what’s UP lads it’s time for FRIENDSHIP (or not)
Relationship Call: Barry Bluejeans
OK !!!! so if you like this post, you can expect:
me sendin’ you a Message on the Internet to talk about what kinda relationship you’re thinkin’ of
me sending you More Memes come friday
THREADS???? i can do An Starter, probably
“ah, but joth, what kind of relationships can one Have, with this jeans man” GLAD YOU ASKED
FRIENDS???
this man’s a big fan of science, and particularly the science of magic! if your character’s a Fuckin’ Nerd, you’ve already got a leg up! that said, though, he’s a very friendly guy to anyone, and is generally cool if you’ve got Anywhere Near Decent Morals.
WANT A DAD???
he’ll be your dad! he’ll be anyone’s dad!! he’ll be his own dad!!! maybe not that last one. dude’s got a hell of a lot of life experience, and also death experience, and he’s happy to share it.
R...ROMANCE???
he’s married, but in a poly/open relationship! his wife has a wife. THAT SAID, i personally do Not specialize in writing romance, so this would be pretty selective/unlikely! (he also took nearly 50 whole years to even date his wife in canon, so uh, he’s a slowburner.) but you can certainly let me know if you’re interested, and we can see what happens!
ENEMIES???
while he’s certainly capable of friendly networking with, uhh, Unsavory Folks, there are a few lines that you cannot cross! particularly, doing anything Real Bad to anyone in his family... will, uh, get you a very angry wizard.
FELLOW UNDEAD???
that’s right! not only is he a necromancer, he’s also a lich! what are you, a skeleton? a ghost? love that! he’s gonna be intrigued.
SOMETHING ELSE???
barry is no stranger to various forms of found family, and like i said, he’s a generally nice guy. but he’s also fairly skilled at a range of things! you wanna spar? you wanna exchange knowledge of different languages? got some other idea in mind? i’d love to hear it!!!
