all. You seem bothered, maybe even a little..."

"A little what?"

You shook your head and wrapped your arm through his, grabbing his hand with your other.

"Maybe a little jealous?"

Yurio didn't reply, but a hint of a blush spread across his cheeks. You catch sight of it before the Russian male shakes his head so that his blond hair covers that side of his face.

"Don't be ridiculous."

Leaning up, you press a brief kiss to his hair and watch as the blush underneath deepens to a magenta.

Victor’s sister!Reader and Yuuri - best friends headcanons.

A/N: I’m really really glad I got Yuuri!!on Ice request! I have writer’s block and took me ages but thank you kindly!! 

I’ll start from the beggining of it all, if that’s alright.

You never really control your older brother, you talk a lot and all but Victor is a stubborn child and if he wants to do something, he goes for it. 

Sometimes Victor tended to vanish from earth’s surface just because, so Yakov just rushing into your shared house yelling around and asking for Victor was no surprise.

You offered the coach some tea and told him you’d try to call him. 

At first he didn’t pick up, he was taking a flight to Japan after all.

He called you back after he landed, and it was...you know, long. 

Of course you were worried, but you tried not to get paranoid.

You yelled at your brother for flying to some other country and not even telling you beforehand, for worrying you, etc.

“Oh I’m sorry, [Y/N]! It was a sudden idea! You remember this video with-”

“Yes, Victor, I remember, you were really excited with that one performance. He just copied you, didn’t he-”

“ I’m in Japan! I’ve decide I’ll be his coach. Don’t tell anyone, I don’t want this information spread right away.”

“ VICTOR WHAT-” 

You were kinda sad, since his carreer was...a big deal. Throwing it like that was risky, but if that’s what he wanted...

No matter how much you’d love to follow your brother and be a part of everything, you have your own life and tasks, and you cannot throw everything beside just like that. 

You knew of Yuuri as much as you saw on the internet and TV, so nothing personal, really. 

When you saw legendary kiss on the TV, you spammed Victor’s messages for him to call you right away, since, you know, HE KISSED A GUY ON LIVE AND HE NEVER TOLD YOU HE LIKES SOMEONE???

You had a big talk over the phone, and you told him you supported and will support his all decisions ever made, so he doesn’t have to worry. “It’s just like you never told me and I get to see it with the world on Live?!” 

You couldn’t wait to get to know this boy! He had to be special to wrap Victor around his little finger. 

And you weren’t wrong. 

When you met him you already felt that you’re going to be best of buddies. And honest ones!

All “friends” you ever had were fake, since they all wanted to get close to you to get to know Victor. Which really sucked. 

But when you told him “I hope we get along” when you first met you never really thought you’ll get THIS close. 

Yuuri had his own confidence and such, so he reached out to your lonely soul first. 

And you took the opportunity and caught his hand he reached to you. 

It was a slow process, really? 

But it was worth everything. It really was.

You understood why Victor wanted to try and help him, he’s really an amazing person with great talent. He’s a big inspiration.

He inspires you to dream and achieve the wildest of them. 

He and Victor supported you with everything you’d love to achieve.

And same goes to you, you support their decisions and ideas everytime, any way you can. 

There are some things Yuuri can’t speak about with you, same goes to you with him. Victor is a little shield of silence with some topics. For example: You cannot talk out the arguementation( with Victor) with Yuuri since he’s his boyfriend and it might be awkward. 

Yuuri is better than that and can fugure out who was right and who was not, but when you say you don’t want to risk it, he won’t make you. 

But any other problems are good to go! You can keep each other’s secrets. 

From Yuuri you have a chance to meet some other friends of his, Like Phichit!