Week 12 Recs: Simple Pleasures
Week 12's theme was "Simple Pleasures," or PWPs. Whether you think it stands for "Plot? What plot?" or "Porn without Plot," the point is these are all short (or short enough) and smutty.
Behind the cut, you'll find the recs gathered from the Yeehan community. These are all rated Explicit this week, so they're organized alphabetically by title.
A little bit scandalous, but, baby, don't let them see it by doctorziegler [4,843 words]
There are some things that Hanzo wants kept under lock and key.
A Picture In Blue by Hoodedscarlet [4,835 words]
The mission was nothing to write home about on the surface; some casino in Monaco with corrupt Talon agents and blood money on their hands. Jesse knew that they'd have to dress the part to even get in the door; nice clothes, good hair, the regular works to blend in among the rich.
But he hadn't expected this - Hanzo walking out dressed up like he owned the place, hair slicked back and suit immaculately fitted. He looked good enough for McCree to sink to his knees in awe - and with him down there, looking at Hanzo with doe eyes, both of them had some ideas for how they should spend the time before the mission...
all the better to eat you with (my dear) by Hoodedscarlet [12,798 words]
An assassin specialises in disappearing into the shadows, making himself one with the quiet and the unknown. But one can become too good at slipping into the darkness - and when McCree realises that perhaps this time Hanzo hadn't planned for this it's too late to save him. When Overwatch get a note with a location and the words 'Come get him' , they have to go and save their friend - and the man that McCree meets is not entirely the same one he remembers.
Bend Over, I'll Drive by millenial_falcon [4,407 words]
Twenty-four hours ago they had been discretely sniffing around LumĆ©riCoās newest installation, playing the part of road-trippers laying over in town for a couple of days. Now, Cassidy is driving to beat the devil, with Hanzo pressed warm and solid against his side.
Blowing Off Steam by FanficsbyVe [4,654 words]
After a rotten day, McCree finds an unexpected visit by Hanzo makes everything better. One-shot.
Bounty by orphan_account [4,853 words]
āI know a great deal of things about you... A common criminal who gained status on merit of his skill. A former Blackwatch operative. A competent mercenary. You have impressed me, but there remains one thing I have not figured out yet... Do you like men, Jesse McCree?ā
McCree and Hanzo have worked together on more than one occasion and Hanzo proposes a mutually beneficial 'arrangement'.
But I Don't Have No Money by dicktrickle [9,676 words] Reccer comment: "hanzo wrecks his car and gets himself wrecked in turn"
Hanzo was stranded in the desert, his car stuck in the only shop for 50 miles. Without his wallet.
He was going to kill Genji. But not before paying the rugged mechanic for his services with the clothes off his back.
Difficult Men by motorghost [10,378 words] Reccer 1 comment: "PLS READ THIS ONE RN (but mind the tags)"
Reccer 2 comment: "Not just a favorite PWP, but one of my fave Yeehan fics overall."
A newer, smaller Overwatch has just had their first victory and Cole's going to celebrate the only way he knows how: with questionable substances, unsavory characters and maybe inadvisable deeds.
Dim City Glow by Interrobang [6,485 words] Reccer comment: "I know we're focusing on the smut, but I truly adore the lived in feeling of the relationships Interrobang writes WITH their great smut."
Hanzo steps away from a party for a breath of fresh air, but McCree is more than distracting enough to keep Hanzo from gathering his thoughts.
Good thing Hanzo doesn't need to think much for this anyway.
Dying Grass Moon by motorghost [7,774 words]
The hunter Cole Cassidy finds a creature in the forest who needs his help. Clearly the giant white wolf isn't from around here, but it's dangerous to pry into a spirit's affairs.
Freebie by robocryptid [2,945 words]
Cole's thoughts are a dull buzz. Foggy, clouded with need. Heās aching inside, hot and softening up, and Shimada⦠Fuck Shimada.
Probably never had to work to get laid. Just shows up. Claims no presumptions, but why the fuck was heĀ there,Ā then? Thatās all it takes. All he has to do. Now heās in Coleās head.
Giving a Finger by hunahuna_un [10,487 words] Reccer comment: "I'll also toss in one of mine, bc we all need more cowboy with oral fixation~"
The intel mission about the Null Sector goes sideways so Hanzo and Jesse are forced to retreat into a safe house. Little did they know how Jesseās nicotine withdrawals would test their patience.
He only gave a finger...
heron by cowboyflesh (cowboymeat),Ā G0REPUP [4,905 words] Reccer comment: "no one knows who's the hunter and who's the hunted"
McCree scavenges, picks up what he can; opportunistic. Heās been around quite a bit and isnāt one to settle down.Ā
Hanzo hunts. Unassuming, poised as demure and uptight, something to be taken apart and ruined and not the other way around.
Allowing the gunslinger's broad palm to slip into his kimono, Hanzo turns and looks up at him with practiced pleasantry. A soft smile, toothless and submissive, as McCreeās eyes narrow at him. He grins hungrily, the lingering laughter still left on his lips as his attention is taken by the archerās act.
āGettinā to be late, why donāt we take this back to my quarters?ā McCree drawls, soft and smooth as can be as he massages Hanzoās shoulder, sweetening the deal.
I got this fever, fever burning inside by CourtneyCourtney [11,300 words]
Hanzo has heard stories of this 'weapon', the most lurid tales courtesy of McCree, naturally. A libido accelerant Talon injects intravenously, giving its victims the option of mauling a stranger for sexual release, forcing themselves on a teammate and ruining any trust built between the two, or - to quote Jesse's turn of phrase - dying of "blue balls."
In other words, not a way for someone like Jesse McCree to go. Not if Hanzo is determined to help. It would be a shame to lose a colleague as altruistic and reliable as McCree to a weapon so primitive.
If he has to choke out the voice at the back of his mind questioning his own altruism in performing this act, then so be it.
(or, McCree gets sex pollened by Talon, and Hanzo helps him out the way any good friend would (Really. Stop gagging, Genji.))
Imagination Infatuation by Partymeowth [9,117 words] Reccer comment: "steaming hot phone sex"
After many, many years of having crushes heās forbidden from acting upon, Hanzo's used to relying on his imagination to make up for the absence of anything concrete.
Infatuation by ChillieBean [2,131 words]
Cole was jogging on the treadmill, and ten minutes in he removed his shirt. Hanzo did not think anything of it at the time, it is nothing he had not seen before, but when he stole a glance a few minutes later, he could not tear his eyes away.
While Cole was intently focused on his workout and completely oblivious to Hanzoās leering, with his gloriously hairy, muscled chest and trim waist on show, Hanzo noticed that his pecs were bouncing with each step.
Bouncing.Ā That is a testament to just how fit he is for someone who drinks, smokes and eats the greasiest food he can get his hands on. He has pecs. They bounce. And Hanzo needs them.
It Will Come Back by CorvidFightClub [3,434 words]
McCree and Hanzo are captured by a gang somewhere in the American Midwest after a mission. The situation becomes more dire when Hanzo finds out the gang isnāt the only thing he has to worry about.
Known by vaguely_concerned [1,217 words] Reccer comment: "slow and sweet sex"
Just some happy sex.
Love and Comfort in Gibraltar by ChillieBean [2,879 words]
Hanzo pulls his hand away from that scar and moves his hand back up to rest his hand in the middle of his chest, skipping the same two scars like he always does. Cole doesnāt mind honestly, Hanzo knows his story, he knows why theyāre there. Itās not like theyāre not that easy to see these days with the hair thatās covering his chest now, but Hanzoās always been careful to avoid touching them.
Cole thinks about telling their story, weighing up the option of giving Hanzo the distraction or just comforting him in silence. Hanzo knows the story of every other scar on his body, what they make Cole feel when he looks at them.
He thinks again about the trust Hanzo has in him, and decides itās time.
āI ever tell you about the other two scars?ā
Mile High Noon by motorghost [7,055 words]
Two late-thirties bounty hunters break some minor sky-laws.
Nantaimori by ChillieBean [15,403 words]
It had been months in the making, and it was supposed to be a straightforward night: Be Hanzo Shimada's personal waiter, gather intel on a potential partnership with a neighbouring clan, get out without making any waves.
Cole's plans come to a crashing halt when he is asked instead to be the nantaimoriāto lie naked for the duration of the meeting while Hanzo eats sushi off him.
Only You Can Cool My Desire by robocryptid [4,202 words] Reccer comment: "cuddling for warmth, my favorite trope and just for me!"
Tasked with cataloging Overwatch assets, Cole and Hanzo spend the night in one safehouse. This one's supposed to be well-equipped, but it's cold as hell and the tiny space heater just isn't suited to the task.
Pine Woods by coinin [14,659 words] Reccer comment: "'Pine Woods' because cozy cabin! And snow!"
After a mission goes awry, Cassidy and Hanzo are forced to flee into the Finnish wilderness. Will they find shelter before they freeze to death? And more importantly, what are they going to do to stave off boredom if they do find safety?
Poker Face by Cadeykat [28,383 words]
āShark, my ass. Man cleared out $60,000 at the first table he played at.ā
Hanzo shrugs, silently delighting in how Daniel sucks in a bracing breath at his nonchalance. Oh, he loves riling him up. Serves him right for calling him in on his day off. āSo? Thatās not entirely uncommon. Perhaps heās just good at poker.ā
āHeās won almost $250 grand over the last four days.ā
Oh.
This is going to be fun.
Say My Name by ChillieBean [9,448 words] Reccer comment: "spite fucking in the most delicious way possible"
Things have been good. Better than Cole thought when he first reluctantly signed up. There wasn't a problem this new team couldn't solve, they gelled together like they have been working together for years.
And things had been good, right until Genji invited his brother to join them.
Cole hadnāt really factored in just how angry seeing Hanzoās stupid smug face made him. Heās sure the stick up Hanzoās ass has a stick up its ass. And the shitty part of it all is that Hanzo hasnāt done anything since joining to warrant his anger. Hanzoās polite, he keeps to himself most of the time, and in group settings, he gets along with everyone.
Yet, all Cole can see when he lays his eyes on him is the carnage done by his hands; Genjiās bloodied body gasping for air.
Shoot to Kill by robocryptid [2,963 words] Reccer comment: "Cupid Hanzo Cupid Hanzo Cupid Hanzo"
Cole convinces Hanzo that Overwatch's Valentine's Day party is a costume party. It's supposed to be a light hazing, a way to welcome Hanzo into the fold. He doesn't expect it to backfire quite so spectacularly.
Slip of the Tongue by robocryptid [5,840 words] Reccer 1 comment: "some of thee dirtiest dirty talk I've had the pleasure to read"
Reccer 2 comment: "Cassidy's weaponised voice results in accidental phone sex"
This was meant to be Cassidyās job. He did the research, studied the blueprints, laid out the plan. Two nights before he hoped to depart, he broke his leg from a nasty fall. If Hanzo didnāt take over, Cassidy would lose the opportunity entirely. The compromise was simple: Hanzo would do the work on his behalf, but Cassidy would not have to relinquish full control. Instead he remained connected by a standard Overwatch communicator and a minuscule camera.
Hanzo offered of his own free will. He chose this. His only regret is that Cassidy seems incapable of giving instructions that donāt sound like innuendo.
Soothe the Itch by fishpoets [2,650 words]
Jesse wakes restless and irritated, with an insistent urge to clamp something between his lips. Maybe Hanzo can help.
sparring gone sexy by Dio Almark (dancingassassin) [9,659 words]
Hanzo thought that inviting Jesse McCree to be his sparring and training partner had been a good idea. At least at first. They were both mercenaries, training together would keep them at the top of their game. That was all well and good, but then Hanzo had to go and fall for the cowboy.
Truth or Dare: Loophole by thtzwhatuthink [1,213 words] Reccer comment: "a simple, short, but very dirty truth-or-dare situation"
āI dare you to tell McCree all the dirty things you would do to him if given the chanceāright now, and out loud.ā Hanzo is unfazed by the dare; he is a man of few words in casual conversation, and of even fewer in work settings. When Hanzo smirks, Genjiās smug grin falters a little. He found a loophole.
Truth or Dare: Piercings by thtzwhatuthink [5,610 words]
Playing Poker while a game of Truth or Dare goes on in the same room will inevitably get a certain Cowboy involved in a rather pleasing predicament. Especially with the help of some good ol' brotherly bickering about... inappropriate piercings.
Truth or Dare: Thongs by thtzwhatuthink [5,446 words]
Leave it to Genji to dare Tracer to get her underwear drawer from her room and set it down in the middle of the truth or dare circle. Resident Cowboy is dared to put a thong on, and he's not the only one. In fact, the thongs are merely a catalyst for what Hanzo gets himself into tonight.
what ails you by motorghost [4,858 words] Reccer 1 comment: "Hanzo gets injured and Cole visits him in the hospital. Very hot, great dirty talk."
Reccer 2 comment: "lives rent-free in my head"
A bad injury puts Hanzo in the medbay for a week. Cole pays him a visit in the night.
Wolf by Phylix [3,946 words]
Hanzo awakens in the night to see Jesse needy and asleep. He takes matters into his own hands.
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And that's a wrap on the Week 12 recs! Thank you so much to everyone who submitted a recommendation.
If you happen to find a fic you love using this rec list, be sure to leave the author kudos and a comment! Even "I found this fic because someone recced it" is a lovely thing to say.
Keep an eye out for next week's theme: "It's About the Yearning," or all the pining your heart can stand.
In the meantime, you can also check out the Week 11 recs here, or check the full list of past and future themes here.











