Feb 7
My rare, they’re pairing
[Day 776]
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My rare, they’re pairing
[Day 776]
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Zedango
Mad scientist x Unethical experiment. They are so very silly. Tango complains about always being the lab rat but he would Not Enjoy the roles being swapped. He can’t torture from behind glass in a sterile environment he needs his victim to be running for their life in a spooky dungeon.
They bicker and flirt in weird ways and work together to make redstone machines of death. They have a death ray. Zedaph cloned Tango once cause he Wormman needed an arch nemesis.
They share a braincell and they’re banned from the kitchen and they goof around and they love to solve puzzles together. Zed once kidnapped Tango in the middle of the night for a surprise vivisection and Tango didn’t even question it. Also no one tell Impulse about the surprise vivisection.
xBango
They flirt in public for the sole purpose of annoying people. Tango orders snuggle time from FedxB and it never disappoints. xB’s the only one allowed in DO3 cause he needs to make deliveries. Before xB leaves Tango always gives him a little kiss on his helmet.
Tango’s convinced that Clank likes xB more than she likes him. xB finds this hilarious. He may not be a big cat person, but he still brings Clank treats and scritches. Tango also gets scritches. xB can’t say no to Tango’s puppy dog eyes (there is no difference between Tango’s puppy dog eyes and him widening his eyes normally. This creature has no pupils).
Okay I was literally about to say tho why lowkey is xB/tango hitting the shipping charts rn. In xB’s latest episode he is like doing his whole “mock offended and hurt” bit which he does with like. Keralis.
Not to mention that whole gay ass bit in chat during a gem stream. xBango stock prices about to go up I’m sensing it now