I'm imagining the holy ghost being laid off for redundancy.... tough break
we simply canāt afford a three-part god figure, not in this economy
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I'm imagining the holy ghost being laid off for redundancy.... tough break
we simply canāt afford a three-part god figure, not in this economy

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Post the last line of your most recent wip and tag as many authors as words in the line (obviously, you donāt have to do this if you donāt want to).Ā
So... Iām very much not really a writer so I have a CR WIPs document I havenāt touched since November with everything scrambled together and I have no idea what the most recent line Iād written was, so enjoy several differentĀ ālast linesā from different things I have (tbh this was a fun exercise for me to reflect on stuff I havenāt looked at in months so thx)
āI suppose you havenāt had a chance to come introduce yourself to us at the Zauber Spire?ā
Beau squinted at them from across the room but couldnāt tell if anything was off.
Caleb scoffed, and four globules of light flared right in the eyes of four of the mages, making them all flinch.
Flirty Caleb is dangerous.Ā
That last one is thrown in there 100% as me cheating so I only have to tag 4 people but hey I didĀ write that and it isĀ at the end of a thing. ;) ;) ;) (also yes, I openly admit to being heavilyĀ Caleb-biased in my fic-related thoughtsĀ š)
Tagging @mithrilwren @yfere @lillianmmalter @littlereyofsunlight (crossing fandoms!!! ayyy!!!)
Happy birthday! šššš
thank... u......
every time you say "nuance," it brightens my day. I really like your voice in this fandom, I think you're an insightful and levelheaded person
* casually screams * iām just s - iām just sitting here, thinkinā the same about you, friend! <3Ā plus if i say it enough times, to myself, itāll remind my brain to BE nuanced, instead of my first instinct, which is to go ape-shit.Ā
to @yfereĀ who always has really cool insights and writes absolutely /fantastic/ meta, along with being a super welcoming and friendly member of the critter community :)
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yfere replied to your post: Fjord why did you run up to it, youāll take...
He still has 2 EDātheyās go up if he leveled in warlock but he leveled in paladin
Cantrips get upgrated on characterĀ level, not classĀ level. Fjord may be a level 9 warlock and a level 2 paladin, but in total heās a level 11 character. At level 11, eldritch blast fires three beams.
@yfere donāt mind if i do!!
i started out wanting to make a party for a bunch of college kids, aka: a game someone could feasibly miss out on occasionally or do homework during
so i came up with the warlock competition!!everyone starts with four levels of another class and one level of warlock, with their patron undecided. they arrive at a big mountain city built entirely around this yearly competition called bitterās nest, where the hotels and shops are all subsisting on the tourism and give discounts to contestants
during the three days before the first round, everyone is basically racing to court the patron theyāre most interested in and to find a partner for the first round. if you succesfully court a patron, theyāll sponsor you for the round and you get their subclass/some potential additional benefits like items. thereās a patron for each warlock subclass:
- insfvel: the archfey and encumbent. theyāre tall and spidery and strangely colorless for an archfey, and their skin seems to shift between blue-white and pale pink. their champion won last year, but something went wrong and they seem especially distant and cold towards contestants this year. they have a big snake with iridescent scales they keep coiled around their neck. (they/he)
-adsteris: the fiend. they look most like a red tiefling, and have huge curly ram-style horns with a bunch of gold bands they tend to give as gifts to champions. they have big wings and a tail they lash around when theyāre anxious, and as written in my notes, ābig cat vibes. has been known to chatter at birds.ā (they/he)
-Ʀlthow: the celestial and current host. theyāre bald, dark skinned with little white flecks that look like stars and blank white eyes. when they make public appearances, theyāre always wearing the same tuxedo. incredibly nervous to be hosting the game this year and feels really separated from the other patrons, determined to do a good job but so anxious they almost ruin it anyway. (they/them)
-diane: the hexblade. appears as a beautiful woman with long wavy brown hair, always holding a wine glass and inexplicably wearing heels no matter the outfit. has been alive and a wine aunt for so long itās essentially impossible for her to get drunk, often hosts all the patrons at her home (and loves the attention of having contestants try to win her favor). when a champion of hers wins, she changes her symbol to their favored weapon, and will always tell the story of her favorite champion, who won with a sling, if you let her. (she/her)
-iblis: the undying. the newest patron, recently completed the process of becoming a lich. appears as a young girl with gray skin and long messy hair braided with dried flowers. the most taciturn, sheās native to the city and lives in her familyās manor in the graveyard, tending to their catacombs underneath the house. does not take kindly to trespassers. (she/her)
-lillyg: the lurker in the deep. a robed figure with a hood obscuring their face except for a single glowing yellow eye and what look like catfish whiskers. one of the oldest patrons, lives in a house built like a simple white cube with a rooftop aquatic garden, where water spills over the sides into a moat around the property full of very creepy-looking fish. best friends with the great old one, mother. (they/he)
-mother: the great old one and oldest patron. appears as an elderly woman with dark, red-tinted skin and frizzy white hair, wearing loose, draping clothing and carrying a staff. very maternal towards some of the other patrons, but mostly spends time with lillyg. (she/her)
-??????? ?????: stories tell of another patronā the true patron of the city itself, but itās a secret only the cityās warforged and constructs seem to know, and to guard carefully. records of mysterious interference in competition events date back decades. thereās a small, often empty temple on the cityās lowest level, containing a strange statue facing the far wall.
for the first round of competition the contestants are paired off for two fights, against both of the monsters given to their patrons as a gift by another patron. depending on their success, they win a certain amount of money and can choose to level up in either their major class or to stay with their current patron and take another level in warlock.
each monster can serve as a clue for the relationship between patrons, and very serendipitously, one group was both the celestial and the fiend, and the celestialās monster was a gift for the fiend. i read a letter from each patron to the next after the fight.
the benefits of staying with a certain patron stack with each round, but having a certain patron will have specific advantages and disadvantages in different events. contestants can also change partners in between rounds.
itās working out really well so far, and i think everyoneās been enjoying it!! each fight is only two people and me, so thereās a lot of downtime to do homework and just watch someone else get their ass kicked by a giant magic flying snake or a goliath called the executioner or a magnetic marsh that erodes your armor and weapons and makes its own weapons out of the particles.
"Journeyman by Iron Maiden, on the harp" by MaggicMcG on Youtube for cr songs.... I liked both the song with the lyrics, the band name, and especially this harp rendition for Yasha
Oh this is just... so gorgeous. Exactly what I think Jesterās fictional band about Yasha would actually be like. I want to listen to it forever, itās so emotive.
I love the lyrics of the original for Yasha, too. Like, this is just beautiful for her looking back on her life, wondering if the darkness has shrouded her few happy memories:
āAnd the fragment remains of our memories/ And the shadows we made with our hands/ Deep grey, came to mourn/ All the colours of the dawnā
But thereās a hope for renewal, there, if sheās strong enough to break her chains:
āIn your life you may choose desolation/ And the shadows you build with your hand/ If you turn to the light/ That is burning in the night/ Then your journeyman's day has begunā
Come yell at me about songs that remind you of Critical Role ā but please note that thereās a long delay in responses! (Playlist | song spreadsheet & masterlist by disasterhumans | CR music tag)