#yikes..

im so smart

Matilda: How the fuck is it heartless? It’s literally the opposite. Sam: People giving up their kids for money seems pretty cruel to me. Matilda: That’s the worst way of putting it. Sam: Don’t get arsey about it! You wanted my opinion. Matilda: Yeah, ‘cause I didn’t think it would be so stupid. Sam: It’d make sense if it were someone else’s egg n’ stuff, y’know? They can do that these days. [Matilda rolls her eyes] Sam: They can! Also.. what if the mom changes her mind but keeps the money? Matilda: You’re such an idiot. Sam: I don’t know why you brought it up if you were just gonna get mad at me-.. wait, you’re not thinking about doing it for money, are you? Matilda: Are you fucking kidding me? Sam: What?! I know you’ve been struggling for cash, but-.. Matilda: I was thinking about suggesting it to Ivan, for free. Sam: You can’t do that! Matilda: Uh, why not? Sam: It’d be weird! You don’t even want kids, right? Like.. it’d always be around. Matilda: Just because I don’t want ‘em doesn’t mean I can’t produce one for someone else. Sam: It still counts-.. n’ what if they change their mind? You could end up stuck with it… Matilda: [scoffs] That’s not gonna happen. Sam: It might? I think you’d regret it. Matilda: Why’re you tryna talk me out of doing something selfless for once? You’re always banging on about how selfish I am. Sam: I just don’t think pregnancy would-… Sam: I was gonna say be easy-.. don’t storm off! Matilda: I wasn’t asking for your permission, by the way. Sam: Woah, woah.. wait! Matilda: I’m done with this conversation. Sam: Think about it for a while at least… Matilda: I already have. Sam: Bullshit! You can’t just decide something like this overnight. Matilda: Watch me. Sam: Tilly-… Matilda: Do you own my womb? Sam: Obviously not. Matilda: Then shut the fuck up.