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((In most, if not  every, person, their heart sits in the center of their chest. But when you feel your own heartbeat, you place your hand on the left side of chest right? I’m no doctor, but if i had to take a guess, it would be because most of the heart’s mass actually leans a little bit to the left side of your chest. As a result of Lalna’s emergency heart surgery, Zoey now has a condition known as “dextrocardia”, which is when a person’s heart actually leans more to the right. The biggest moment i can think of where this was actually important in a work of fiction was in Metal Gear Solid 2, where a certain character actually avoids a fatal gunshot wound due to the killer not knowing their heart leaned to the right instead of the left.

((A few years ago, Xephos was killed in a horribly botched rescue mission by Honeydew, his best friend. The only reason Xephos was able to survive was due to Lalna’s timely emergency field surgery, but Xephos died that night, leaving only X.

Cut to years later, where Rythian confronts X on a rooftop after chasing him. He gives X a choice to stand down, but when he refuses, Rythian attacks- he underestimated X, who countered his attack effortlessly, and is left to die after X takes his Ender eye, which takes away Rythian’s ability to teleport.

Later, after making a recovery, Rythian is making a grocery run when he is confronted by DoG, the most powerful villain in the city, and sort of Rythian’s clone father. They exchange words, and DoG makes it clear he wants Rythian back to perform some more experiments– he is kidnapped by DoG, LAL, and Kim, after ultimately losing a fight against them all.

Miniata (Zoey) pleads with the Superyogs to investigate his disappearance– this requires effort because Rythian’s take-no-prisoners approach clashes with the Superyogs ethics of crime fighting. Nonetheless, they help Zoey because she is a good friend and a good partner.

The investigation turns up a chunk of LAL’s arm, which Zoey uses to track down Rythian. The trail leads to one of the arm’s last known whereabouts, which Zoey assumes will be DoG’s hideout and where Rythian is. It actually leads to X’s hideout, where she meets “X”. which is actually Smiffy in disguise. Following X’s orders, he helps lead Zoey to DoG’s base and essentially gives back Rythian’s eye.

Zoey finds DoG’s base, where underground, he has Creepers and Endermen in pods. She hacks into their control panel to allow herself remote access, and then finds Rythian. She gives him his eye and they prepare to leave, but are ambushed by DoG. The Superyogs intervene, after following Zoey in secret, and after a fight with DoG, it is revealed that Sjinergy has powers derived from DoG, and therefore they are both immune to harm from each other’s powers. Zoey unleashes the mobs on DoG, which distracts him, and Sjinergy uses the rubble caused by the creeper explosions to encase DoG in a temporary prison, giving the Supers time to escape. The supers concede Rythian is on the side of good, and therefore a friend.

Meanwhile, Parv is training to be a bloodmage with Strife, the last Angel of the Aether who has fallen to the nether after banishment and killed all the angels in retaliation. Parv attempts to rob a jewlery store on Halloween, but Kirin Dave and Lying attempt to assassinate him, because KD abhors other mages and believes magical balance requires him to be the only mage around. It turns out that Strife is not the last angel, but one of two, the other being KD, who was banished before Strife for inventing magic in the Aether. Their assassination attempt fails when Strife, who is stronger and scarier, intervenes to save Parv.

Later, X hires a supervillain to kill Sjinergy, knowing he would fail, as he knows that Sjinergy is an unstable time bomb of borrowed power from DoG. He anticipates Sjin will murder the supervillain in overkill and have an existential crisis about who he is and how he should use his powers. Sjin reaches out to the only person who can help him- DoG. DoG convinces Sjin to be his patsy for a murder he committed, so that Sjin can be legally banished to the Forbidden Sands, in exchange for DoG teaching him the secrets to controlling his power.

X, Sips, and Lomadia visit Sjin in prison, and X convinces Sjin to allow him to be his lawyer and get him a not guilty verdict, in defiance of DoG, by telling Sjin about how DoG’s secrets about Sjin’s powers actually apply to DoG and that DoG was lying.

X succeeds in getting Sjin a not guilty by hiring a super villain to attack the court, knowing the jury and judge would ask Sjinergy to save them and show his innocence. At the same time, he conspired with Bebop, DoG’s assistant, to release LAL and Kim, knowing it would completely drop DoG’s guard and basically defeat him, to know that he had been betrayed by his most trusted followers. The mayor reveals his powers in court in a fit of rage, but contrary to what X expected, people were more impressed by his powers then scared or convinced that the mayor was DoG. Despite the disappointing reveal, DoG went into hiding, killing Bebop by destroying his preserved and functioning brain.

The supers throw a party to celebrate Sjin’s innocence, but he is still depressed and thinking about how he’s used his powers to hurt people more than help, and banishes himself to the Forbidden Sands anyway, to attempt to get rid of all the anger and rage that DoG planted inside of him. This causes a major blow to Sips, his best friend, as simultaneously to Sjin’s disappearance, Sips’ bankruptcy of Sipsco is finalized, and he loses his business, where it is acquired by Strife.

As this is happening, we see X has begun a systematic assassination of heroes. Lomadia has a crush on the mayor due to being impressed by his powers, failing to realize he is DoG. Kim and LAL have returned to live with Rythian and Zoey– LAL loses his robotic arm, but is happier for it. Parv kills a man dying in a hospital bed, believing in a blood induced frenzy that he was trying to perform a healing spell. The man turns out to be Nilesy’s only living relative, his grandfather. Nilesy swears revenge on the bloody murderer who ruined his life, completely unaware that it was his best friend– Parv in the meantime is also unaware that he has killed Nilesy’s grandfather, but he has a feeling that there is something horribly wrong between him and his friend.

Coming home, after getting the strongest liquour he could get, Sips is surprised to find Lying is in his room. Lying teleports him to the Minecraft Tekkit universe, where he meets an alternate universe version of Sjin, who is basically a maniacal despot who wants to rule the world through fear. After what seemed like a utopia turns out to be a nightmare, Sips flees from Sjin, only to be zapped by lightning. It turns out the lightning was struck by KD, who used it bring Sips back into the real world, because KD is responsible for Sips’ powers.