Jan 12
“Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth.”
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“Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth.”
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Lovecraft absolutely did not intend it like this but for me the real horror in The Dunwich Horror isn't encountering Wilbur Whately. It's being Wilbur Whately.
You and your brother are the special children of a special father. This your mother and grandfather assure you. You have no friends growing up. You do not look like other children. You must cover your strangeness. Your brother is not allowed to go out at all.
You climb the hill to try to talk to your father. Your mother did this once, and he came. You want to meet your father. You climb the hill often. He never talks back.
But there has to be a way, right? It's not that your dad isn't listening. It's just that you need the right way to talk to him, to make sure he'll hear (you try not to think about how if your mother could do it, surely you could do it too? without the spells?)
You just need to find the right way to talk to him. Your father's good with travel. You and your brother can go somewhere you won't be freaks of nauture. You just have to find the right way to talk to your dad. Because it's not that he isn't listening, right?
Inspired by a joke on this blog, original credits to @mujin-fanartist and @criaturabarroaltense
If Yog-Sothoth is the Key and the Gate, does that mean Yog-Sothoth has both a "key" and a "gate?"
Cooking up a Malevolent OC who has a forgotten one of Yog-Sothoth in their head. It gives them information on the supernatural, probably some, sort of vanguard. They call it Yogith.
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Tbh my personal interpretation of the Cthulhu Mythos is as much comedy as it is cosmic horror. The horrors of existence persist but much of the "terrors too awful to perceive" are more a case of closed minded and racist unreliable narrators than anything. Do you really trust the judgement of someone who thinks penguins are grotesque and unnatural? I wouldn't. Knowledge given directly from Nyarlathotep or Yog-Sothoth? Yeah. Nyarlathotep is an extraterrestrial conman who is essentially doing the equivalent of magic tricks to confuse puppies then taking credit for human inventions retroactively ancient aliens style. Nyarlathotep is a weeaboo for Ancient Egypt. Yog-Sothoth is high off its incomprehensible ass all the time. A shoggoth is an outdoor cat. A ghoul is an off leash dog. Richard Upton Pickman is a furry. It is more cosmically silly than anything else, you understand?
Kayne: Oh, poor Charlie! No one wants you. Not for you, of course. Hastur wanted you to find ol' Johnny boy. And I...well, you're fun and all, but you're just a fill in for Artie!
Noel: Oh, I don't mind. You don't want me, send me back to New York.
Kayne: (tsks) No! No, no, no, no! That wouldn't do! You'd just be lonely. I know! What you need is someone who wants you for you. Someone who can care for you while I'm gone.
Noel: What do you-
Kayne: (snaps) I know just the thing! My nephew! Doesn't get out much. Likes to spend his time lurking in thresholds. I think you'll get along well.
Noel: Wait, what are you-
Kayne: Tell Yog-Sothoth I said hi! (Snaps, sending Noel to the Threshold)
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