Cassie: ykw my new years resolution is for my boyfriend to get a boyfriend
Tim: It's July.
Kon: I- what. I'm not gay??
Bart: I dunno man. If your girlfriend decides it that's pretty much canon.
Cissie: Bart what the actual fuck are you talking about
Cassie: and my second new years resolution is to get a girlfriend
Kon: wh— you're dating me?? You- I'm not gay! Are you gay?! Cassie???
Tim: if it matters I'd probably be a good third.
Cissie: yeah me too, we could be a polycule actually
Kon: what. What the hell.
Bart: polycules are too much work guys, you have to get so many presents on Valentine's Day.
Tim: and when have you been in a polycule?
Bart: yesterday, duh, keep up
Kon: ???















