#godzilla shitpost

✨The most disgusting food battle ✨

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In Kaiju Highschool.....

Mothra : *eat a scorpion*

Godzilla : *brings balut* what's that?

Kong : *eats a barbecued bat*

Mothra : Scorpion.

Godzilla : *Literally a scorpio guy* ..... What.

Mothra : And what the fuck are you bringing??

Godzilla : .... *sighs* developing of bird that... Get boiled... I'm scared.

Barb : *coming with Femuto & Hokmuto* know Liege. My mama always bring me & my siblungs this and I was terrified.

Femuto : Don't worry Liege, you'll getting used to it.

Godzilla : .... Right.

Mothra : Goddamn-

Godzilla : I'm kind of want to vomit and Kong literally eats a barbecued bat-

Kong : It's good tho-

Godzilla : obviously not.

Kong : At least, it's only a bat. Not like China.

Godzilla : .... Yeah i guess.

Quetzalcoatl : .... Scary, but have you guys tried frog juice from Peru? And cuy? The fried guinea pig?

Godzilla : FUCKING WHAT???

Kong : . . . Damn.

Tiamat : .... Terrifying to hear that.

Mothra : I bring many weird food! There are bull... Male "thing" (ifykyk), century eggs, stinky tofu, virgin boy eggs, monkey brain, baby mouse wine... And many more.... Yeah like that

Ichi : BULL WHAT. (Flabbergasted)

Kong : .... At least, the other asian country ain't weird as China... Even though there's durian....

Godzilla : *nodded in flabbergasted*

Na Kika : My mom once gave me Gomutra, and it's cow urine-

Godzilla : What the actual fuck-

Tiamat : WHY WOULD UR MOTHER GAVE U A COW URINE??

Na kika : I DON'T KNOW-

Typhon : *inhales and show them fried tarantula*

Godzilla : *shocked* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-

Kong : IS THAT A FUCKING TARANTULA-

Typhon : *sighs* yeah.

Yamata no orochi : *shows Nattō, tuna eyeballs wasp rice snack and others*

Kong : .... Shit, goddamn-

Godzilla : *shock in disgust* Oh god..

Leviathan : *proceeds to show them Haggis, pudding made of minced sheep's liver, lungs and heart, combined with onions, fat, and oatmeal cooked in casing (traditionally a sheep's stomach)*

Everyone : . . .

Godzilla : *sighs*

Rodan : *shows them a spicy soup that made from stomach of cows called Menudo* wanna bet y'all?

Ichi : ... Rodan, what the fuck-

Typhon : Bet! *shows fried cockroaches*

Quetzalcoatl : WHAT-

Tiamat : *spits coffee* PFFT-

Rodan : *shows them worm pretzels*

Godzilla : What the actual fuck-

Yamata no orochi : *shows them Fugu, literally dish with PUFFERFISH*

Godzilla : WHAT-

Kong : God-

Bunyip : *shows them vegemite*

Mothra : Ew, the fuck is that-

Kong : .... It looked disgusting-

Rodan : *shows them Escamoles/insect caviar*

Godzilla : *vomiting* EUGHHH

Kong : *screeches* IS THAT A FUCKING ANT LARVAE????

San : *screeches in Mecha*

Mothra : *shows Chinese bird nest*

Rodan : *also shows corn fungus*

Kong : sTOP-

Mothra : *suddenly shows a turtle soup*

Everyone : *flabbergasted*

Barb : I swear you guys need to STOP-

Kong : *stopped them by bringing durian*

Femuto : is that DURIAN????

Barb : Not my favorite fruit honestly.

Godzilla : Same, even though it tastes good, I just don't like the smell to be honest. 💀

Barb : *nodded*

Kong : Now, can we stop?

Godzilla : *sighs* Now, let's eat durian instead of all these shit-