How I feel about this character:
he's so, SO. THRASHES HIM AROUND. leave john baby we could raise you better (<- younger than dean is for over half of canon). we simultaneously need to sit down on the floor and sip and hot coco with him and peg him. no in between. one or the other. big feelings about the Dean that are hard to decipher.
All the people I ship romantically with this character:
no one. hashtag my aromantic slut. #MyAromanticSlut. well thats a lie actually he can be pseudo-romantic with Lisa.
My non-romantic OTP for this character:
the only reason im saying debriel and not wincest is because we've been having god awful horrible debriel brainworms as of late. when Gabriel killed Dean a hundred thousand times in Mystery Spot that was foreplay. theyre my favorite slut4slut fuckbuddies of all time.
My unpopular opinion about this character:
not in love with Castiel in any way that matters to alloro's or people who treat qpr's as romance-lite or a mandatory thing all aro's have 👍 actually we're in wincest spots for the most part my unpopular opinion for that half is that he wouldnt turn Sam into an (sometimes feminized) atticwife. is that still popular? it was last year.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
the vampirism should've lasted longer, like three episodes minimum. we wanted to see him eat people thank you very much. im aware i can just get high off my ass and watch Devour if i wanna see Jensen Ackles covered in blood but its not the same—