Mar 21, 2025
[For another hour. And now you're stuck in my head like a love song to climbed to the top of the charts. How the fuck could something be so right and so wrong. All the wrong words but all the right parts.]
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[For another hour. And now you're stuck in my head like a love song to climbed to the top of the charts. How the fuck could something be so right and so wrong. All the wrong words but all the right parts.]
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I was snorting laughing while reading these and I think we could all use a pick me up. πππ€£ So if you got a second, I BET these will make you crack at least a little smile. Seriously. Iβm a hard sell comedy wise. I couldnβt breathe.
Things my boyfriend and I have called other things we can't remember the name of
Cupcake seasoning
Floor brush
Vertical parking lot
Life liquid
and hundreds of times a day
in my head
i write a letter to you
sometimes it starts with your name
sometimes youβre just a mysterious figure
or maybe itβs a rambling half way through
but every time I get to writing
the message gets lost in the logistics
the nonsensical transition from one idea to another
the words that donβt quite say what I mean
the constant feeling like Iβm introducing this grand idea
the idea that i feel some way about you that canβt be held by words
but never getting to the point
because i canβt
and sometimes i wish i had the devices
to record the things that echo in my mind
so that one day you might understand
the depth of this consuming force
that is my love for you
When you want to say "Shit, I ship it." But end up saying "ship"...
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Prompt - 1/14/17
Write a piece in which a character says the wrong words to the wrong person.
Just called the conductor a stick wavy guy omfgg