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Almost caused an international incident today. 😂 I meant to ask my husband, “Have you eaten yet?”, but accidentally sent the message to my Chinese teacher.
Thank heavens I didn't type “Laogong, have you eaten yet?” 😭🙏
[老公 (lǎogōng) means hubby / dear]
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wrong chat
rated: T (for swearing)
fandoms: ♡ twice ♡ red velvet ♡ mamamoo
genre: ♡ crack ♡ fluff
ships: ♡ (main) wenrene other background ships: ♡ joyri ♡ saida ♡ michaeng ♡ wheesa the rest are important to the plot so i won’t be mentioning them here!
AUs: ♡ group chat AU (chatfic)
warnings: ♡ none !!
summary:
todayis_wendy: seul, i'm not kidding she is so UNBELIEVABLY hot, she could slap me and i'd thank her wait FUCK
(todayis_wendy has deleted 3 messages.)
todayis_wendy: NOTHING HAPPENED GO AWAY THANK YOU
yerimiese: SAW THAT screenshotted it too! [yourenotgettingaway.jpg]
or: where wendy gay panics in the wrong discord chat, and chaos ensues. (twice & mamamoo appear as side-ish characters! though there are some characters who play a kind-of-central role in the fic :o) updates every sunday !!
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link in reblog!
Wrong Chat
ID: snapchat messages between fall and nolan. for context, fall is replying to a selfie nolan put on his story.
fall says: why did i think this was a picture of gerard way nolan says: SIR? i wish fall says: like this fall sends an image of two monkeys holding hands. the monkeys have reddish fur and are looking at whoever is taking the photo. fall says: WRONG FUCKING PHOTO
End ID.
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I know you haven’t seen Naruto, but based on the little you know, do you think Naruto and Sasuke romantically love each other?
yes, of course, obviously
next chapter of wrong chat (chapter 3, for reference) will be a ‘filler’ chapter !! where i totally do NOT scream about monster
sorry if you wanted the plot to advance !! though technically i do introduce one (1) new character in there so,,, it works :P
Okay, so the other night, my friend was watching my screen-share as I played Sims 4. I randomized a sim and got a dude with a weird-looking mustache, and he took a screenshot of it. I told him to share it to a group chat that we were in, but not to add context. Just send it as it was. It never appeared in the group chat. Fast forward to last night. He just sent me this exact picture and then explained what had happened. It turns out that he thought he sent the screenshot to our group chat, but that was not the case. Instead, he accidentally sent it to the first person on his messaging list, which was someone he was trying to sell something to. They still haven't messaged him back, and I'm still in tears from laughing so hard.
