#wumbo calling

name: what would you call your band if you had one? Cosmic Witch! I'm really big into the spacey aesthetic of a lot rock/metal bands, so if I ever do form a band that's what I'm naming it

discography: have you ever written any songs? Not really. I did have some ideas and messed around on my guitar and violin to see if anything stuck, but alas nothing did

Send me a ship and I’ll give my brutally honest feelings about it

So many mixed feelings I had at first-

This was the first ship with probably a large gap and given how toki age regresses I wasn’t sure if it was gonna be manipulative (and keep in mind I age regress too for coping and the last ‘relationship’ -more like awkward pining for each other while they kinda roped me and a friend with them? We met at an online anime RP community so i guess this was gonna complicated -I had was with a 27 year old and I was 18-19 and mentally 15-17 at BEST but an age gap between someone in their 30s and another in their 40s is so much different than what I had and I know that now uwu)

And then Fanon to Magnus (which was so horrific I’ve heard) soured my taste further and at the time I liked toki and wasn’t sure how to feel about it (Though now I realize toki’s kinda a dick too and I don’t like him as much as I used to because trauma reasons so they’re perfect for each other djdj)

But I realize now that it’s a ship that I do genuinely enjoy. I feel like I only have room for two OTPs for in this fandom but it’s somewhere in the top 10 I’m sure-I don’t care for Toki as much so I’m more invested for Magnus and I feel like Magnus deserves someone who will treat him right-he’s a person who will only treat others as he would be and he’d probably be so confused on these feelings and how to treat toki properly that’d he’d genuinely seek help for the sake of making toki happy. I’m glad fandom got rid of ‘magnus def ass*ults someone’ to ‘magnus is Marc Maron In a wig’ and I definitely can ship toki with the latter! People are really writing them in a way that’s so genuine, kind, and respectful that it’s such a good ship to interact with when friends/Mutuals make fics about it!

5. kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team

Kill: Honestly this is a huge toss-up between Seb and Franck. Vinco may or may not count depending on whether he counts as already dead. And while I suppose ‘killing’ Vinco (assuming he is a zombie) is a freebie choice that has no net negative effects and leaves Seb and Franck free for the other options, we really ought to do this properly. I think Franck for no other reason than betraying them sounds worse and I need Vinco for pragmatic reasons.

Betray: Seb. I think he could take this with more stride than Franck could. Plus I get the creeping feeling Seb may also jump at the chance to betray me so

felt-tip: describe your aesthetic

Starless nights, endless cups of tea, cool breezes, rainy mornings, rich breakfasts, black cats, the imprint of uv sunglasses around the head, the scent of old books, being alone with the only light in the endless darkness.

tl;dr suffering student aesthetic lmao

paper: what kind of book would you write?

I’m really torn on what book I’d like to write inasmuch as I don’t know if I fit into any particular genre. And books nowadays are heavily driven by genre, so this is a problem. Magical realism (or recently, outright medieval fantasy) and slice-of-life narratives are the only specific genres I’m good at, and would translate nicely into a book at the same time. I’m a serials person normally - short stories, drabbles, and all.

14: Do you have a go-to AU?

I have several. Perhaps I will make a list later.@akchotesuggestion chronicles my Dictator!Seb AU and my take on the Gopnik AU (’everyone loves everyone’ slice-of-Russian-life). Outside of that I guess Angel AU is likely to be a fic AU on its own. Sailor AU would be one but I don’t actually have a story for that which is why I haven’t explained anything hhh

23: fluff or angst?

15: Have any pets?

yes, a cat! technically my mother got the cat for my grandma as a surprise but she didn't want a cat so the cat's been staying with us the past 16 years lol

26: What are you craving right now?

the usual, hugs and kisses and being loved on and cared for and looked after orz

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13. What is your comfort film?

It used to be The Cat Returns for the longest time! Then it got replaced with What We Do In The Shadows. Currently, it's Open Season for nostalgia reasons <3

15. What is the funniest movie you've seen?

Oh, that's a tie between Vampire in Brooklyn (Eddie Murphy as a vampire!!!!!) and Wild Wild West! Also 7 Zwerge - Männer Allein Im Wald + 7 Zwerge - Der Wald ist nicht genug (German snow white and the seven dwarfs parodies), (T)raumschiff Surprise (German Star Wars/Star Trek parody), Lissi und der wilde Kaiser (German Sissi parody), and Der Schuh des Manitu (German Winnetou and Wild West media in general parody. tho this one aged Very Poorly and is quite clumsily racist looking back on it with my current knowledge and sensibilities 😬 It was funnier when I was 5 years old and didn't know much about this grossly romanticised and unrealistic view Germans have of Native Americans... That's what several generations growing up on Karl May's romanticised/fantastical view of the Wild West does to a country and its media world I guess. At least all the scenes with the gang of outlaws still are and always will be funny <3)

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12 The Stooges or The Velvet Underground? The Velvet Underground, specifically Nicos' Velvet Underground (I like her more than Lou Reed tbh)

19. The Runaways or the New York Dolls? The Runaways. I've actually never listened to the New York Dolls