Bro just said “tomfoolery” 😂 this is why they made him British. It was always meant to be 😆
(Not hate just found it funny :))
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Bro just said “tomfoolery” 😂 this is why they made him British. It was always meant to be 😆
(Not hate just found it funny :))

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Was I the only one that clenched with that "YEAH..."?!
I'm sorry, this man is just 😫💦😝
Match Found
You give your knuckles a quick crack before getting comfortable on your current seat. Your current seat being Xavier’s lap as he plays a few rounds of some shooter game. Watching him hit headshot after headshot with a quick snap of his wrist was one of your favorite pastimes.
Except this time you wanted to try something different. Sliding on the headset you glance up and give him a grin. He skims a quick kiss to your head.
“You ready?”
“To be called slurs for being a girl? Never been more ready.”
Today, Xavier would be playing while you sat and talked in the voice chat, giving comms and just talking for him.
At first it was funny, the first few rounds of the game, your teammates would drop you pretty skins and heal Xavier first. You guys had a little banter while Xavier absolutely decimated in kills.
The second game though, the first few rounds in, a dude decided that a woman being a gamer was an insult to every game ever made and starting giving you shit. From at first just being rude in chat to blinding and sabotaging Xavier’s gameplay.
“Yo, small dick guy can you not?”
A colorful array of words were stated in chat. Along with the century old and overused phrases like “go back the kitchen” and “make me a sandwich”
“Snore, heard that before try thinking of something else please, or maybe focus on that the fact you’re going 0 kills and 12 deaths rn”
Another array of distasteful words spill from chat. You grin, ragebaiting was too easy.
“Can’t hear you from up here, the podium’s as high as your IQ”
Fastfboyz:you stupid b*tch this is why women deserve belong in the kitchen
“Maybe you should try it, then you’d be able to cook up a better comeback” you snark back.
“Your kill count is probably how many girls talk to you huh, no wonder you’re so bitter”
Fastfboyz: 1V1 me rn
You glance up at Xavier who grins and gives you a nod as the game ends and shows him at the top. As expected, Xavier completely obliterates the dude in every round with a serene look in his face. With quick fingers he types just before he ends the match.
Starluvboy: This went better in you head huh? try respecting ppl next time and maybe U can improve at something other than being a dick
You let out a laugh and watch as he blocks the dude. “That was fun huh?”
He looks down while sliding the headset off your head, “as always we make a great team.”
Guess what game inspired this lol, hope you enjoy :3
My second drawing for lads sketch zine by ezu team
(two versions because the typography told us the first one can't pass censorship...)
MINE TO KEEP
CW: Jealousy. Oral sex. P in V. 🔞 MDNI🔞
Repost from my old account (Applecaviar)
Starfruit Masterlist
“Did you miss me?”
His nod was all the confirmation you needed. Instead of leaning in, you decided to pull back just a little, stretching the tension “I missed you too,” you murmured, hand grazing his chest. “Tell me did you think about me while you were gone?”

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Sir, I beg your pardon?????
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LMAOOO THEYRE SHOWING A STICK FIGURE VERSION
ALSO WHAT