#yk0lb

playing yakuza 0 is wish fulfillment because it embodies the spirit of ‘oh shit I have to protect women [runs into incomming traffic]’ I’m having a grand time with saki’s substory and telling her people care about her and also beating up anyone who tries to start shit with her

also because of the fucking. real estate minigame wait time, while playing yakuza zero I also. did some dishes. folded laundry. got my bedsheets sorted out and got the cover on the duvet. thanks, yakuza...?

I guess I gotta see how majima is in the next few games but it’s kind of hilarious how he’s had to be A Respectable Businessman for an entire year and the second he’s free he just goes. finally! time to get fucking unhinged. goes from wearing a suit every day to immediately swapping to a snakeskin jacket with his tits out 24/7.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I AM ABSOLUTELY EATING UP THIS DRAMA

why are the minigames in yakuza 0 so extra. it’s all like learn shogi. learn majong. calculate the precise angle and force required to successfully hit this baseball. fuck you.

yakuza is a fun game because sometimes a guy just goes like hey you! let’s talk about taxation policies!