#songlan

....I've just played myself, now I wanna read that fic but I'm very confident it doesn't exist and I can't write for shit 😭send help

"In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you." 

Present In Past (MDZS) - part 15 (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1173887907-present-in-past-mdzs-part-15?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=skz1234567856&wp_originator=HXlPJDtWSFMH95S5JXhKv9Jl2PtqhfIGYo7Hh1COzJ9ew52yzga9%2BCeYQrI%2FC7b1Cv%2F6LOCWyfW66ow7ctozd4uFsVXCmApF%2B0xjmoGinHuWSv%2F5i6EOCYxJLHV4y1eN It's my first writing inspired by reading many fanfiction of MDZS . sorry in advance if any grammar error rectify me. This story about Wei ying,Lan zhan ,jiang cheng and Lan xichen went back to there past by Wei wuxian new invented talisman.And decided to show them the future and rectify. Thank you 😊...

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Yangyang Laoshi (yi city edition)

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Xue yang: HELLO it's so nice to see you guys!!!!

Aqing: you always see us.

Songlan: do I even have to be here.

Xingchen: what will we be learning today.

Songlan: does it have to do with violence or harassment?

Xue yang: of course it does, Songlan.

Aqing: who told you that I want to be a gremlin like you! 

Xue yang: little Aqing, you don't have a choice

Xue yang: now enough questions. I have to go to gusu at 9pm to kidnap some Lans, for my next class tomorrow.

Then I have to write a letter to Dage saying that if he doesn't come, I'll do something to Lan xichen.

Songlan: that's no surprise.

Xue yang: I have to knock out Lan lips and drag him to my secret Manor.

His weight is Jingyi and Sizhui put together. *sighs*

Xingchen: who's lan Lips?

Aqing: is it the sect leader?

Xue yang: ew no. Not Lan qiren. Why would I be calling him Lan lips.

I'll call him Lan beard instead.

Xingchen: lol who else are in your second class?

Songlan: they're not a class. They're more like hostages.

Xue yang: don't make it sound like that!

Only Su She, Jiggy and Mo xuanyu willingly came. Su she and Jiggy are my besties and mo xuanyu cames only because I allow him to stare at Jiggy and read things on demonic cultivation.

Aqing: ahhhh, is it a simp club?

Xue yang: I think it's gradually turning into one.

But I won't let that happen! Even if I have to hide Jiggy's face.

But then mo xuanyu might leave.

Gosh.

Songlan: can we get this class over with already.

Xue yang: you guys haven't paid me yet.

How am I supposed to function without a payment!

Xingchen: stop whining. And here's the candy.

Xue yang: thank you Daozhang. Love you so much! Songlan, you should learn something from your friend. Now it's your turn to hand it up.

Songlan: I have no sweets for you.

Xue yang: then get out of my class.

Songlan: gladly! And I'll take xingchen with me.

Xue yang: sit back down. You're not going anywhere.

Aqing! Girl with the stick! Gimme candy!

Aqing: here. And stop harassing me!

Xue yang: songlan. Why are you so stoney! Why do you hate me? Am I cute?

Songlan: you know what you did!

Xue yang: I really can't remember.

You see I inhaled some kind of fume, and it caused a little memory loss.

Songlan: *rolls eyes* I'm so done with you.

Xue yang: I'm done with you too!

You're always grumpy! If you're like Daozhang xingchen, then I'll like you a little more.

Xue yang: now let's start.

We're going to learn how to Intimidate a vendor.

Aqing what will you do!

Aqing: start an argument with him.

Xue yang: only that?

Well you're still young, I guess.

Songlan, xingchen.

Xingchen: I choose peace.

Xue yang: aww. My cinnamon roll.

Songlan: I choose peace too.

Xue yang: you boring little dilf.

Aqing: but Songlan is very young.

Xue yang: he has WRINKLES!

Songlan: I got that from you.

Xue yang: but when you came into yi city, I saw you with them.

Songlan: ugh! Xingchen can I strange xue yang?!

Xingchen: no. There's no need.

Aqing: white gege why are you so calm?!

Xingchen: if I stress out too much, my qi will weaken. And my eye sockets will start bleeding.

Aqing: ahhh.

Xue yang: oh my. We don't want that to happen.

At least it will give me a reason to punch Songlan.

Songlan: you try!

Xue yang: so as we were saying about intimidating the vendors.

Xue yang: I would grab them and caresses their face with a knife, causing them to sweat. Then if that doesn't work I'll burn down their stall

Aqing: you're CRAZY!

Songlan: can you not burn down the stall.

Xue yang: why not? I like burning things.

Xingchen: maybe you can forgive them and just move on.

Xue yang: THAT WON'T BRING CANDY IN MY MOUTH, DAOZHANG!!! HAVE MERCY ON ME. YOU'RE BORING AT TIMES.

Anyways, at least you're very handsome and not like that Lan lips.