You know rubber gloves? Those weird purple kind or the blue kind that never really fits your hands and feels like finger condoms?
“But red,” you say, “they’re cheap and disposable and hard to trace! Why don’t I use them?”
It takes 15 minutes for the oils of your hands (that means fingerprints) to seep through those things. Fifteen. And I’m tellin you (DEFINITLY not from personal experience or anything) that it’s gonna take longer than that.
Rubber gloves are snitches.
Double up. No, triple or quadruple up. This is life in prison no parole business we’re talking about!! Take it serious!
Those weird dish washing scrub a dub dub gloves (yeah you know those bright colored ones all moms have under their sinks? What is with that?? Anyway)
Please don’t use mittens that’s the socks and sandals of manslaughter.
The point is, get smart. Be careful. If they’re really blood covered, burn them. This is not the time to worry about the ozone layer.
And don’t forget to not be stupid.
If you use fingerless gloves I swear to the lord almighty which says a lot cause I’m not Christian—you get everything coming for you.