#lan lips

Shen Jiu: *hugs Ayao's arm one hand, while his fan was opened in the next~ as they walked to Fangfei mansion.*

Yao: *flutters his fan* would you like any staff, dear? All concubines, except for team dimple, has a staff here.

Shen Jiu: of course, Huangdi. I would be so honoured. They must help me look good for you.

But why don't team d have staff? Or did they kill them all.

Yao: *laughing* Shen Jiu, team d consider themselves my servants, so they decided not to have them. Minshan however has his clan staff, yangyang and yuyu have their assasins and own henchmen to carry out certain operations and assist them in fierce corpse experiments.

Other than that, there are palace maids who clean their residence so.

Shen jiu: ohh. Well I would like a staff. Now let's go make team dimple jealous.

You know, since we'll be alone, in a room. Probably decorated with roses.

Yao: ahaha, and peonies.

Shen jiu: hmm how fancy, my emperor.

Yao: I asked them to decorate the room with peach blossoms, and serve peach blossom wine. As I sensed that you love those flowers.

Shen Jiu: yess! I do. Thank you so much, Huangdi.

Team dimple: *peeping*

Mo xuanyu: what is he doing with my Yao gege.

Xue yang: obviously gonna bang him.

Su she: he's so proud of himself huh.

Xichen: oh team dimple, let then spend some time together.

But you know, I really wish it was me.

Mo xuanyu: keep it as a wish. Because he's mine!

Yao: *looks over his shoulder* team dimple. I can hear you.  Care to come out of hiding.

Mo xuanyu: *squeaks* team d is not here at the moment, Yao gege.

Xue yang: leave a message.

Shen Jiu: the emperor want to see you three twinks.

Xichen: four twinks actually.

Su she: ugh, lan lips. Huangdi. Sorry for eavesdropping. *kisses hand*

Yao: it's fine, beloved. I'm used to team d stalking me.

Xue yang: because you're sexy.

Shen Jiu: *jealous*

Yao: you guys teamed up with Huan?

Mo xuanyu: never!

Su she: he's not a part of team dimple.

Shen Jiu: can you tell me who is a part of team d.

I'm a new concubine, so I got to know.

(According to xy)

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The Simp.

Su she/Su Minshan.

The ( hot cheerleader) he's simping on.

Jiggy.

The Cheerleader's friend and mean girl

The kid a.k.a Jinling. Young Mistress Jin. Or simply the Kid.

The junior crew that JL is in.

Along with chicken boy and Wangxian's love Child.

Lan lips.

He's also Jiggy's friend, and a simp.

Lan Xichen

The B****.

He knows everyone's business, but acts like he doesn't know.

He's enemies with the hot cheerleader.

Medium rare Dage!

Nhs's bro

Nie mingjue.

The goth kid.

(He's also a Jiggy Simp)

Last but not least!!

Xue yang~~ everyone's fav Laoshi🍭

@verycatbluebird

Lan lips has an interview with team dimple~~

Xichen: *standing next to A-Yao*

Yao: *talking to his army* Feng you're in charge. You all must be on your best guard.

Feng: yes Bixia.

Yao: I got you new weapons and martial arts trainers.

We must train more.

Xiying: yes Bixia.

Yao: I believe that my darling hulijings are strong. But if the threat can get through you, then they'll have to face me.

Xiying: Don't say so, Bixia. No one can pass through us.

Yao: good!

If you meet anyone who looks like a foreign assasin, tie them up and interrogate them.

Feng: will do.

Xiying: we take pleasure in mauling your enemies, Bixia.

Yao: *smiles*

Su she and the rest: dimples!

We're back.

Yao: excellent. Let's go talk.

Er ge, will you excuse me.

Xichen: mn.

I'll put a spiritual net around the compound.

Yao: thank you very much.

~~

Yao: *sitting and fanning himself*

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, you won't believe what we just heard!

Xue yang: I killed a few Nie clan members because of it.

Su she: that huaisang is a mastermind.

Trio: *telling him everything they heard*

Yao: *raises brow furiously*

Su she: that's it.

Yao: what a fool.

He thinks that he can challenge an emperor.

Xue yang: can I chop him up?

Yao: no.

But you can harass him.

Xue yang: my specialty.

Yao: how can he be so selfish and jealous. Doesn't dage know about huaisang being a maniac?

Mo xuanyu: it seems like he's oblivious.

Yao: *opens fan again* they all are.

Su she: for real.

You're so strong.

Mo xuanyu: literally an emperor.

Xue yang: who is he to mess with you.

Yao: I'm stressed.

Trio: *holds on to him* oh no, Jiggy.

Xue yang: he wants to use Lan lips as a tool to kill you.

Yao: how dare he.

I feel like banishing him from my harem completely.

Su she: do it.

Xue yang: he doesn't deserve such a hot and elegant emperor like you.

Mo xuanyu: go have a rest, Yao gege. And we'll attend to you.

Yao: that would be lovely.

~~ in the room~~

Yao: *relaxing and reclining*

Su she: *playing the guqin*

Mo xuanyu: *pressing his feet*

Xue yang: *caressing his hand*

Yao: I have set things in place for the empire. So that they can be safe.

Mo xuanyu: that's good.

Yao: yes.

Shanshan darling, your music is melodious as ever.

Su she: thank you, Huangdi.

Yao: I must reward you three for your work. You gave me so much info on this fraud.

Xue yang: as we must.

Yao Huangdi.

Yao: come.

Trio: *sat closer*

Yao: *kisses them individually*

Yao: *feeding xy candy, stroking through mxys hair and caressing smss face.*

Xue yang: *kissing A-yao's hand and arm*

Yao: team dimple is so diabolical. I love it.

Su she: because you're our stunning leader.

Yao: *sarcasm* oh.....really?

Su she: yes.

Yao: delightful.

Guys I have something to tell you.

Mo xuanyu: what's that?

Yao: er ge proposed to me, and I said yes.

Trio: WOW!

Xue yang: we have to make the challenge harder for Lan lips.

Su she: team dimple is full! We have no room for him.

Mo xuanyu: what about us??

Yao: guys I will still love you. We're forever team dimple.

He'll be a part of the harem.

Xue yang: can we mess with him.

Yao: sure.

Xue yang: so when is your big day, Jiggy.

Yao: maybe after everything is rectified

Xue yang: got you.

Feng: *entering* Huangdi.

Your empire is secured.

Yao: how lovely. Excellent job.

Feng: it's my duty.

Meanwhile in Qinghe~~~

Huaisang: what do you mean that JingJing is armed?!

Nie Zhao: yes Gongzi. They are even planning on getting new weapons.

(Jingjing is the name of the hulijing realm/empire that yaoyao runs)

Huaisang. Now how am I going to get at San ge!

I need to take a month to plan.

Nie Zhao: ok. And you said that you would use Zewu Jun.

Huaisang: yea. But how?

Anyways! It will come to me!

Nie zhao: and what about clan leader Nie.

Huaisang: Dage can't know. Even though he has a bitter sweet relationship with San ge, he'll still punish me for being cunning and sneaky.

He would definitely beat it out of me.

Huaisang: but I can't change! San ge had hurt Dage, seduced him with his hulijing power and stole my spotlight.

The Nies should live on! And the hulijings must die.

...... ....

Huaisang:..........aren't you going to clap?

Nie Zhao: *clapping* yes yes Gongzi.

Nie Zhao: you're such a vamp. Come on give me an evil laugh.

Huaisang: are you ready for it? Can you handle my evil laugh?

Nie Zhao: yes I could.

Huaisang: *inhales, then let out a high pitched Heeheeeheehee*

Nie Zhao: lol very evil.

Huaisang: was practicing.

Nie Mingiue: *Outside* INSTEAD OF LEARNING HOW TO USE THE SWORD. YOU'RE PRACTICING THAT HIDEOUS HORSE LAUGH!!! get over here!!

Huaisang: I'm coming Dage.

Nie zhao: sword fighting?

Hauisang: nah. He had just finished cooking lunch.

Nie Zhao: oh.

~~~

(Jing Manor)

Su she and mo xuanyu: *setting up a banner with Team Dimple written on it*

Xue yang: yea yea. He'll feel more intimidated.

This is perfect.

*trio takes a seat*

Xichen: hey. You wanted to meet me.

They just glanced at him sternly while folding their arms. Xue yang was in the middle of them, whereas Su she was on the right and mo xuanyu was on the left.

Su she: have a seat.

Xichen: uh ok.

Xue yang: read the sign.

Xichen: team dimple.

Mo xuanyu: that's us. And you want to marry our leader.

Xue yang: do you have what it takes, Lan lips!

Xichen: yea. I would do anything for A-Yao.

Su she: are you sure?

Xichen: yep.

Su she: I don't believe you.

Xichen: why?

Mo xuanyu: if you marry him. You marry three of us + Hensheng.

Xichen: Hensheng too?

Xue yang: we will slap the Lan rules out of you if you do anything to him.

Xichen: I really love A-Yao, guys. What's up with you?!

You're so protective.

Su she: because he's one in a million.

Mo xuanyu: there's no other Yao gege on earth.

Xue yang: he's hot and gives me candy.

Mo xuanyu: do you know his likes and dislikes?

Su she: his favorite tea? He loves tea. Do you have enough tea to give him.

Xue yang: Jiggy is a diva. And he's more of a diva since he's the emperor. Can you handle his glamor?

Trio: can you handle Jiggybun, Lan lips!

Xichen: oh gosh. A-Yao, save me.

Xue yang: your Yao can't save you now.

Mo xuanyu: we're going to challenge you Lan lips.

Su she: we'll test you in these areas.

Xue yang: Drawing, music, archery and cooking.

Xichen: well I'm good at archery and music.

Su she: are you good at cooking?

Mo xuanyu: And drawing?

Xichen: I can try.

Xue yang: love that spirit, Lan lips.

Mo xuanyu: now for the background info.

What's your name?

Xichen: you know.

Mo xuanyu: *writes* laaannn liiiippsss, a. K. a.....Zewu Jun.

Xue yang: occupation.

Xichen: xue yang you know that I'm a cultivator.

Xue yang: from what sect?

Xichen: make a guess.

Su she: I don't like his attitude.

Do you sacrifice your bunnies?

Xichen: never.

Su she: BUT WHY DID I HEAR THAT WEI WUXIAN WANTED TO COOK YOUR RABBITS!

Mo xuanyu: right!!

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, Su gege and I are animal rights activists

Su she: how could you Lans!

Xichen: it was Wei Gongzi!

Xue yang: order in the court!

Mo xuanyu: Mr. Lips.

What do you have to say about fox spirits?

Xichen: they're cute. And interesting.

Xue yang: who's the cutest and most interesting fox spirit you met?

Xichen: their emperor. My A-Yao!!!!!

Mo xuanyu: awww.

Su she: stop acting cute.

Xue yang: you're from the Lan sect right? At what age did you join.

Xichen: *sighs* I was born into the Lan sect, xue yang. Twin Jade, remember?

Xue yang: haven't heard of it.

Mo xuanyu: are you good at dual cultivation?

Xichen: yes!

Xue yang: good. You know that you must satisfy Jiggy.

I want to see little foxies running around!

Xichen: oh my goodness.

Su she: ok Lan lips, the interview is over. Go sleep.

Xue yang: tomorrow is your challenge. And we will be breaking into your room to wake you up.

Xichen: I'll be up, before you come.

Su she: do you really think so?

Do you think that I'm unable to outLan a Lan. I can Lan a Lan quite well.

Mo xuanyu: it means that Su gege will wake you up.

Yao: *walking in* what are you doing?

Xichen: A-Yao!

Mo xuanyu and su she: shhhh.

Xue yang: we were tormenting Lan lips. *smile*

Yao: *laughing* whyy! My poor er ge!

Xichen: help.

Su she: help with what?!

Xue yang: his challenge starts tomorrow.

Yao: i see. Goodluck, er ge!

Xichen: A-Yao, you're not going to call it off?!

Yao: no. Because you're not a coward.

Xichen: right!! But I don't like their shovel talk.

Yao: oh Lan lips, that's a common thing. That can't change!

And I find it's hilarious.

Xichen: they asked me which sect I was from. Why are they asking obvious questions!

Yao: team dimple would do what they have to do. I don't make the rules.

Yao: wait....I do.

They're making sure that you're not an imposter, lol.

Xichen: *laughing*

Xuanyu: I didn't get your full name. I just wrote your title.

Xichen: .........

Yao: haha, tell him, er ge.

Xichen: Lan Huan Xichen.

Mo xuanyu: that name is invalid.

Xichen: how?

Su she: say it in another order.

Xichen: Lan Huan, courtesy name Xichen. Title, Zewu Jun.

Mo xuanyu: still invalid.

Xichen: excuse me?!!

But that's my birth name!

Xue yang: *eating* Huangdi is present. You have to give a proper intro, Lan lips.

Yao: what?!!

Xichen: ok. I'll go on my knees and tell A-Yao and team dimple my full name.

Yao: please don't.

Su she: it's the first challenge!

Mo xuanyu: the initiation.

If you fail, you fail. You can't attempt the other things.

Xichen: I won't fail for A-Yao.

*kneels*

Yao: *trying to hold back his laughter* Er ge, get up.

Xichen: Team dimple, A-Yao Huangdi.

I'm the first Jade of Gusu. First name Huan, courtesy name, Xichen, sect name, Lan. Title, Zewu Jun.

Yao: A-Huan.

Xichen: *solemnly* emperor, don't make me blush.

Yao: awww, you pass the first challenge. Now please stop kneeling.

Xichen: ok. *stands*

Xue yang: the guy is just head over heels for Jiggy. Lol.

Xichen: yea I am.

Xichen: A-Yao, do you want to take a walk.

Yao: I would love to, A-Huan.

Xue yang: sorry but you can't!!! Not before the challenge!

Mo xuanyu: stop violating the rules.

Su she: pathetic. Can't even follow the rules.

Yao: ah. See you soon then, A-Huan. *kisses his nose*

Xichen: *blushing* (he keeps calling me A-Huan. I'm feeling so numb)

Mo xuanyu: sleep on the west wing of jing Manor.

Xichen: but that's a whole other Mansion.

Xue yang: exactly.

Xichen: I think my room is fine.

Xue yang: for you to sneak over to see Jiggy. No!

Xichen: please. Someone save me from team dimple.

Shen Jiu: *hugs Ayao's arm one hand, while his fan was opened in the next~ as they walked to Fangfei mansion.*

Yao: *flutters his fan* would you like any staff, dear? All concubines, except for team dimple, has a staff here.

Shen Jiu: of course, Huangdi. I would be so honoured. They must help me look good for you.

But why don't team d have staff? Or did they kill them all.

Yao: *laughing* Shen Jiu, team d consider themselves my servants, so they decided not to have them. Minshan however has his clan staff, yangyang and yuyu have their assasins and own henchmen to carry out certain operations and assist them in fierce corpse experiments.

Other than that, there are palace maids who clean their residence so.

Shen jiu: ohh. Well I would like a staff. Now let's go make team dimple jealous.

You know, since we'll be alone, in a room. Probably decorated with roses.

Yao: ahaha, and peonies.

Shen jiu: hmm how fancy, my emperor.

Yao: I asked them to decorate the room with peach blossoms, and serve peach blossom wine. As I sensed that you love those flowers.

Shen Jiu: yess! I do. Thank you so much, Huangdi.

Team dimple: *peeping*

Mo xuanyu: what is he doing with my Yao gege.

Xue yang: obviously gonna bang him.

Su she: he's so proud of himself huh.

Xichen: oh team dimple, let then spend some time together.

But you know, I really wish it was me.

Mo xuanyu: keep it as a wish. Because he's mine!

Yao: *looks over his shoulder* team dimple. I can hear you.  Care to come out of hiding.

Mo xuanyu: *squeaks* team d is not here at the moment, Yao gege.

Xue yang: leave a message.

Shen Jiu: the emperor want to see you three twinks.

Xichen: four twinks actually.

Su she: ugh, lan lips. Huangdi. Sorry for eavesdropping. *kisses hand*

Yao: it's fine, beloved. I'm used to team d stalking me.

Xue yang: because you're sexy.

Shen Jiu: *jealous*

Yao: you guys teamed up with Huan?

Mo xuanyu: never!

Su she: he's not a part of team dimple.

Shen Jiu: can you tell me who is a part of team d.

I'm a new concubine, so I got to know.

Xue yang: Minshan, Yuyu and I.

And Jiggy. Well Jiggy is the reason for team dimple. He's our God.

Shen Jiu: yea, now leave your God alone. He's with me. And I will impregnate him.

Xichen: what??

Yao: what??

Shen Jiu: nothing.......I got carried away. Ehem.

Su she: you feel you're hotter than us, Shen Jiu?!

Shen Jiu: uh....yes?

Xue yang: Peak lord. Have you given Jiggy any gifts?

Su she: that's so selfish of you. You don't deserve my Huangdi then.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, deserves everything on earth.

Xichen: ah, I'm glad I got a vacation from team dimple.

Ayao.

Shen Jiu: Huangdi to you, Lan lips. *smug* and I'm planning on a gift, team d. Or I can always tie you three up and use you like a center table.

Xue yang: try.

Mo xuanyu: how dare you!

Shen Jiu: you will decorate Huangdi's living room.

Xichen: Ayao: *kisses* 

Shen Jiu: hey!

Xichen: *ignores* Ayao, I'm going to do some meditation.

Shen Jiu: wow wow wow. Why are you telling Huangdi that, Lan lips?

Yao: have fun Huan. *smiling* and team dimple, please behave. Or I'll get my sons to babysit you.

Shen Jiu: I think that's a good idea.

Xue yang: really? Them?

They can't babysit us. And we don't need babysitting.

Yao: you're right. Rusong Dianxia, who's able to let the Jianghu kowtow before him and give up their weapons, can't babysit you three.

Let me keep you occupied then. Team dimple

You go spy on the reformed Wens, to see if there's any uprising. Just to make sure.

Su she: will do, Huangdi.

Yao: mhm.

Shen Jiu: bye team dimple. Good riddance.

I mean good luck. Maybe you guys can learn how to not be so stuck up. Like I understand you want to lick Huangdi's dimple out of devotion, but do it in style. Come on. DO BETTER!

Mo xuanyu: we are doing it in style?! What do you want us to do?

Shen Jiu: *sigh* team dimple. You and Lan lips are getting in the way of my lovestory with the emperor.

Yao: oh gosh.

Su she: we knew him first!

Mo xuanyu: hey! We're not associated with Lan lips!

Yao: what a normal Tuesday afternoon, when the simps start fighting over me.

Xue yang: you're a team dimple anti!

Shen Jiu: no, I'm not your aunty. I just believe that I have the right to Huangdi and his hot self.  And I don't care if you know him first.

Shen Jiu: now will you excuse me. I'm going to sweep huangdi off of his feet and into my arms.

Yao: *amused* Shen Jiu!

Team dimple, I still love you. Don't be like that. Every harem member deserves their emperor.

Su she: we apologize, Huangdi. We're selfish when it comes to you.

Xue yang: Shen Jiu, if you dare impregnate him!

Shen Jiu: what you gonna do.

Yao: *laughing*

Shen Jiu: I can't wait to kiss those dimples. Oh my God.

You're so tiny, and gorgeous.

Xue yang: aren't you fighting with me?!

Shen Jiu: oh shut up, I'm looking at Huangdi's dimples.

Let's go Huangdi.

Xue yang: hey morning guys. Now pay up.

Mingjue: bold of you! Take it.

Su she: just take the candy.

Before you start throwing a tantrum.

Mo xuanyu: *hands him candy*

Yao: here Chengmei.

Xue yang: thank you, Jiggybun!

Yao: and I'm paying for A-ling too.

Jinling: thanks xiao shushu!!

Jingyi: so childish.

Xue yang: *reaches into Jingys pouch, then snatched a few sweets*

Jingyi: heyy!! That's assault!

Xue yang: Noo. It's A-Sugar.

Mingjue: oh my god *tensely massages forehead*

Sizhui: here you go, Xue laoshi.

Xichen: here.

Xue yang: thank you everyone! Now to piss off Dage.

Mingjue: why? You very presence pisses me off.

Xue yang: but I should do it some more right! *grin*

Xue yang: Dage do you shave? Are you and Lan Lips a thing?

Mingjue: don't make me knock you out!

Xue yang: woww. Dage. That's kinda cute.

Mingjue: *becoming furious*

Yao: Dage, forgive Chengmei. He's a mischievous person.

Mingjue: YOU KEEP PROTECTING HIM!!!

Mingjue: and xue yang, why do you keep saying that xichen is in trouble.

Xue yang: I didn't say that he was in trouble this time. I said that he was horribly drunk and needed help.

Xichen: I was what??

Su she: lol!

Xue yang: then why did you stay once again, Dage? You're into it aren't you. I meant, into the class. Be Innocent.

Mingjue: the door always locks behind me. And, I'm also doing observation, to get into my enemy's mind.

Xue yang: awwww. You think I'm smart.

Mingjue: someone give me something to hit him with!!

Su she: break it up!!!

Xue yang: Minshan. How would dage and I break up when we're not dating?

Mingjue: *throws a scroll at him*

Xue yang: docs.

Yao: omg Chengmei are you alright?!

Su she: your aim is so bad, Chifeng zun.

Mingjue: *death stare*

Xue yang: try to hit me again.

Su she to xy: idiot! Stay out of trouble!

Xue yang: trouble is my old friend!

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege do you have a mirror. I want to fix my makeup.

Yao: here you go.

Xue yang: why are you two ignoring this important argument. What if Dage slams me to a post.

Yao: then punch him.

Mingjue: Meng Yao!!!

Xichen: really, A-Yao?

Yao: no. Chengmei can do whatever, er ge.

Look dimples.

Xichen: aww. You do have a point.

Mo xuanyu: btw, is Huaisang really suspended?

Su she: don't utter that name.

Xue  yang: that's why he isn't here A-Yu.

Xue yang: but I feel like I can smell him from a mile away.

ANYWAYS! back to stressing out dage!

And teasing Jin guangyao about Xichen.

Su she: what about us simps, xue yang?

Mo xuanyu: what if we plan on ambushing xichen.

Xue yang: Jiggybunss wouldn't let you.

Then we have the medium Rare dage.

Jingyi to jl and sz: do you guys have fire talismans.

Sizhui: yea, here.

Jinling: why do you need that for?!

Jingyi: aren't I a cultivator, Jinling?

Jinling: ah that's fair. But I suspect you! You're always doing something crazy.

Jingyi: I do things for the wellbeing of myself and the cultivation world, jinling. Have some respect!

Sizhui: *laughing*

Jingyi: you don't know what's up my sleeve.

Jinling: *rolls eyes*

Jingyi: like literally. I shoved two chickens, some seasoning and some sauce up my sleeves.

Jinling: WHAT!

Sizhui: Jingyi. Why?!

Jingyi: shhhhhhhhhh. I learnt that trick from Hanguang Jun.

It's a very sacred technique.

Sizhui: Hanguang Jun?

Jinling: waw! My xiao shushu can hide a guqin string in his wrist! And my Jiujiu can hide zidian! But Hanguang Jun is hiding chickens, hahahahahahaha.

Jingyi: have respect!!!

And why is your rich shushu so popular, for real? Like cream cheese and cake face keep looking at him.

Sizhui: Mo qianbe is cake face and Su qianbe is cream cheese?

Jingyi: yea who else.

Xue yang: because he's running his own harem! He only looks quiet!

Yao: Chengmei that's not true!!

Xue yang: then why do you have so much simps?!

Yao: I don't know😭.

Xue yang: Lan xichen! Why are you quiet!

Lan lips told me to start my class.

Xichen: I didn't say anything.

Xue yang: shhhh. It's alright, Lan lips.

Guys he gets jealous.

Xue yang: you want to lure someone into your trap! What do you do!

Jingyi: lure them with chicken.

Jinling: pathetic. Set a trap!

Xichen amd Sizhui: who are we trying to trap?

Yao: first I'll set up a fake situation and tell them about it. Then they'll go there in a hurry.

Xue yang: lol, for me I don't have to lure anyone. All I have to do it confront them and drag them. Or pit blinding powder in their eyes.

Mingjue: I'm not sneaky like you two.

Su she: do you also want to be suspended?! Have respect.

Mingjue: excuse me?!

Xuanyu: I don't have the time. Now tell me how to turn someone into a fierce corpse.

Xue yang: perfect topic. Let's say that you came across a guy. Let's call him Mean gege.

Well you have to pull out your yin iron and ~~

Mingjue: THE YIN IRON?! I knew I suspected you!! Hand it over.

Xue yang: a cursed Sabre isn't enough?

Mingjue: you!!

Xue yang: as I was saying, xuanyu. You just have to use resentful energy.

Mo xuanyu: *taking notes* got it! Yang laoshi.

Su she: what to do with mean gege afterwards?

Mo xuanyu: train him!

Xue yang: yup. Let him fight with other fierce corpses.

Nie huaisang: *entering* sorry I'm late guys.

Mo xuanyu: can I turn him into a fierce corpse?

Huaisang: no no no no. I'm still young and handsome!

Su she: came back to try to stab my  Zongzhu?!

Huaisang: relax simps. I'm not going to stab San ge.

Xue yang: I have my eyes on you! Now sit on the table for the whole class.

Mingjue: why should he!

Xue yang: don't question me.

Xue yang: *Hands him a jar* hold this.

Huaisang: what's in it?

Xue yang: if I tell you then you'll drop it.

I don't know what's so scary about a jar of tongues. I make tongue tea for Jiggy all the time.

Huaisang: *screams, and throws away the jar* what?!!

Xue yang: *successfully catches it* you maniac!

Mo xuanyu: please don't hurt Yao gege!

Su she: Get lost.

Yao: guys calm down.

Su she: we're your defense force, Zongzhu!

Mo xuanyu: we'll fight for you!

Xue yang: #Yaomustbeprotected

Su she: yeaa we're the xiandu protection squad!

Yao: *sighs* oh my.

Huaisang: *rolls eyes*

Xichen: protect him at all costs!

Huaisang: you too, er ge?

Xichen: YEA!

Xue yang: rise of the harem.

Mingjue: do you guys smell chicken?

Huaisang: yea, but where is it coming from?

Yao: A-ling where's that smoke coming from.

Jinling: xiao shushu, sometimes I just ignore this guy.

Jingyi: xue laoshi. I dismantled a table to get fire wood.

Sizhui: we're sorry.

Xue yang: you're cooking at the back of my class?!!

Jingyi: yea. I CAN'T SURVIVE ON CANDY, XUE LAOSHI!!!

Sizhui: and Zewu Jun helped us.

Su she: how disgraceful of you Lans. But how did you cut up the chicken?

Jingyi: I'm roasting it. I'll tear it apart with my fingers and teeth!!

Xue yang: jingyi that's bad.

You're destroying property and cooking chicken in the back.

AND PLANNING TO IT EAT ALL WITHOUT SHARING IT WITH ME AND THE REST OF US!!! AND I KNOW YOU'LL GIVE SOME TO LAN LIPS!

Xichen: *laughing* yea that's kinda the plan.

Xue yang: then xichen will give Jiggy. And the rest of us will have to starve.

I'll have to resort to eating nie mingjue.

Mingjue: who?!

Jingyi: who told you that I would give any to you!

Xue yang: *gasp*

Sizhui: I think we should give them some, Jingyi.

Jingyi: fine. Before xue laoshi kicks me out.

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Jingyi: it's finished. Come for your share.

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Xichen: here you go, A-Yao. *feeds him*

Yao: thank you.

Su she: *furious*

Yao: here's a piece of chicken, Minshan.

Su she: *teary eyes* Zongzhu I'm honoured.

Yao: to get chicken?

Su she: touched by your chopsticks of course.

This Lan was feeding you.

Yao: *laughing*

Xichen: that's just our thing. Nothing new.

A-Yao is a baby.

Mingjue: *rolls eyes* baby, my foot.

Now make sure to eat, Meng Yao....or whatever.

Mo xuanyu: here's a piece of mine, Yao gege.

Yao gege, do you want to stroll later?

Yao: I don't see why not.

Xue yang: *gobbling down a piece of chicken*

Everyday I see this class becoming a simp club! And the reality is, that I'm a part of it too.

Huaisang: *eating* I want more

Mingjue: learn some swordfighting and you'll get more.

Huaisang:*whining* dage!

Jingyi: ahhh. Delicious!

Jinling: you burnt the chicken.

Sizhui: don't listen to Jinling. It was well done.

Jingyi: awww. I can cook?!

Xue yang: yea kid. You can cook.

Cook some more for the class tomorrow.

Jingyi: better pay me.

Xue yang: in candy or.....

Xue yang: Jiggy can I get some money?

Yao: *sighs* I got this, muffin. I'll cover the expenses.

Xue yang: I love youuu.

Jinling: you're supposed to spoil ME, xiao shushu. And not jingyi or xue yang.

Yao: don't worry, little A-ling. I still do.

Jinling: *grin*

Hou: *filing Yao's nails*

Yi: Huangdi, your tea is served.

Yao: *smiles* thank you very much.

Trio: *entering as women*

Xue yang: Huangdi is the Sun that shines in glory. Heehee.

Mo xuanyu: hi hi, Huangdi

Su she: does Huangdi recognize us?

Yao: *almost chokes on his tea*

A-Yang, A-Shan and A-Yu. What happened to you?! You're women?

Xue yang: Jiggy!! How did you make us out!

Mo xuanyu: did you use your hulijing Instincts.

Yao: I could of. But I didn't need it to see you three.

Now what mischief did you do.

Su she: we tied up huaisang, and warned him.

Mo xuanyu: then performed for Dage!!

Xue yang: I didn't know that hairpins can be a potential weapon lol.

Yao: oh my. You harassed dage. *laughs* excellent.

*transforms back to normal*

Xue yang: huaisang spilled a lot of things. Mostly about his sad story of being banished from Jing Manor.

Yao: *laugh mischievously* he's too, melodramatic. *sips tea*

Su she: and he has the audacity to say that you seduced Chifeng zun.

Yao: I haven't.

Mo xuanyu: right!

Yao: Dage had mistreated me, but he has strained feelings.

Yes we did make out, and he changed his mind and heart! Yet, whatever I did, is to get the feelings out.

Cultivators don't know how to handle us hulijings. We're very witty amd determined.

*sips tea*

(This nieyao scene will be in the extra chapter 😉)

Su she: he shouldn't fight his feelings.

Yao: exactly.

Mo xuanyu: is it true that you made him clean and do other chores. Brush your hair and hulijing tail?

Yao: yup. So he can stay in my sight. And I was punishing him for his cunning behavior.

Xue yang: did you ask him to wipe your sweat too?

Yao: yea, just to mess with him.

Su she: ahahaha.

Mo xuanyu: he says that if he doesn't get to successfully get rid of you. He'll give up and join you without problems.

Xue yang: can't beat em, join em I guess.

Yao: waw! What am I hearing? Lol.

Well I welcome him. But he can't outsmart me.

Fuying.

Fuying: I'm here Huangdi. Order me.

Yao: please, tell my beloved hulijings to invade Qinghe again. Pay them a visit.

Huaisang's room at the unclean realm is the cosiest.

Fuying: as you wish.

Yao: make sure to put alcohol in Huaisang's tea. *grin*

Fuying: will do, Bixia.

Xue yang: doesn't look like he has a high alcohol tolerance.

Yao: exactly.

Feng: *bows* Huangdi. A message fot you!

Yao: tell me..*smiles*

Feng: His Excellency, The gorgeous emperor of peacock spirits, your brother, Jin Zixuan is coming to visit you tomorrow and stay for a week.

Yao: Zish is coming?! How great!

Mo xuanyu: Xuan gege!!! I can't wait to see him.

Feng: sha we start making preparations?

Yao: yes, definitely. I'll check you guys afterwards.

Feng: sure.

Su she: emperor bros??

Xue yang: now who made that haughty peacock an emperor?

Yao: heehee, muffin. Be nice.

Su she: would he come with that rude Zixun?

Yao: hope not.

But I doubt. As Zish had started his own empire like me and Zixun liked to stick up to guangshan like a leech.

Xue yang: lame!

Good thing that he didn't become an emperor too.

Yao: he could ever!

Su she: he's too unruly, and treats people like thrash.

Yao: yes. If he dare comes and insults you, he'll have to deal with me after.

Su she: you're so kind and remarkable, yaoyao.

Yao: *smile*

Guys please behave when Zixuan is here. He likes things prim and proper.

Xue yang: I'll tell him what I have to tell him, Jiggy. I ain't afraid of any peacock man! 

Xue yang: by the way, where's Lan lips?

Yao: in Gusu, trying to persuade his shufu.  

Xue yang: those Lans are lame and unfair.

Su she: nothing has changed.

Xue yang: but Lan zhan ships xiyao, and I stan that!

Su she: *laughing* Hanguang Jun is a xiyao shipper!!!! Oh my goodness!!

At least the guy has taste.

Mo xuanyu: of course he has taste. I find the yiling laozu is handsome

Su she: they're all too boastful, and I don't like them.

I only love Huangdi.

Also I had mastered in resentful music too.

Yao: you're definitely a prodigy.

Xue yang: Also, Minshan. Old man Lan beard had sent our innocent and adorable Jiggybun to detention. 

Su she: that's insolence!

Those so called prestigious Lans don't know how to treat an emperor.

Xiying: just imagine our tender Huangdi in a dull room, without his attendants, pampering, entertainment and tea.

Hu: oh no not the tea. Huangdi must be served in detention at least. So sad.

Yao: guys it's not that bad.

Xue yang: after that, I released  Qiren's files!

He broke Wen Ruohan's heart! And the two got into a fight once. Maybe pulling each other's hair like two teenage girls.

Yao: oh gosh.

Su she: wouldn't doubt it.

Xue yang: so. Jiggybuns. You were getting hot with Lan lips in the library, huh?

Yao: hmpf! Mischievous Lan.

My A-Huan is head over heels.

Xue yang: no joke.

Su she: rude Lan. Sneaking in after Yaoyao.

Xichen: *entering* A-Yao.

Xue yang: *gasps*

Su she: speak of the Lan lips.

Mo xuanyu: what are you doing here!

You want to make out with Yao gege again?

Yao: A-Huan. *hugs* I thought that you were in Gusu.

Xichen: yea, but I came to check on you.

You must be feeling a bit sad and worried right?

Xichen: *kneels* I would like to apologize for shufu's dramatic behavior

Yao: *stops him from kneeling* A-Huan stop! It's not necessary.

Xue yang: all of you Lans are dramatic.

Su she: so true.

Xichen: A-Yao, I came to cheer you up a bit, then I'll spend some time in the cloud recesses.

Yao: would you come back after that?

Xichen: to marry you, yes.

Yao: oh gosh, A-Huan.

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips is so sappy.

Yao: I'm not sad or worried, er ge.

Also my besties were telling me something funny.

Xichen: that's good.

Shall we take a walk?

Xue yang: shall we, ask team dimple for permission.

Yao: *laughing*

Mo xuanyu: you can't just pull Yao gege away.

Su she: fine take him. But you'll be under our supervision.

Xichen: ah, if you must.

Let's go, A-Yao.

Yao: wait. Let me ask.

How's he going?

A-Song?

Team dimple: Little Dianxia????

Yao: yes. He's studying at the cloud recesses.

Xichen: A-Song is a prodigy! He has a photographic memory. He's well skilled in martial arts, music and dance.

I see that A-Song has your mentorship too.

He remembers all the scores, and had mastered the guqin, guzheng, dizi, erhu and xiao.

Xichen: anyways, Little Dianxia is safe. And no one knows that he's the hulijing prince.

Su she: gosh. I remember little Dianxia.

We had to babysit him while Huangdi does his work.

Xue yang: he ate all my candy. And I'm still holding a grudge.

Mo xuanyu: he was soo cute when he was young!!!

But then he started his Lan tutoring at 10.

Yao: exactly. A-Song is 14 now!

Su she: He's a very level-headed boy.

Yao: yea. He wanted to be a successful young cultivator. So he decided to train and take tuition in the cloud recesses.

Under the supervision of A-Huan.

Of course he knows his hulijing fighting techniques, but it's good to know the techniques of other clans.

Xichen: yes.

Yao: I miss him so much.

Su she: I miss mini boss too.

Xichen: his tuition will be over within a month's time.

Yao: great!!! I'll make preparations for him!

Well after arranging for Zixuan of course.

Xichen: ohh, Zixuan is coming?

Yao: yep. And everything has to be in order.

Xue yang: he's the diva of divas!

Su she: someone save us.

Mo xuanyu: Xuan gege isn't a diva!

Xue yang: he isn't the only diva.

Yao: lol.

Xichen: *holds Yao's hand* I only know this diva.

Yao: A-Huan.

Su she: cringy Lan.

Xichen: let's walk.

Little Dianxia will come to you soon.

Yao: *smile* I'm happy that you're his Shizun.

Xichen: mn.

The guy can be his own Shizun.

He's very intellectual, like you.

Yao: *blushing*

Xue yang: stop being innocent and fluffy! We know what you did to A-Yao in the library!

Xichen: shhhh.

Mo xuanyu: shameless Lan lips.

Xichen: I just kissed a-Yao. What's the big issue.

Yao: Lan lips, you did more than that.

Xichen: let's don't tell them. *cough*

Xue yang: did Lan zhan learn that from you?

Su she: *gasps* Lan lips corrupted Lan zhan!

Mo xuanyu: everyone corrupted Lan zhan.

Xue yang: the dude has been through a lot.

Su she: what if it was Lan qiren who corrupted them both!

Xue yang: obviously it is.

He was dating Wen Ruohan.

Mo xuanyu: ahahahaha.

Xichen: that's not true.

Xue yang: it's my truth!

Yao: what would they do my poor Rusong.

Xue yang: might come out as a simp.

Mo xuanyu: might become a rebel.

Xichen: A-Yao, I'm little Dianxia's mentor. Nothing would happen.

Su she: the simp of simps.

Xue yang: you're the simp of simps.

Mo xuanyu: I'm the emperor of simps. And I'm proud.

Xichen: oh no.

Yao: you are all so random. Hahaha.

Xichen: what if I was left alone with team dimple, what would happen?

Yao: hang around and find out.

Xue yang: your clothes might be missing.

Mo xuanyu: I'll give you a makeover.

Su she: and then we'll wrap you up and put a bow on you.

Trio: and when 02 20 celebrations are around!

Mo xuanyu: well give you as gift to Yao gege.

Xue yang: or we can sacrifice you to the fox emperor instead.

Yao: noo.

Xichen: sacrifice? Lol.

Yaoyao, your team is mad.

Yao: indeed. But I love them that way.

Soon Zixuan will arrive🦚

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~~☁️~~ (A-Yao)