How everyone talks about King Ghidorah in interviews
Human soldier: I thought he was just a jobber for an alien empire!
Human soldier: He was definitely not a jobber!
Ilene Chen: How evil do you have to be to have Buddhist priests to be chanting the Heart Sūtra in your own theme song?
Gigan: He isn’t even that terrifying
Interviewer: You know damn well he would kick your ass for leaving him for dead to deal with Godzilla
Johnny Storm: Did you know that Galactus chose him to be his herald for killing his own planet!?
Johnny Storm: Neither did I!
Godzilla: You may call him the “King of Terror”. I call him a “Pain in My Ass”
Ren Serizawa: I think he’s a bigger hater towards Godzilla than me!
Interviewer: What do you mean?
Ren Serizawa: He came back from the dead and possessed my boss’s mecha, for the sole purpose of wanting a Round 3!
Mothra: If I had a nickel for every time he has beef with kids and wants to kill them, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
Xilien Soldier: I thought our Monster Zero was bad, until I saw the other one creating literal super hurricanes just by flying