Me, as a reader: Oh nO, they spilled COFFEE on the FLOOR and then RAN INTO A LAMPPOST and then RODE THEIR BICYCLE INTO A LAKE. ALL IN ONE DAY *proceeds to die from second-hand embarrassment*
Me, as a writer: *giggling* And they... SPILL COFFEE ON THE FLOOR aaaaannd... RUN INTO INTO A LAMPOST, this is good and, and, and... YEAH RIGHT RIDE THEIR BICYCLE INTO THE LAKE. Also, they did this ALL IN ONE DAY. *cackling madly* This is so much fun












