Xue yang: hey morning guys. Now pay up.
Mingjue: bold of you! Take it.
Su she: just take the candy.
Before you start throwing a tantrum.
Mo xuanyu: *hands him candy*
Yao: here Chengmei.
Xue yang: thank you, Jiggybun!
Yao: and I'm paying for A-ling too.
Jinling: thanks xiao shushu!!
Jingyi: so childish.
Xue yang: *reaches into Jingys pouch, then snatched a few sweets*
Jingyi: heyy!! That's assault!
Xue yang: Noo. It's A-Sugar.
Mingjue: oh my god *tensely massages forehead*
Sizhui: here you go, Xue laoshi.
Xichen: here.
Xue yang: thank you everyone! Now to piss off Dage.
Mingjue: why? You very presence pisses me off.
Xue yang: but I should do it some more right! *grin*
Xue yang: Dage do you shave? Are you and Lan Lips a thing?
Mingjue: don't make me knock you out!
Xue yang: woww. Dage. That's kinda cute.
Mingjue: *becoming furious*
Yao: Dage, forgive Chengmei. He's a mischievous person.
Mingjue: YOU KEEP PROTECTING HIM!!!
Mingjue: and xue yang, why do you keep saying that xichen is in trouble.
Xue yang: I didn't say that he was in trouble this time. I said that he was horribly drunk and needed help.
Xichen: I was what??
Su she: lol!
Xue yang: then why did you stay once again, Dage? You're into it aren't you. I meant, into the class. Be Innocent.
Mingjue: the door always locks behind me. And, I'm also doing observation, to get into my enemy's mind.
Xue yang: awwww. You think I'm smart.
Mingjue: someone give me something to hit him with!!
Su she: break it up!!!
Xue yang: Minshan. How would dage and I break up when we're not dating?
Mingjue: *throws a scroll at him*
Xue yang: docs.
Yao: omg Chengmei are you alright?!
Su she: your aim is so bad, Chifeng zun.
Mingjue: *death stare*
Xue yang: try to hit me again.
Su she to xy: idiot! Stay out of trouble!
Xue yang: trouble is my old friend!
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege do you have a mirror. I want to fix my makeup.
Yao: here you go.
Xue yang: why are you two ignoring this important argument. What if Dage slams me to a post.
Yao: then punch him.
Mingjue: Meng Yao!!!
Xichen: really, A-Yao?
Yao: no. Chengmei can do whatever, er ge.
Look dimples.
Xichen: aww. You do have a point.
Mo xuanyu: btw, is Huaisang really suspended?
Su she: don't utter that name.
Xue yang: that's why he isn't here A-Yu.
Xue yang: but I feel like I can smell him from a mile away.
ANYWAYS! back to stressing out dage!
And teasing Jin guangyao about Xichen.
Su she: what about us simps, xue yang?
Mo xuanyu: what if we plan on ambushing xichen.
Xue yang: Jiggybunss wouldn't let you.
Then we have the medium Rare dage.
Jingyi to jl and sz: do you guys have fire talismans.
Sizhui: yea, here.
Jinling: why do you need that for?!
Jingyi: aren't I a cultivator, Jinling?
Jinling: ah that's fair. But I suspect you! You're always doing something crazy.
Jingyi: I do things for the wellbeing of myself and the cultivation world, jinling. Have some respect!
Sizhui: *laughing*
Jingyi: you don't know what's up my sleeve.
Jinling: *rolls eyes*
Jingyi: like literally. I shoved two chickens, some seasoning and some sauce up my sleeves.
Jinling: WHAT!
Sizhui: Jingyi. Why?!
Jingyi: shhhhhhhhhh. I learnt that trick from Hanguang Jun.
It's a very sacred technique.
Sizhui: Hanguang Jun?
Jinling: waw! My xiao shushu can hide a guqin string in his wrist! And my Jiujiu can hide zidian! But Hanguang Jun is hiding chickens, hahahahahahaha.
Jingyi: have respect!!!
And why is your rich shushu so popular, for real? Like cream cheese and cake face keep looking at him.
Sizhui: Mo qianbe is cake face and Su qianbe is cream cheese?
Jingyi: yea who else.
Xue yang: because he's running his own harem! He only looks quiet!
Yao: Chengmei that's not true!!
Xue yang: then why do you have so much simps?!
Yao: I don't know😭.
Xue yang: Lan xichen! Why are you quiet!
Lan lips told me to start my class.
Xichen: I didn't say anything.
Xue yang: shhhh. It's alright, Lan lips.
Guys he gets jealous.
Xue yang: you want to lure someone into your trap! What do you do!
Jingyi: lure them with chicken.
Jinling: pathetic. Set a trap!
Xichen amd Sizhui: who are we trying to trap?
Yao: first I'll set up a fake situation and tell them about it. Then they'll go there in a hurry.
Xue yang: lol, for me I don't have to lure anyone. All I have to do it confront them and drag them. Or pit blinding powder in their eyes.
Mingjue: I'm not sneaky like you two.
Su she: do you also want to be suspended?! Have respect.
Mingjue: excuse me?!
Xuanyu: I don't have the time. Now tell me how to turn someone into a fierce corpse.
Xue yang: perfect topic. Let's say that you came across a guy. Let's call him Mean gege.
Well you have to pull out your yin iron and ~~
Mingjue: THE YIN IRON?! I knew I suspected you!! Hand it over.
Xue yang: a cursed Sabre isn't enough?
Mingjue: you!!
Xue yang: as I was saying, xuanyu. You just have to use resentful energy.
Mo xuanyu: *taking notes* got it! Yang laoshi.
Su she: what to do with mean gege afterwards?
Mo xuanyu: train him!
Xue yang: yup. Let him fight with other fierce corpses.
Nie huaisang: *entering* sorry I'm late guys.
Mo xuanyu: can I turn him into a fierce corpse?
Huaisang: no no no no. I'm still young and handsome!
Su she: came back to try to stab my Zongzhu?!
Huaisang: relax simps. I'm not going to stab San ge.
Xue yang: I have my eyes on you! Now sit on the table for the whole class.
Mingjue: why should he!
Xue yang: don't question me.
Xue yang: *Hands him a jar* hold this.
Huaisang: what's in it?
Xue yang: if I tell you then you'll drop it.
I don't know what's so scary about a jar of tongues. I make tongue tea for Jiggy all the time.
Huaisang: *screams, and throws away the jar* what?!!
Xue yang: *successfully catches it* you maniac!
Mo xuanyu: please don't hurt Yao gege!
Su she: Get lost.
Yao: guys calm down.
Su she: we're your defense force, Zongzhu!
Mo xuanyu: we'll fight for you!
Xue yang: #Yaomustbeprotected
Su she: yeaa we're the xiandu protection squad!
Yao: *sighs* oh my.
Huaisang: *rolls eyes*
Xichen: protect him at all costs!
Huaisang: you too, er ge?
Xichen: YEA!
Xue yang: rise of the harem.
Mingjue: do you guys smell chicken?
Huaisang: yea, but where is it coming from?
Yao: A-ling where's that smoke coming from.
Jinling: xiao shushu, sometimes I just ignore this guy.
Jingyi: xue laoshi. I dismantled a table to get fire wood.
Sizhui: we're sorry.
Xue yang: you're cooking at the back of my class?!!
Jingyi: yea. I CAN'T SURVIVE ON CANDY, XUE LAOSHI!!!
Sizhui: and Zewu Jun helped us.
Su she: how disgraceful of you Lans. But how did you cut up the chicken?
Jingyi: I'm roasting it. I'll tear it apart with my fingers and teeth!!
Xue yang: jingyi that's bad.
You're destroying property and cooking chicken in the back.
AND PLANNING TO IT EAT ALL WITHOUT SHARING IT WITH ME AND THE REST OF US!!! AND I KNOW YOU'LL GIVE SOME TO LAN LIPS!
Xichen: *laughing* yea that's kinda the plan.
Xue yang: then xichen will give Jiggy. And the rest of us will have to starve.
I'll have to resort to eating nie mingjue.
Mingjue: who?!
Jingyi: who told you that I would give any to you!
Xue yang: *gasp*
Sizhui: I think we should give them some, Jingyi.
Jingyi: fine. Before xue laoshi kicks me out.
~~~
Jingyi: it's finished. Come for your share.
~~
Xichen: here you go, A-Yao. *feeds him*
Yao: thank you.
Su she: *furious*
Yao: here's a piece of chicken, Minshan.
Su she: *teary eyes* Zongzhu I'm honoured.
Yao: to get chicken?
Su she: touched by your chopsticks of course.
This Lan was feeding you.
Yao: *laughing*
Xichen: that's just our thing. Nothing new.
A-Yao is a baby.
Mingjue: *rolls eyes* baby, my foot.
Now make sure to eat, Meng Yao....or whatever.
Mo xuanyu: here's a piece of mine, Yao gege.
Yao gege, do you want to stroll later?
Yao: I don't see why not.
Xue yang: *gobbling down a piece of chicken*
Everyday I see this class becoming a simp club! And the reality is, that I'm a part of it too.
Huaisang: *eating* I want more
Mingjue: learn some swordfighting and you'll get more.
Huaisang:*whining* dage!
Jingyi: ahhh. Delicious!
Jinling: you burnt the chicken.
Sizhui: don't listen to Jinling. It was well done.
Jingyi: awww. I can cook?!
Xue yang: yea kid. You can cook.
Cook some more for the class tomorrow.
Jingyi: better pay me.
Xue yang: in candy or.....
Xue yang: Jiggy can I get some money?
Yao: *sighs* I got this, muffin. I'll cover the expenses.
Xue yang: I love youuu.
Jinling: you're supposed to spoil ME, xiao shushu. And not jingyi or xue yang.
Yao: don't worry, little A-ling. I still do.
Jinling: *grin*
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